Three Criminals to Save The Planet

MisterCadbury

Just watched Guardians of the Galaxy and it got me thinking. If earth was in imperious danger and team of 3 criminals currently incarcerated was needed to fight for humanity and delay an alien invasion, who would you pick?

For me, surely to begin with

Charles Bronson: Sheer determination and wanton need for a scrap would aggravate any potential extra terrestrial attempted colonizers.

Bradley Manning: Could orchestrate an elaborate rouse to infiltrate the invaders computer networks and supply us with inside information.

Gerald Blanchard: To use the skulduggerous art of thievery to liberate key components the invaders weapons systems rendering them useless.

Your suggestions?

Tail Docker

I thought this was about some Green-based plan by FF to re-invigorate their political chances.

Hootanany

Jack the Ripper
Son of Sam
Charlie haughey

Should Have Done Arts

Hootanany wrote: »

Charlie haughey

lol Only one issue there. Charlie wasnt imprisoned

Alf. A. Male

We'd never get Bronson back in, Manning is not a criminal and Blanchard got caught easily. I don't fancy your Z-Team's chances.

Should Have Done Arts

If the criminal s are worth using at all they wouldn't have gotten caught in the first place. which would explain Mr Haughey

Lucifer MorningStar

Charles Manson

Mike Tyson

O.J. Simpson

SuperSean11

Should Have Done Arts wrote: »

lol Only one issue there. Charlie wasnt imprisoned

Does that not mean he's just a great criminal :P

Arthur Beesley

Alf. A. Male wrote: »

Manning is not a criminal

No, which is why he (or rather she) is locked up for the next 20 years.

Call Me Jimmy

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

Charles Manson

Mike Tyson

O.J. Simpson

Perfect line-up. Ye got the smarts of OJ directing the muscle and madness. Aliens be fuuuhhhcked

Alf. A. Male

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

No, which is why he (or rather she) is locked up for the next 20 years.

Yes, the US would never wrongly imprison anyone.

Arthur Beesley

Alf. A. Male wrote: »

Yes, the US would never wrongly imprison anyone.

She has been convicted of a crime, she is a criminal, regardless of your definition of criminal. In fact she pleaded guilty.

Arthur Beesley

MisterCadbury wrote: »

Charles Bronson: Sheer determination and wanton need for a scrap would aggravate any potential extra terrestrial attempted colonizers.

Cheating...Convict Charles Bronson has already helped save the planet (from the Nazi's):

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061578/

Manach

To sing of arms and the man: Viktor Bout : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viktor_Bout

MisterCadbury

Alf. A. Male wrote: »

We'd never get Bronson back in, Manning is not a criminal and Blanchard got caught easily. I don't fancy your Z-Team's chances.

In relation to Bradley Manning take off the rose tinted glasses sunshine,
"Chelsea Elizabeth Manning (born Bradley Edward Manning, December 17, 1987) is a United States Army soldier who was convicted in July 2013 of violations of the Espionage Act ".

Great man to knock someone elses team and propose no one yourself. Not the kind of trollish attitude we need as we face impending doom, not as one man, not as one family, not as one nation nor a group of nations, but as a race.

RobbingBandit

Me, Myself and I could do it.

Arthur Beesley

MisterCadbury wrote: »

In relation to Bradley Manning take off the rose tinted glasses sunshine,
"Chelsea Elizabeth Manning (born Bradley Edward Manning, December 17, 1987) is a United States Army soldier who was convicted in July 2013 of violations of the Espionage Act ".

Great man to knock someone elses team and propose no one yourself. Not the kind of trollish attitude we need as we face impending doom, not as one man, not as one family, not as one nation nor a group of nations, but as a race.

In fairness though, he's just given me the answer - not the Z-Team....this is what the A-Team were made for.

Hootanany

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

In fairness though, he's just given me the answer - not the Z-Team....this is what the A-Team were made for.

Bradly was a woman:eek:

DEFTLEFTHAND

Carmine 'the snake' Persico.

Whitey Bulger.

Giovanni 'John the zip' Stanfa.

le la rat

Theodore John "Ted" Kaczynski, also known as the "Unabomber, x3

Arthur Beesley

Hootanany wrote: »

Bradly was a woman:eek:

I know. By 'he' I meant the poster who said she wasn't a criminal.

RobbingBandit

IF we can use fictitious can I go with Team Rocket from the early Pokemon series, don't like the new Meowth or James.

Senna

If we were under alien attack, the prison population would be the last place we would look for help. Unless we needed cannon fodder.

Fr_Dougal

Should Have Done Arts wrote: »

lol Only one issue there. Charlie wasnt imprisoned

Plus, historically, zombies are pretty crap at getting stuff done.

Call Me Jimmy

TheZohan wrote: »

Plus, historically, zombies are pretty crap at getting stuff done.

I take it you have a wikipedian understanding of zombie history, it is quite laughable. Telling that you are propogating a widely disclaimed supposition; leads me to believe you are an amateur. I don't mean offense. And not to be patronising but maybe you should at least read what Fincher and Hoffman had to say on the matter? Their book 'What DIDN'T the Zombies Get Done circa 1798 - 1814' might be a starting point.

AnonoBoy

MisterCadbury wrote: »

Just watched Guardians of the Galaxy and it got me thinking. If earth was in imperious danger and team of 3 criminals currently incarcerated was needed to fight for humanity and delay an alien invasion, who would you pick?

You could be one of the criminals MisterCadbury - that movie isn't out yet!

Sir Arthur Daley

Are Zombies really real?