Strangest thing you've seen today

dee_mc

I opened the 2 windows in my bedroom this morning (one at the front and one at the back, directly opposite each other, about 20 feet apart) and within 10 seconds, three bees flew in the front and, nonchalantly, straight out the back window!

Seen anything strange or unusual today?

Lucifer MorningStar

A few sunburnt faces

Sir Arthur Daley

Two men masticating in macdonalds.

dee_mc

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

A few sunburnt faces around town

That's getting less and less unusual as the days go on!

dee_mc

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Two men masticating in macdonalds.

:eek: The horror!

catallus

I saw a pigeon and I'd swear to god he smiled at me!!!!!

CINCLANTFLT

I saw a dog that looked suprisingly like Will Ferrell!!!

CINCLANTFLT

I saw a dog that looked suprisingly like Will Ferrell!!!

Knex*

Guy came into work wearing flowery board shorts.

I've yet to comprehend as to why.

caustic 1

You shall see thangs, wonderful to tell. You shall see a..a cow, on the roof of a cotton house, ha, and oh so many startlements. I cannot tell you how long this road shall be but fear not the ob-sta-ac-les in your path, for fear has vouchsafed your reward.

LizzieJones

My oldest son. Have not seen him in a few weeks.

PizzamanIRL

I saw a dog owner actually using a designated dog poo bag to clean up her dog's mess.

jamo2oo9

NSFW
Two flies having sex on the curtain....
fly.jpg

Philo Beddoe

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Rothko

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Two men masticating in macdonalds.

Were they masticating together?

caustic 1

jamo2oo9 wrote: »

Two flies having sex on the curtain....
fly.jpg

You took a picture :eek:.

JanaMay

My 3-year-old trying desperately to look at her own back and getting so frustrated when she couldn't.

jamo2oo9

caustic 1 wrote: »

You took a picture :eek:.

They were at it for that long, I was able to take a picture of them doing it...

caustic 1

jamo2oo9 wrote: »

They were at it for that long, I was able to take a picture of them doing it...

A huh, just wouldn't enter my thought process "where's my phone till I get a pic"

Aglomerado

Two men dressed (very well!) as Bishop Brennan and Father Jack in the Red FM booth in Mahon Point!

Menas

On the insects theme...the strangest thing I saw today was a bunch of wasps who seem to have nested in my compost bin.

At least I think that is what they have done, a few of them chased me out of MY garden. Am safe in doors now.

OldNotWIse

caustic 1 wrote: »

You took a picture :eek:.

Fly porn.

dee_mc

jamo2oo9 wrote: »

Two flies having sex on the curtain....
fly.jpg

NSFW !
Just opened that pic in work - morto, they'll all think I'm some sort of pervert

Knex*

dee_mc wrote: »

NSFW !
Just opened that pic in work - morto, they'll all think I'm some sort of pervert

We already knew, Dee.

Also, in fairness, the nsfw hint was in the title

dee_mc

Knex. wrote: »

We already knew, Dee.

Also, in fairness, the nsfw hint was in the title

I work alone anyway, was just looking for attention

Vivisectus

I saw a sign in the window of a stationary shop the other day.

It said "we are moving!"

made my whole day, that

uch

A Gorilla picking his nose and eating it

Geomy

I think I found a meteorite.

OldNotWIse

jamo2oo9 wrote: »

NSFW
Two flies having sex on the curtain....
fly.jpg

I look at that photo and all I can think is, there's hope for all of us...

dee_mc

uch wrote: »

A Gorilla picking his nose and eating it

Are you sure it was a gorilla? Cos I've just seen one of the hairy natives here doing the same thing...

porsche959

I saw a beast as big as four cats with a retractable leg so it can leap up at you better and it lights up at night and its got four ears, two are for listening and the other two are kind of back up ears and its claws are as big as cups and for some reason its got a tremendous fear of stamps. Its got magnets on its tail, so if you're made of metal, it can attach itself to you and instead of a head, its got four arses.

--LOS--

Today, someone cycling home in front of me in the rain holding a hoover on the back of the bike with one hand, handbag on shoulder with hoover parts, a bucket of parts in another hand and flying along, them dutch!

This was perfect timing out of me. My neighbour cleaned his car today and when he was done i had just walked out the front door and he did that thing Italian chefs do when they kiss their fingers because they did such a good job.

HalloweenJack

Was walking back from work around seven o'clock this evening, still full daylight. Walked by a parked taxi and as I got closer saw that there was a man in the passenger seat leaning over and kissing the taxi driver, who was a woman. I could also see his arm was lowered and moving about furiously.

I didn't get close enough to look in the window and see exactly what was going on but from the way they were positioned and the motion his hand was making it was fairly obvious.

Bear in mind, this was in the middle of a busy car park in a university which is being used for summer courses. There were dozens of people walking around, lots of kids too, and this car wasn't even parked in a concealed spot, it was in the middle of one of the main car parks with plenty of others around!

What made it all the more bizarre was the woman was wearing a hijab and the man was wearing the clothes that you'd see an Arabian prince wearing, complete with the headgear.