Your day to day life.

The Diabolical Monocle

Whats your daily schedule like ?


Me ?? - Im living the dream.


https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/0/00/Living_the_dream2.jpg

Wacker The Attacker

far too little ****

catallus

That's just creepy!

MacBizzle

Who **** at 3pm!?!?

Wacker The Attacker

MacBizzle wrote: »

Who **** at 3pm!?!?

never too early or late for a good pedal

catallus

I'm not familiar with this cartoon but why has he got his hands on his face at 2am? Is it because he's crying himself to sleep?

MacBizzle

catallus wrote: »

I'm not familiar with this cartoon but why has he got his hands on his face at 2am? Is it because he's crying himself to sleep?

Yes he's crying himself to sleep :P I think the OP needs to get the ride, and fast.

The Diabolical Monocle

catallus wrote: »

I'm not familiar with this cartoon but why has he got his hands on his face at 2am? Is it because he's crying himself to sleep?

Yes. Its because he realized that his efforts have amounted to nothing and he now lives an empty meaningless life, filled only with internetz and pr0n.

.... eh, possibly

catallus

Doesn't everyone cry themselves to sleep? But I don't do it with my hands on my face, that's just sad.

Arthur Beesley

catallus wrote: »

I'm not familiar with this cartoon but why has he got his hands on his face at 2am? Is it because he's crying himself to sleep?

Praying for forgiveness?

What I don't understand is why is he having a shower? Not like he's going out or anything.

Arthur Beesley

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

Yes. Its because he realized that his efforts have amounted to nothing and he now lives an empty meaningless life, filled only with internetz and pr0n.

.... eh, possibly

Speak for yourself. Loser. :mad:

cloud493

A life with porn and internet and internet porn is not meaningless.

maguic24

Aliens can now use computers? Whhhaaatttt?

rwg

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

Whats your daily schedule like ?


Me ?? - Im living the dream.


https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/0/00/Living_the_dream2.jpg

why do you have no keyboard at 9pm?

fleet_admiral

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Praying for forgiveness?

What I don't understand is why is he having a shower? Not like he's going out or anything.

wangst

LizzieJones

I'm living the dream.

Jonny Blaze

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

Whats your daily schedule like ?


Me ?? - Im living the dream.


https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/0/00/Living_the_dream2.jpg

That's my life in a nutshell alright..



































Except I shower in the mornings..

RayM

I'm living the life of Riley at the moment. Although unfortunately it's the life of James Reilly... Just sitting around on my fat arse, eating a lot, not really doing anything productive.

Arthur Beesley

Jonny Blaze wrote: »

That's my life in a nutshell alright..

Except I shower in the mornings..

Why bother? You'll only get dirty / smelly again, particularly around 15:00.

Chattastrophe!

Feed baby change baby go for a walk.

Feed baby change baby go for a walk.

Sometimes I need to feed baby or change baby while out for a walk.

Then I feed baby change baby go for another walk.

Sometimes I sleep, or eat. Rarely.

Returning to work will actually seem like a holiday after maternity leave. I can't wait to have a lunch hour! I dream about such a thing these days.

Penny Tration

Depends on the day.

Half of the week it's -

Work.
Clean the house.
Look after my mam.
Exercise.
Cook.
Sleep.

Other half of the week it's -

Work.
Exercise.
Watch Breaking Bad (I've only started it two weeks ago).
Sex.
Cuddles.
Sleep.

I fit socialising around that.

FizzleSticks

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Ciaran_B

Work, World Cup. That's it for the next few weeks. Feels good.

eamonnq

Eat , sleep, work, repeat.

cloud493

5.30am - Get up and jog, then come home and shower and eat breakfast
7am - get into work
2pm - finish work, come home and lie on sofa
8pm - another jog
9.30pm - put on tv/movie, watch till sleep occurs./

--LOS--

looks similar to OP >.<

TheBrinch

My life everyday

LizzieJones

Chattastrophe! wrote: »

Feed baby change baby go for a walk.

Feed baby change baby go for a walk.

Sometimes I need to feed baby or change baby while out for a walk.

Then I feed baby change baby go for another walk.

Sometimes I sleep, or eat. Rarely.

Returning to work will actually seem like a holiday after maternity leave. I can't wait to have a lunch hour! I dream about such a thing these days.

When the babies are grown and you're retired your life will be ...

Go for a walk

Go for a walk

Out for a walk.

Sometimes eat or sleep.

Out for another walk.

Baron Kurtz

TheBrinch wrote: »

My life everyday

Proper gay hands going on there!

Gannicus

Monday to Friday:

6:30 Wake up
6:45 Shower
7:15 - 7:30 Leave for work
8:00 - 8:15 Start Work
13:00 Take Lunch
13:30 Back to work
16:00 - 16:20 Leave work
16:20 Go to Gym
18:00 leave Gym
18:30 - 18:45 Get home
19:00 dinner
22:00 - 23:00 Go to bed (may also include a fap)


Saturday
9:00 wake up
9:01 Fap
9:02 Jax
9:03 Fap
9:05 Breakfast
10:00 Watch TV
14:00 / 15:00 Eat
16:00 onwards socialise


Sunday
8:00 Wake up
8:01 Fap
8:30 Breakfast
9:00 Shower
10:00 - 10:30 go to cinema
13:00 - 14:00 go home
15:30 (ish) eat
16:00 socialise
22:30 - 23:00 Go to bed


Pretty standard day-to-day life if you ask me.

gugleguy

Well, work is work.
For the weekend I make it up as I go along - I'm single and have no comittments.Although I have a youtube channel, there ain't gonna be any video about a day in the life of gugleguy either. I know it would bring me instant stardom.:D

Gym work study sleep

BeerWolf

Mundane

Legs.Eleven

7-8 Get up and get ready for work

8-9 Travel to work

9-10 work

10-14.30 Come back from work/second breakfast/prepare class/siesta/go back to work

14.30-15.30 work

15.30-16.00 Leg it to work at different location.

16.00-17.00 Work

17.00- 18.00 Prepare classes/eat sandwich

18.00-19.30 Work

19.30-20.00 Prepare next class

20.00-21.30 Work

21.30-22.30 Glass of wine/walk home

22.30 -12.30 Eat dinner/Prepare class for the morning/chill


I'm knackered by Friday.

Maximus Alexander

Jesus... these little timelines make everyone's lives look so empty and depressing. Then I think about how my timeline would look if I typed it out. It's exactly the same.

What does it all mean? I AM HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS! :eek:

Legs.Eleven

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Jesus... these little timelines make everyone's lives look so empty and depressing. Then I think about how my timeline would look if I typed it out. It's exactly the same.

What does it all mean? I AM HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS! :eek:

Important to have little moments of enjoyment during the day when you can (see glass of wine and walk home after work in my timeline). I also read on public transport and make sure I have a nice breakfast in the mornings and no legging it out the door all flustered. I'm exhausted and I don't have much time for anything but I enjoy my little pleasures completely and it makes the week bearable.



/Zen

The One Doctor

My life now consists of getting up, applying for lots of jobs and getting on with the rest of my day without spending any money.

Maximus Alexander

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Jesus... these little timelines make everyone's lives look so empty and depressing. Then I think about how my timeline would look if I typed it out. It's exactly the same.

What does it all mean? I AM HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS! :eek:

Pf, I love the gym. And I love learning even if I slack off on the study

pundy

disturbing cartoon...

on a real note though, it's probably not far off peoples REAL lives...

why do so many irish people love making themselves out to be "up to my eyes" or "busy busy busy!!!" - yeah right, and if you ARE that busy, calm the fook down!

gugleguy

I don't give a fook how 'wrecked' or 'wasted' you are anyway.

maguic24

Where is all the 'EAT. SLEEP. RAVE. REPEAT.' people?

Maximus Alexander

maguic24 wrote: »

Where is all the 'EAT. SLEEP. RAVE. REPEAT.' people?

Probably in the SLEEP phase at the moment, sure 'tis only half two.

thelad95

maguic24 wrote: »

Where is all the 'EAT. SLEEP. RAVE. REPEAT.' people?

Still two days of Leaving Cert exams left :pac:

maguic24

thelad95 wrote: »

Still two days of Leaving Cert exams left :pac:

Can you not do a few extra exams so the sunshine will stick around a bit longer? :mad:

eamonnq

eamonnq wrote: »

Eat , sleep, work, repeat.

maguic24 wrote: »

Where is all the 'EAT. SLEEP. RAVE. REPEAT.' people?

Almost !

Jesus Wept

Rave, Repeat

eating and sleeping is cheating

Holsten

Work, internet, bed.

Repeat.

Lucifer MorningStar

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

CINCLANTFLT

Eat sleep fap repeat... some work as well...

The Diabolical Monocle

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

I live in the American Gardens Building Sean McDermot street on W. 81st Street on the Dublin 1 11th floor downstairs in converted living room. My name is Patrick BatemanJayo. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself smoking spliffs and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine and eating batter burgers. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach cruncheshave a smoke and wipe my face on my string vest.

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