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Meanwhile...over in Portaloo

  • 27-06-2014 5:36pm
    #1
    Hedgemeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 245 ✭✭Hedgemeister


    Just read on the Independent online that British Police are searching for an Elvis Inpersonator who has 'access to arms'.
    The search is being conducted in the Cornish Village of Port Of Loos where said Elvis Inpersonator, one Derrell Weaver, a Tree Surgeon, was last spotted near a school.
    Eye witnesses report that 15 Police cars, Police Snipers, and a Helicopter are searching the area.


    Probably a sad case I know, with a sad history behind it, but I can only hope it ends well for the guy.


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  • #2
    Willow Nutritious Rodeo
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Willow Nutritious Rodeo


    I should hope most people have access to at least one arm


  • #3
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Wait, there's a place called Portaloo?

    I bet it's real shit!


  • #4
    SweetChaos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 306 ✭✭SweetChaos


    bluewolf wrote: »
    I should hope most people have access to at least one arm

    Uh huh huh, I hope nobody is to shook up over it


  • #5
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Sounds like the setup for a python sketch


  • #6
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,903 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Sky New's coverage of this was hilarious.


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  • #7
    solomafioso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,095 ✭✭✭solomafioso


    Portaloo, couldn't give a sh*t if I wanted to. Oooh ooh.


  • #8
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Elvis Impersonator in a village called Port a loo with access to arms? Oh gawd, we're all gonna die!

    Sounds like a headline from 'The Onion'. Are you having a laugh OP?


  • #9
    SweetChaos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 306 ✭✭SweetChaos


    Tried to look at a video on sky news it was just a pic of his website and music I wonder was it hacked


  • #10
    Hedgemeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 245 ✭✭Hedgemeister


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Elvis Impersonator in a village called Port a loo with access to arms? Oh gawd, we're all gonna die!

    Sounds like a headline from 'The Onion'. Are you having a laugh OP?


    Must admit I did have a leetle snigger at the headline. :D


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