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  • 27-06-2014 5:27pm
    #1
    MacBizzle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭


    Surely we've all done it? I enjoy the odd Jennifer Lawrence picture myself, the WWE beours when I was like 14 (:pac:), also some randomers on Facebook (that goes without saying tbf) etc. etc.

    Definitely the weirdest thread I've made to date....


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  • #2
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    What like a snickers workwear fetish?


  • #3
    Awkward Badger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭Awkward Badger


    The only thing you need to have a **** is the horn and a bit of privacy.


  • #4
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Pugsly wrote: »
    The only thing you need to have a **** is the horn and a bit of privacy.

    And at least one hand.


  • #5
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    MacBizzle wrote: »
    also some randomers on Facebook (that goes without saying tbf) etc. etc.

    Definitely the weirdest thread I've made to date....

    Does it? Because that's incredibly, incredibly creepy.


  • #6
    MacBizzle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭MacBizzle


    super_furry wrote: »
    Does it? Because that's incredibly, incredibly creepy.

    That's what ya get when you leave your profile on public, baby.


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  • #7
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    FearDark wrote: »
    And at least one hand.

    I thought one hand fapping was a Zen thing...


  • #8
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    FearDark wrote: »
    And at least one hand.

    Where there's a will, theres an operation to remove ribs...


  • #9
    MacBizzle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭MacBizzle


    Renegade Mechanic wrote: »
    Where there's a will, theres an operation to remove ribs...

    Or just grind off something.

    Christ I'm fúcked up.


  • #10
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    MacBizzle wrote: »
    Or just grind off something.

    Christ I'm fúcked up.

    I once had a wet dream about the Queen of England.

























    She was wore off the road by a London taxi and I p*ssed myself laughing.


  • #11
    The Dagda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭The Dagda


    MacBizzle wrote: »
    Surely we've all done it? I enjoy the odd Jennifer Lawrence picture myself, the WWE beours when I was like 14 (:pac:), also some randomers on Facebook (that goes without saying tbf) etc. etc.

    Definitely the weirdest thread I've made to date....

    Isn't that what the "stuff" you did with freaky ex's is for?!


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  • #12
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    super_furry wrote: »
    Does it? Because that's incredibly, incredibly creepy.

    Someone, somewhere, has masturbated thinking about you. Deal with it!

    Tis only natural.


  • #13
    Buzz Killington the third
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    Sounds like someone just finished up looking through know your loungers...


  • #14
    desultory
    Closed Accounts Posts: 340 ✭✭desultory


    super_furry wrote: »
    Does it? Because that's incredibly, incredibly creepy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAobW-gj1KE


  • #15
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Buzz Killington the third wrote: »
    Sounds like someone just finished up looking through know your loungers...

    Believe it or not, I'm a reasonably straight female. I appreciate feminine beauty (who doesn't?!) but my main interest is men. :O Shock horror!!


  • #16
    Nemeses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Believe it or not, I'm a reasonably straight female. I appreciate feminine beauty (who doesn't?!) but my main interest is men. :O Shock horror!!

    I'm confused..


  • #17
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Nemeses wrote: »
    I'm confused..

    That's alright, it's okay to be confused. :) :P :pac:


  • #18
    Nemeses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    That's alright, it's okay to be confused. :) :P :pac:

    Your sentence does not make sense.

    Please rephrase.


  • #19
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Nemeses wrote: »
    Your sentence does not make sense.

    Please rephrase.

    It's okay to be confused, that's alright? :P


  • #20
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    It's okay to be confused, that's alright? :P

    It's confused to be alright, that's okay.


  • #21
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Muise... wrote: »
    It's confused to be alright, that's okay.

    It's alright, that's okay to be confused.


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  • #22
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    It's alright, that's okay to be confused.

    Okay it's confused, that's alright to be!


  • #23
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    That's confused. Its ok to be alright?


  • #24
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Muise... wrote: »
    Okay it's confused, that's alright to be!

    Alright, that's okay, confused it's to be?


  • #25
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Alright, that's okay, confused it's to be?

    Now look what ye made me do!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIui-eKxAec


  • #26
    FGR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,464 ✭✭✭FGR


    ...I'm still curious as to whether Christy is genuinely fat or if she's having us on. :pac:


  • #27
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    FGR wrote: »
    ...I'm still curious as to whether Christy is genuinely fat or if she's having us on. :pac:

    And what sort of parents named a girl Christy. :D


  • #28
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    FGR wrote: »
    ...I'm still curious as to whether Christy is genuinely fat or if she's having us on. :pac:
    Renegade Mechanic wrote: »
    And what sort of parents named a girl Christy. :D

    Go Away! :pac:


  • #29
    desultory
    Closed Accounts Posts: 340 ✭✭desultory


    Any girl that makes any Halloween album public knows well what she's at.


  • #30
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Renegade Mechanic wrote: »
    And what sort of parents named a girl Christy. :D

    I'd love to be called George. One of the guys I work with calls me George. :pac:

    My friends call me Christy. :P


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  • #31
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    OP needs to change his username to MacJizzle.


  • #32
    MacBizzle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭MacBizzle


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    OP needs to change his username to MacJizzle.

    I'll do it when I subscribe ;)


  • #33
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    MacBizzle wrote: »
    I'll do it when I subscribe ;)

    Ooooooohhhhh subscribing as well, yeah? Mad to get into the sex forum is it? :P


  • #34
    MacBizzle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭MacBizzle


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Ooooooohhhhh subscribing as well, yeah? Mad to get into the sex forum is it? :P

    You've just made up my mind for me, fatty.


  • #35
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    MacBizzle wrote: »
    You've just made up my mind for me, fatty.

    :mad: You bastid fattest! :mad:

    There's nothing wrong with packing a few extra pounds! Cushion for the pushing! :pac:


  • #36
    MacBizzle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭MacBizzle


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    :mad: You bastid fattest! :mad:

    There's nothing wrong with packing a few extra pounds! Cushion for the pushing! :pac:

    Oh god. :pac:


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  • #37
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    MacBizzle wrote: »
    Oh god. :pac:

    My picture is coming your way!! I hope you have a lot of space in your inbox because the file size is pretty big! ;) :pac:


  • #38
    MacBizzle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭MacBizzle


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    My picture is coming your way!! I hope you have a lot of space in your inbox because the file size is pretty big! ;) :pac:

    My inbox couldn't hold so much beauty.

























    Excuse me while I go puke. :p


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