The cheek of it#1

thelad95

Out having dinner with my family for my Dad's birthday this evening I went to use the jacks. This is a relatively respectable restaurant, nothing too upper class but not a greasy spoon either. Anyway, I head into the jacks and what do I see only a grown man taking a piss at the urinal with his pants around his knees, showing the world his big hairy arse.

Since when did this become acceptable? I wouldn't of cared if it was a nightclub at 1am but this was half 6 in the evening. I thought he might of had some condition or something that meant he had to do this to take a wee but surely even at that he could have used a cubicle of which there was many.

What do you think people of After Hours?

Mods: I made a mistake with the thread title, would ye remove the #1 please thank you?

Sunnyisland

Don't understand why men do that ? It's ridiculous and perverty ....

FreshKnickers

Pics or GT..

Nevermind.

FortuneChip

realies wrote: »

Don't understand why men do that ? It's ridiculous and perverty ....

Which men, the men that pull their pants around their ankles when they use a urinal, or the men that study a person and accuse them of having a medical condition due to their hairy arse?

mawk

If only he had half assed the procedure..

Awkward Badger

Its odd but I don't see the problem. He has his cock in his hand pissing into one of a number of small troughs on the wall in full view of whoever walks in and possibly with others beside him doing the same thing. Its not like a hairy arse is going to lower the tone of the situation.

henryporter

Maybe he could only pee with someone staring at his bare ar$e

Calibos

So the thought that he might have a mental disability never entered your head OP?

PizzamanIRL

Back to Twitter you go with your hashtags.

thelad95

Calibos wrote: »

So the thought that he might have a mental disability never entered your head OP?

Unlikely, maybe he did. But there are plenty of people who do this who certainly don't have a disability.....

Snake

Maybe they fell mid stream... Didn't you ask?

Sunnyisland

Also bathroom floors are full of Germans sorry germs,wouldn't like my clothes touching the floor.

Stevo1983

Could have been worse, he could have been sat in the urinal with his trousers around his knees, every cloud.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Odd behaviour indeed, I'd have to go in the stall if I walked in to that scene. I wouldn't be able to control my laughter if I had to stand there next to him.

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

Just got an image of Butters from South Park!

But yes, a bit odd for a grown man I think.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Maybe he was about to have a Shiite in the urinal but you disturbed him and he pretended to have a piss instead...maybe.

Lenin Skynard

You should use the ladies' next time. You might be able to keep your delicate sensibilities intact.

thelad95

To be honest, I have no problem if people want to do it this way, if I have tight pants on I often do this (at home with the door locked) but for Christ sake nobody needs to see your big hairy arse. This was a family restaurant, what if a child walked in?

I wonder what Joe Duffy would say about this?

munster87

FortuneChip wrote: »

Which men, the men that pull their pants around their ankles when they use a urinal, or the men that study a person and accuse them of having a medical condition due to their hairy arse?

Father Fluffybottom

Banjo String

Stevo1983 wrote: »

Could have been worse, he could have been sat in the urinal with his trousers around his knees, every cloud.

Not unusual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ej_PwrjZCs

Arthur Beesley

CJC999 wrote: »

Maybe he was about to have a Shiite in the urinal but you disturbed him and he pretended to have a piss instead...maybe.

It's plausible.

OP, was there a smell of Benji off him?

Maybe he was going to wash his Klingons in the urinal after he finished urinating?

Sunnyisland

thelad95 wrote: »

To be honest, I have no problem if people want to do it this way, if I have tight pants on I often do this (at home with the door locked) but for Christ sake nobody needs to see your big hairy arse. This was a family restaurant, what if a child walked in?

I wonder what Joe Duffy would say about this?

Why dident he use one of the cubicles ?

umop.episdn

Just walk by, give his arse a good slap & tell him he has a lovely cóck, he won't be dropping his pants anywhere near you ever again!

Lenin Skynard

thelad95 wrote: »

what if a child walked in?

Child would probably get a good laugh out of it. It's only an arse.

thelad95

realies wrote: »

Why dident he use one of the cubicles ?

That's the issue I have.

fran17

could he have been George Michael in disguise?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

thelad95 wrote: »

...there are plenty of people who do this ...

Really? Plenty of people? In all my years I have never seen this once. You must go to the wrong establishments.

hatrickpatrick

Used to wet the bed in St Colm's. Big hairy ass!

Arthur Beesley

Roman Panicky Vagrant wrote: »

Really? Plenty of people? In all my years I have never seen this once. You must go to the wrong establishments.

He frequents the blue oyster wearing leather chaps...

Snake

umop.episdn wrote: »

Just walk by, give his arse a good slap & tell him he has a lovely cóck, he won't be dropping his pants anywhere near you ever again!

That's probably because OP will be in prison for sexual harrasment, or knocked out on the floor

MacBizzle

Should have gave it a slap.

Karl Stein

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1jfAK_S2-c

KungPao

Seems like he caught a glance of you in the restaurant and liked what he saw, and headed into the toilets and got in position to "present" himself to you.

You not being interested was probably like a knife in his heart

umop.episdn

KungPao wrote: »

Seems like he caught a glance of you in the restaurant and liked what he saw, and headed into the toilets and got in position to "present" himself to you.

You not being interested was probably like a knife in his heart

When all he really wanted was a mickey in his hole?

artanevilla

It's just a bit of downey fluff.

Legs.Eleven

Looking forward to The Cheek of it #2.