24 hours to live

DarkJager

I'm caught in a bit of a morbid buzz recently and have been wondering what I'd do if I only had 24 hours max left to live. That's a strict 24 hours maximum with no chance of survival past it. What would you do in such a scenario? I'd probably spend it saying my goodbyes to people I know, maiming or murdering people I hate, and generally being a sound out bloke so everybody I met in that timeframe would be like "Darkjager was teh coolz". So what about it AH?

Watch pharrells 24 hours of happy

ArtSmart

I'd write a detailed note to my tailor.

Pretty sure I could get quite a lot of sympathy rides.

Vito Corleone

Eat a lot of food.

Arthur Beesley

DarkJager wrote: »

I'm caught in a bit of a morbid buzz recently and have been wondering what I'd do if I only had 24 hours max left to live. That's a strict 24 hours maximum with no chance of survival past it. What would you do in such a scenario? I'd probably spend it saying my goodbyes to people I know, maiming or murdering people I hate, and generally being a sound out bloke so everybody I met in that timeframe would be like "Darkjager was teh coolz". So what about it AH?

Why would I waste time saying goodbye to people?

Probably start with a lie in anyway.

Captain Chaos

Wipe my internet history and hard drive.

MacBizzle

Finger myself with a knife.

DarkJager

MacBizzle wrote: »

Finger myself with a knife.

Freddy Krueger fetishist?

dodderangler

Walk around bollock naked for the crack

whupdedo

I'd settle a few old scores with my double barrel, then go to confession, just in case

DarkJager

whupdedo wrote: »

I'd settle a few old scores with my double barrel, then go to confession, just in case

You'd have to bring the double barrel to confession too, just so if anybody is taping your life they have a perfect "freeze frame, roll credits" moment.

Sunnyisland

24hrs wow,
Go for a walk,send multiple texts and sleep and wait.

Snake

Watch 24.

B_Rabbit

Definitely in the last hour or two I'd try robbing a bank

DarkJager

realies wrote: »

24hrs wow,
Go for a walk,send multiple texts and sleep and wait.

Would you not have an urge to sort out anyone who has wronged you before? I couldn't go to my death knowing people who i despise/had previous run ins with were still walking with the use of their own legs.

Snake

DarkJager wrote: »

Would you not have an urge to sort out anyone who has wronged you before? I couldn't go to my death knowing people who i despise/had previous run ins with were still walking with the use of their own legs.

Id hire a hitman to kill them, and never pay.

Sunnyisland

DarkJager wrote: »

Would you not have an urge to sort out anyone who has wronged you before? I couldn't go to my death knowing people who i despise/had previous run ins with were still walking with the use of their own legs.

Na couldn't be bothered, if I didn't do that when I was living alright why go through the bother of doing it in my final hours.

MRnotlob606

I'd go around book stores and rip out pages from pivotal moments of the books plot leaving the reader feeling confused and giving them the opportunity to use their own discretion , For example they may think harry Potter becomes a transgendered ring leader of victorian ciricus after being expelled from hogwarts for foul play in the bathrooms.

The One Who Knocks

dodderangler wrote: »

Walk around bollock naked for the crack

I wouldn't be letting your crack tell you what to do, it's your life.

Snake

MRnotlob606 wrote: »

I'd go around book stores and rip out pages from pivotal moments of the books plot leaving the reader feeling confused and giving them the opportunity to use their own discretion , For example they may think harry Potter becomes a transgendered ring leader of victorian ciricus after being expelled from hogwarts for foul play in the bathrooms.

Isn't that what happens anyway?

Sh1tbag OToole

Borrow/steal/buy an all-terrain forklift

Drive the two forks into the side of a Dublin City Council clamping van, lift her up and drop her into the Liffey.

Dan Chipowski

I'd listen to The Good Book on tape, as read by Larry King.

ArtSmart

B_Rabbit wrote: »

Definitely in the last hour or two I'd try robbing a bank

Brilliant,

then you could spend all the money on....




em....

Lucifer MorningStar

Probably spend it posting on Boards

Ha, would I ****

murray.eoghan

go to the closest heavy metal gig and rock out, then hit the night clubs, settle old disputes, then fo to confession.

B_Rabbit

ArtSmart wrote: »

Brilliant,

then you could spend all the money on....




em....

Robbing it would be a thrill, and it would be fun to throw massive amounts of money around.

TheBegotten

**** off all day, enjoy myself and then kill myself in the most exciting way I can think of. Probably jumping off something high.

SilverScreen

I'd drop a load of acid and trip my balls off.

the_monkey

Dan Chipowski wrote: »

I'd listen to The Good Book on tape, as read by Larry King.

ah yes, I remember that , when the Simpsons was actually a good show