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Would you work in the Federation?

  • 23-06-2014 5:54pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭


    Stay with me non-Star Trek people. Right imagine you live in the Federation in the future. Essentially at 18 you need never work again. Replicators and cheap energy make everything possible. A life of pure leisure and laziness. Or travel or learning. Or you could just live in a holodeck, think of the possibilities!

    Or would you actually work? Would you choose to do something to keep you ticking, but thing is you have to work a regular enough shift. Say 4 4 hours days a week. Would you open a shop or restaraunt like Ben Sisko's dad? Or would you do something crazy like join Starfleet and put your life at risk when there's really no need to.

    TLDR: Would you work given the choice, or opt for an easy life?

    Would you work in the Federation? 60 votes

    I would live the easiest life possible
    0% 0 votes
    I would study for my life
    15% 9 votes
    I would open/work in a business
    16% 10 votes
    I would live out my life in a holodeck (Vulcan Love Slave 4)
    5% 3 votes
    I would join Starfleet
    15% 9 votes
    I would join the Maquis. Hang the cardies!
    48% 29 votes


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    c_man wrote: »
    Stay with me non-Star Trek people.

    I'll try...
    c_man wrote: »
    future.

    Sorry, you lost me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Be too alien a concept for me to not work.

    It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it
    It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    I won't be composing any poetry about a cat called spot. These android poets. He lost the head at least once too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    Put a replicator in my room and tape down the Klingon wine button, need never leave my cess pit ever again


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,861 ✭✭✭stimpson


    I would spend my time using making replicators with replicators.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    How can I work with all these sexy doctors around??? :/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    I think I'd sign up with Starfleet*, I mean what is the point of the other life? Without a sense of danger and worth and achievement, what's the point of it all. And especially at 18 I can't imagine turning down the chance to explore the galaxy and nab some alien poontang.




    *though I can see leaving them later to become a Maquis. And then I'd be dead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Just hand me a red-shirt and point me towards my impending doom!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭Alf. A. Male


    I already do.




    Sent from my Communicator.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭urabell


    Join Starfleet, life is about pushing the envelope.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    No way to much lens flair and that dooo da dooo dooo do dooo do da da do da music would drive you mental


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Meh, whats the point. Sooner or later along comes a Borg cube....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Put a replicator in my room and tape down the Klingon wine button, need never leave my cess pit ever again

    Romulan ale is what you are looking for. That stuff should be illegal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,848 ✭✭✭Andy-Pandy


    Mmmmmm, 7 of 9


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    I already do.




    Sent from my Communicator.
    Your Tricorder you mean.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭Alf. A. Male


    gugleguy wrote: »
    Your Tricorder you mean.


    No, since Tricorders are scanners of different kinds.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,084 ✭✭✭✭Kirby


    No, since Tricorders are scanners of different kinds.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭stmol32


    Point the way to the sexy green alien women.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,084 ✭✭✭✭Kirby


    stmol32 wrote: »
    Point the way to the sexy green alien women.

    They are called Orion slave girls.

    And yes, I may have posted it but Homer's nerd call applies to me too. I wear my Nerd badge with pride. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 292 ✭✭Citroen2cv


    Captains Log - Stardate 357860

    Was asked to vote in a stupid poll on whether Id choose to work in starfleet or not. Did not bother answering.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Citroen2cv wrote: »
    Captains Log - Stardate 357860

    Was asked to vote in a stupid poll on whether Id choose to work in starfleet or not. Did not bother answering.
    This is illogical Captain!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Beam me up...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,688 ✭✭✭Heroditas


    "Captain's log. Stardate uuuuuuhhh.........."

    "April 13 :rolleyes: "


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Pah! I'd join the Borg and help them infiltrate and take over. Ugly anarcho-atheists they may be, but they know how to get things done, damn it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Holo deck, naked beautiful women and never leave.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    Actually I'd prefer the Federation Starfleet evil opposite. Then I'd be the evil ship psychologist and use the Agonizer all the time on anyone who I take the slightest casual dislike to.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,095 ✭✭✭solomafioso


    Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭stmol32


    Kirby wrote: »
    They are called Orion slave girls. :p


    I know, I know......d'uh :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,771 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    I'd boldly go where no one has gone before


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Sounds boring when you put it that way, obvious option:

    Join the Starfleet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    I've thought about this a lot. Really, unless you're a researcher or in Starfleet, life could get pretty boring. No one gets paid, everyone works purely for the good of humanity. So, that means, the guy who cleans your gutters doesn't get paid. Maybe he's not smart enough for a researching job. Maybe he's not qualified for Starfleet. Now he cleans gutters. I'm not nearly smart enough to be a researcher. It's either gutters or Starfleet.

    You assume that people doing the menial tasks enjoy it, because they're helping humanity, so if that was your job, you'd feel the same way having been brought up in that way. I don't think I could do it. Even though I'd be wearing a red shirt, I'd be in Starfleet. The constant fear of death is better than a life unclogging gutters.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,348 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Andy-Pandy wrote: »
    Mmmmmm, 7 of 9

    and don't forget 6 of 9 , her sexier younger sister.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Leaves Holodeck after 7 day session, bleary eyed and bow legged with a bag of ice stuck down the front of trousers.

    Memo to self, wait till at the door before disengaging Holodeck.

    Enter next person. *scream Sweet crossdressing Klingons, WTF is all this sticky stuff on the floor/walls/ceiling?

    Mr Plazaman to the Captains quarters.

    Captain : Get the hell off my ship you pervert.

    Shuttle to Earth to look for gutter clearing jobs.

    Totes worth it.

    Up Next : Boldly coming where no man has come before - Part II


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    A great opportunity to have a glorious, heroic and brave death if the possibility arose: going into the warp drive like Spock to diffuse the critical buildup and so contaminate myself so I can never come out. Don't forget the significance of the Vulcan hand sign through the glass to end it all.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I would join up yes, Science office or Engineer. It would be amazing.

    Preferably not chief o briens job

    http://imgur.com/gallery/0IkGI


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