Leaving Ireland :: Becoming a Monk, etc [GIVE YOUR IDEAS]

Jimmyie

Hello,

Some people may not like Ireland, and wish to get pretty much change their life forever (society).

Examples: (THESE ARE MY EXAMPLES, PLEASE HELP BY GIVING MORE EXAMPLES, Thank you)


- Fly to India, and then becoming a monk.

- Get together with other people and plant to make a TV show like wildboyz, (going around the world doing fun crazy things). Now its not about doing the fun crazy things, but its about coming together as friends, like a family and going around the world.

wazky

A friar in Calcutta or a travelling pisshead.

Good to see your thinking straight anyway.

thelad95

Jimmyie wrote: »

Hello,

Some people may not like Ireland, and wish to get pretty much change their life forever (society).
Examples: (THESE ARE MY EXAMPLES, PLEASE HELP BY GIVING MORE EXAMPLES, Thank you)


- Fly to India, and then becoming a monk.

- Get together with other people and plant to make a TV show like wildboyz, (going around the world doing fun crazy things). Now its not about doing the fun crazy things, but its about coming together as friends, like a family and going around the world.

Em, what?

Mr. CooL ICE

I... erm, what?

Jimmyie wrote: »

Hello,

Some people may not like Ireland, and wish to get pretty much change their life forever (society).

Examples: (THESE ARE MY EXAMPLES, PLEASE HELP BY GIVING MORE EXAMPLES, Thank you)


- Fly to India, and then becoming a monk.

- Get together with other people and plant to make a TV show like wildboyz, (going around the world doing fun crazy things). Now its not about doing the fun crazy things, but its about coming together as friends, like a family and going around the world.

So, you want to either a) leave Ireland and become a monk or b) set up another reality TV show. Why stop there? Why not astronaut, special agent or goat herder?

Jimmyie

LordChessington wrote: »

I... erm, what?



So, you want to either a) leave Ireland and become a monk or b) set up another reality TV show. Why stop there? Why not astronaut, special agent or goat herder?

Not a TV show, that's just an example for other people.

Ruu

Become President of Ireland, then set up a reality show about the goings on behind closed doors of Áras an Uachtaráin. I'd watch!

thelad95

Jimmyie wrote: »

Hello,

Some people may not like Ireland, and wish to get pretty much change their life forever (society).

Examples: (THESE ARE MY EXAMPLES, PLEASE HELP BY GIVING MORE EXAMPLES, Thank you)


- Fly to India, and then becoming a monk.

- Get together with other people and plant to make a TV show like wildboyz, (going around the world doing fun crazy things). Now its not about doing the fun crazy things, but its about coming together as friends, like a family and going around the world.

You need to edit this sentence. I've read it ten times and am still none the wiser as to what it means.

RoboRat

Join the Legion

Mr. CooL ICE

thelad95 wrote: »

You need to edit this sentence. I've read it ten times and am still none the wiser as to what it means.

Me too. Remove the "get" and it might make sense, but then the society in brackets blows it out of the water completely.

OP, you should blow things out of water. Become a sperm whale.

Jimmyie

no, just take your fish oil and then you would understand what I'm trying to say.

Alf. A. Male

Will we just all throw a random word on the end of a sentence in brackets?

The weather is lovely today (river). I think I'll find a beer garden and watch the football (telephone). I don't know if I would prefer to see Chile or Spain win (lunch).

Jimmyie

Alf. A. Male wrote: »

Will we just all throw a random word on the end of a sentence in brackets?

The weather is lovely today (river). I think I'll find a beer garden and watch the football (telephone). I don't know if I would prefer to see Chile or Spain win (lunch).

DERHHHH DPERPRHHH DERRR

Knex*

Whatever about being confused as fuck at the opening, I laughed at the contrast between, becoming a monk, and starring in a tv show like Wildboyz.

Jimmyie

GUYS:
Look up RAM DASS INDIA, That's what I'm talking about...

Alf. A. Male

Jimmyie wrote: »

DERHHHH DPERPRHHH DERRR

Your response to my post made more sense than your opening post did.

Knex*

Jimmyie wrote: »

GUYS:
Look up RAM DASS INDIA, That's what I'm talking about...

That a space placement away from getting me fired at work.

Alf. A. Male

Jimmyie wrote: »

GUYS:
Look up RAM DASS INDIA, That's what I'm talking about...

You head off to India and get your ass rammed if you like, I'll stay here. Let us know how you get on.

Maphisto

I know do a reality TV show if people that rereg on Boards. I'd watch it and it seems to be a really popular/zany/clever/off the wall/cool (delete as applicable) thing to do just now.

Jimmyie

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MagicIRL

Ah, the crux of the thread; the infamouns Indian Ass Ramming. Good luck OP.

Jonny Blaze

Well, first you should deliver that case to Marsellus.

And then, basically you should just 'Walk the Earth'

You know, like Caine from Kung-Fu. Walk from place to place, meet people, get into adventures.

Jimmyie

RAM DASS HAS NOTHING GOT to do with what it sounds

Ram Dass is a man, a special man.
Look up "Ram Dass India"

Jester252

http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Monk

Jimmyie

Guys, becoming a Monk in India for example would be great fun. If you don't like India, then go for Brazil maybe, somewhere that's cooler (colder)...


Then just take mushrooms that give you good luck (must be a good amount of course and in a good setting)....

and enjoy !!!

MagicIRL

Jimmyie wrote: »

RAM DASS HAS NOTHING GOT to do with what it sounds

Ram Dass is a man, a special man.
Look up "Ram Dass India"

Instead of telling us to Google, how about you tell us who your Magical Ass Ramming Manfriend is?

Jimmyie

SEARCH FOR THIS:
Richard Alpert India



If you don't then your a negative fish OR something. GO GO GO

Jimmyie

Wait, you get better results if you search for this:
ram dass india

Jimmyie

RAM DASS MEANS In his book, he describes studying yoga in the Temple of Hanuman, the Hindu monkey God who exemplifies the perfect servant. Dass means servant, so Ram Dass, the name Alpert was given, means servant of Ram, or God, as Ram was one of the incarnations of the God Vishnu, the preserver, Baba means father, and is a term of endearment and respect.

wazky

Fcuk, are the primary schools finished early?

Balmed Out

This speaks volumes about the type of person who could actually dislike Ireland.;)

JRant

Those Franciscans have it all sewn up alright.

OP, I would like a glass of whatever it is you are smoking (furniture)!

Am I doing it right??

Jimmyie

SCREW YOU GUYS.


THATS IT.
I'm going to India and not coming back AND BECOMING A MONK


WAIT WAIT, do you guys know any colder country than India please? (to become a monk)

thank you.

JRant

Jimmyie wrote: »

SCREW YOU GUYS.


THATS IT.
I'm going to India and not coming back AND BECOMING A MONK


WAIT WAIT, do you guys know any colder country than India please? (to become a monk)

thank you.

Ireland????

thelad95

Jimmyie wrote: »

SCREW YOU GUYS.


THATS IT.
I'm going to India and not coming back AND BECOMING A MONK


WAIT WAIT, do you guys know any colder country than India please? (to become a monk)

thank you.

I hear North Korea is pretty cold.

Knex*

I'm strangely intrigued by this thread.

Its like when a mad fella gets on a bus and you can't stop yourself looking at him even though he's shouting bollocks at the driver.

Duckworth_Luas

Jimmyie wrote: »

Baba means father, and is a term of endearment and respect.

A traveller woman once asked me if I had "anything for the baba". Would I have gotten a Ramdass if I hadn't contributed?

MagicIRL

Jimmyie wrote: »

RAM DASS MEANS In his book, he describes studying yoga in the Temple of Hanuman, the Hindu monkey God who exemplifies the perfect servant. Dass means servant, so Ram Dass, the name Alpert was given, means servant of Ram, or God, as Ram was one of the incarnations of the God Vishnu, the preserver, Baba means father, and is a term of endearment and respect.

Ah, he's one of those. Tell me, how much does it cost to become enlightened?

Jonny Blaze

You should go from country to country fighting local people in underground bare knuckle boxing.

If you go to india though watch out for this chap called Dhalsim, he's a monk too and I saw in a documentary that he can breathe fire and stretch his arms thanks to his yoga training.

Alf. A. Male

JRant wrote: »

Those Franciscans have it all sewn up alright.

OP, I would like a glass of whatever it is you are smoking (furniture)!

Am I doing it right??

Perfectly played, well done (printer).

Jimmyie

Knex. wrote: »

I'm strangely intrigued by this thread.

Its like when a mad fella gets on a bus and you can't stop yourself looking at him even though he's shouting bollocks at the driver.

HOW DARE YOU.



(joking my bROTHER of course, we ARE ALL calm and peace together, we are on this earth together ALL CONNECTED IN THIS CHAIN that CAN'T BE BROKWN NO MATTER what, this chain is ALL OF US, BUT YET ITS ALL OF ONE, WE ARE ALL ONE, ALL ONE TOGETHER.

LOVE
PEACE
CALM
CRY

SO GOOD.

Jimmyie

MagicIRL wrote: »

Ah, =he' one of those. Tell me, how much does it cost to become enlightened?

He was a techer at harvard univertisery in america, he has a PH.D in Psychogly ffs.


AND HAS used magic mushrooms with tim learly from ireland.

Mr. CooL ICE

Jimmyie wrote: »

Guys, becoming a Monk in India for example would be great fun. If you don't like India, then go for Brazil maybe, somewhere that's cooler (colder)...


Then just take mushrooms that give you good luck (must be a good amount of course and in a good setting)....

and enjoy !!!

Kids, don't do drugs (bottle)

Jimmyie

youtube.com/watch?v=fLT8K460ff0

Alf. A. Male

Jimmyie wrote: »

youtube.com/watch?v=fLT8K460ff0

Could you not even get your sh1t together enough to put tags on that? There's even a button (deckchair).

thelad95

Alf. A. Male wrote: »

Could you not even get your sh1t together enough to put tags on that? There's even a button (deckchair).

He can't post links yet (curtain).

Maphisto

Its threads like this that make you realise how much you miss politics.

Alf. A. Male

thelad95 wrote: »

He can't post links yet (curtain).

Ah, of course, sorry (waterbottle)

JRant

Jimmyie wrote: »

He was a techer at harvard univertisery in america, he has a PH.D in Psychogly ffs.


AND HAS used magic mushrooms with tim learly from ireland.

qUICK wherE do i SIGN up for this (hamster)

thelad95

Alf. A. Male wrote: »

Ah, of course, sorry (waterbottle)

No bother (clock)