Intoxicated

Gallowglass

I am wondering what you talk about when you are intoxicated?

I like to talk about Irish history and other areas of history when I am intoxicated, I then fall asleep.
2 weeks ago I recall talking to a young lady about how Daniel O'Donnell has influenced Irish culture, as you can imagine i've never had a girlfriend.

p.s. I am sure you have Lacuna Coil's track 'intoxicated' playing in your mind now just like I have.

KTRIC

Life, the universe and cock sizes :pac:

Tokyo

I talk shíte usually. Much like when I'm not intoxicated....

bnagrrl

Anything and everything.

Tell people how much I love them and how important they are to me... :rolleyes:

Sir Osis of Liver.

Jeefff

Had a long winded conversation with the gang on the size of everyones bladder, obviously the manliest men peed more than us with little piddly bladders..

Such shyte, don't drink anymore

stefan idiot jones

I don't drink anymore but I can tell you something, I was the funniest man in the pub.

WilyCoyote

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

I don't drink anymore but I can tell you something, I was the funniest man in the pub.

Or just the funniest eejit?

stefan idiot jones

WilyCoyote wrote: »

Or just the funniest eejit?

I was born an idiot, alcohol just multiplied it.

WilyCoyote

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

I was born an idiot, alcohol just multiplied it.

You should have drank in The Tudor Arms (Cardiff) ......... Brains beer! The more you drink ...... the smarter you get

Canis Lupus

Gallowglass wrote: »

I am wondering what you talk about when you are intoxicated?

I like to talk about Irish history and other areas of history when I am intoxicated, I then fall asleep.
2 weeks ago I recall talking to a young lady about how Daniel O'Donnell has influenced Irish culture, as you can imagine i've never had a girlfriend.

p.s. I am sure you have Lacuna Coil's track 'intoxicated' playing in your mind now just like I have.

Who falls asleep first? You or the people you're with?

stefan idiot jones

WilyCoyote wrote: »

You should have drank in The Tudor Arms (Cardiff) ......... Brains beer! The more you drink ...... the smarter you get

If they heard my Jack accent they would fcuk me into the Taff.

stefan idiot jones

WilyCoyote wrote: »

You should have drank in The Tudor Arms (Cardiff) ......... Brains beer! The more you drink ...... the smarter you get

If they heard my Jack accent they would fcuk me into the Taff.

Shane-KornSpace

What ever absolute bollox comes to mind.
I'm fairly quiet when sober, but I don't shut up when I'm drunk.

Grayson

Gallowglass wrote: »

p.s. I am sure you have Lacuna Coil's track 'intoxicated' playing in your mind now just like I have.

Who?

Shane-KornSpace

Grayson wrote: »

Who?

An Italian rock band with a stunner for a singer.

jacksie66

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Grayson

jacksie66 wrote: »

I usually get very philosophical and discuss existentialism. I then proceed to rant about religion, left wing media and then right wing asshats. Somewhere soon after I fall into a deep slumber..

I've cut back on that recently.

Shane-KornSpace wrote: »

An Italian rock band with a stunner for a singer.

Stunner is apt

herisson

Gallowglass wrote: »

I am wondering what you talk about when you are intoxicated?

I like to talk about Irish history and other areas of history when I am intoxicated, I then fall asleep.
2 weeks ago I recall talking to a young lady about how Daniel O'Donnell has influenced Irish culture, as you can imagine i've never had a girlfriend.

p.s. I am sure you have Lacuna Coil's track 'intoxicated' playing in your mind now just like I have.

Haha i talk about irish history too!

I usually talk ****e too.

stefan idiot jones

Gallowglass wrote: »

p.s. I am sure you have Lacuna Coil's track 'intoxicated' playing in your mind now just like I have.

More like the Kennedys Too Drunk To Fcuk.

Nemeses

I suppose I'll find out later tonight who I'm gonna be...

stefan idiot jones

Nemeses wrote: »

I suppose I'll find out later tonight who I'm gonna be...

Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be...................pissed.

DEFTLEFTHAND

I start bitching about people behind their backs.

Gallowglass

Shane-KornSpace wrote: »

An Italian rock band with a stunner for a singer.

You should attend a Lacuna Coil concert, Christina all sweaty and in tight leather trousers