Ghost ship full of rats

stoneill

What happened to it?
It was supposed to flounder of the coast of Ireland and a rampaging hoard of cannibal rats invade the west coast.

A Greedy Algorithm

The west coast is already inhabited by a rampaging hoard of cannibals. When the rats arrived they didn't stand a chance.

YFlyer

they'll end up eating themselves.

The Moldy Gowl

*Waits for they are in the Dail comment*

The Backwards Man

Have you not heard? West Mayo has been declared a apocalypticdisaster area and no one is to enter or leave.


Dunno anything about that ship though.

Sunnyisland

The cat got them...

Vinz Mesrine

It got eaten by the shark that was headed our way.

MagicIRL

It's currently hanging out with that Malaysian airplane somewhere.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

*Waits for they are in the Dail comment*

Here ya go....

They're in the Dail.

Maximus Alexander

If they were cannibal rats, wouldn't there only have been one really fat rat left by the time it got here anyway?

bear1

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/1million-ratinfested-ship-has-sunk-irish-coast-guard-claims-29947286.html

Amazing what 2 seconds of Googling can do.

/thread

AlanS181824

I found this story extremely interested.

Especially the fact that they're or they were drifting towards Ireland!

Their leaders name must be Enda...

The Backwards Man

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

If they were cannibal rats, wouldn't there only have been one really fat rat left by the time it got here anyway?

I think they were cannonball rats, and they are now partaking in a wacky illegal no holds barred motor race across the country with hilarious consequences.

shruikan2553

They caught swine flu and bird flu.

The Moldy Gowl

CJC999 wrote: »

Here ya go....

They're in the Dail.

AlanS181824 wrote: »

I found this story extremely interested.

Especially the fact that they're or they were drifting towards Ireland!

Their leaders name must be Enda...

Yay, thank you for your co-operation

You may go in peace

Knasher

I assume you are talking about the MV Lyubov Orlova? It is believed to have sunk, it was last seen "2400 km off the coast of Ireland" or as it is more accurately known, about 150km from the coast of Canada.

AlanS181824

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Yay, thank you for your co-operation

You may go in peace

You're very welcome, your heiness.

I bid you farewell m'Lord.

The Moldy Gowl

AlanS181824 wrote: »

You're very welcome, your heiness.

I bid you farewell m'Lord.

k thx bai

Love you 5eva bbz

xoxox

AlanS181824

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

k thx bai

Love you 5eva bbz

xoxox

np chiken,

ih wad no problm

u doin ok hun?

chat me an beboh wen yew gt hme kay?

xoxoxox

chat me

Sunnyisland

On 23 February, according to the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency, Lyubov Orlova was spotted at roughly 1300 nautical miles from the Irish coast.[11]

On 28 February, the ship was the subject of news reports in Iceland and Ireland, and a caution to smaller vessels was issued.[12] On 1 March 2013, Irish media reported that a signal from the vessel’s emergency position-indicating radio beacon (EPIRB) was received from 700 nautical miles off the Kerry coast, still in international waters.[citation needed] An EPIRB starts transmitting only when the device is exposed to water, leading experts to speculate that the ship may have sunk.[13] The Irish Air Corps was expected to continue to monitor the region.[14][15]

In January 2014, there was speculation[19] based on an interview with a salvager in the British tabloid The Sun that the ship might be nearing the coast of England and be infested with cannibal rats. The rumours were subsequently debunked.[20][21] Alleged Psychic Uri Geller has offered to help locate the ship.[22]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MV_Lyubov_Orlova


So there.

Wossack

Apparently it pulled up to dock, but the rats figured they'd be better off on the ship, and so cast off again

Im pretty offended tbh

c_man

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

If they were cannibal rats, wouldn't there only have been one really fat rat left by the time it got here anyway?

Yeah, there was just the one left. Big and juicy, we the people of Galway decided to cook him up and had a big public feast in Eyre Sq with portions of rat and a selection of ghost ship booty for all. Obviously we kept it under wraps, but no harm telling ye now.

Maximus Alexander

realies wrote: »

On 23 An EPIRB starts transmitting only when the device is exposed to water, leading experts to speculate that the ship may have sunk.

Id' say the rats were off that ship like... rats off a sinking ship.

I won't even bother getting my coat.