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Milf's/Yummy Mummies

  • 13-06-2014 9:38am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭


    Fine weather bringing them out..

    Many of them around your area


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 192 ✭✭galwayredgirl


    I suppose that I could be considered one :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 615 ✭✭✭jellyboy


    Only yummy Mummys around me are the sheep..

    Your right ,they do look yummy




    With a good dollop of gravy…



    hhhmmmmmmm yummy mummy…


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


    This post has been deleted.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 23,243 Mod ✭✭✭✭godtabh


    I suppose that I could be considered one :D

    I'll be the judge of that


  • Site Banned Posts: 824 ✭✭✭Shiraz 4.99


    One round our way just split up from the husband, poor thing, she'll be needing a man now to help her with DIY & the like.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,088 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    This post has been deleted.

    Indeed, or the other extreme of the wafer-thin bleached blonde with oversized sunglasses peering over the wheel of a Range Rover

    Pass on that option too!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Mummies were yummy. I remember them fondly. They came in a yellow bag and they were hot and spicy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    Milfs are a positive force on the Universe, that give hope and joy to both men and women alike - Jesus.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Creepy thread is creepy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,088 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    anncoates wrote: »
    Creepy thread is creepy.

    Well I suppose there isn't really a DILF option? Hey it's 11 o'clock.. Diet Coke break! That's ok though, right?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭snaphook


    A man expressing his appreciation of the fine form of a woman is not creepy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 252 ✭✭A Greedy Algorithm


    Show me a Milf and i will be happy for 1 day, show me 1000 and i will be happy for 1000 days.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Lure them with cupcakes. On Pinterest.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Muise... wrote: »
    On Pinterest.

    The Pied Piper of the digital age.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭joe swanson


    Not half enough of them about.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,120 ✭✭✭thomas anderson.


    This thread is useless without pics


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Kaiser2000 wrote: »
    Hey it's 11 o'clock.. Diet Coke break! That's ok though, right?

    As long as it sound tracked by a hackneyed, empowered female soul vocal, it's fine with me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun




    Here is a fine Filly for ya


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,798 ✭✭✭theoneeyedman


    I suppose that I could be considered one :D

    Pics or gtfo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    anncoates wrote: »
    As long as it sound tracked by a hackneyed, empowered female soul vocal, it's fine with me.

    and now all I can hear is

    WAAAAA

    BODYFOOOOORM


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    I suppose that I could be considered one :D

    once upon a time this would have been met with

    Pics or gtfo.

    I, for one, welcome our new, matured, AH.

    Well done, folks

    oh, never mind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,881 ✭✭✭TimeToShine


    Mosey on down to your local primary school every morning and evening for a real experience.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    Huzzah for summer boobies


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15 Shooosh


    anncoates wrote: »
    Creepy thread is creepy.

    Yes, admiring the opposite sex is creepy.

    Sell crazy elsewhere.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    No milfs here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Shooosh wrote: »
    Yes, admiring the opposite sex is creepy.

    Sell crazy elsewhere.

    ahem
    Mosey on down to your local primary school every morning and evening for a real experience.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    No milfs here.


    They look like nipples


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    They look like nipples

    If you look closely in this pic you cab see one in Scotland hanging out her washing. . .maybe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    Guys what's yer milf situation at work? We've just the one here but she's class.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Shooosh wrote: »
    Yes, admiring the opposite sex is creepy.

    Sell crazy elsewhere.

    You should change your name to whoooosh instead.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    I'm not sure about MILF's, they tend to cause fellows to shoot off quickly. MILF seems a rather dangerous thing to play with if you ask me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    Is there such a thing as a Filf (Father I'd like to ****)

    Imagine that conversation with a bunch of young wan scallywags...

    'Oh check out the Filf over there'
    'I'd **** him'
    'I bet he's Filf'y'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Im married to one


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭Slicemeister


    Im married to one

    You married your mother?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,709 ✭✭✭bogmanfan


    How are ye defining MILF? I know it's a Mother, but I've always taken it to mean a good looking woman over 40, whether she has kids or not. Or is it any mother, regardless of age?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭byronbay2


    c_man wrote: »
    Guys what's yer milf situation at work? We've just the one here but she's class.

    No, no, no, no, NO! A MILF at work is just a woman - to be a MILF, she must be associated with a child AT THAT EXACT MOMENT. Thus, you will see them at the school gates, children's sporting events, pushing a buggy, shopping WITH their child(ren) etc.

    TLDR: There is no such thing as a MILF at work.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    I think it originally came about from young lads fantasizing about their friends' mothers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    If you look closely in this pic you cab see one in Scotland hanging out her washing. . .maybe

    If I squint hard enough I could force a semi and give that a pull.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    anncoates wrote: »
    I think it originally came about from young lads fantasizing about their friends' mothers.

    Typing 'Original MILF' into Google doesn't help.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 891 ✭✭✭redfacedbear


    bogmanfan wrote: »
    How are ye defining MILF? I know it's a Mother, but I've always taken it to mean a good looking woman over 40, whether she has kids or not. Or is it any mother, regardless of age?

    I'd say a MILF is someone at or around your own mother's age that you'd find attractive. A Yummy Mummy is an attractive mother of any age.

    But then again I'm nearing on 40, so a good looking woman over 40 is just that - there's no reason to be adding the MILF qualifier.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    byronbay2 wrote: »
    No, no, no, no, NO! A MILF at work is just a woman - to be a MILF, she must be associated with a child AT THAT EXACT MOMENT. Thus, you will see them at the school gates, children's sporting events, pushing a buggy, shopping WITH their child(ren) etc.


    Yeah, you go right on ahead with that *walks away slowly*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    I was walking to the shop and there was a girl pushing a buggy in front of me

    she was wearing pajamas and wellies. F*cking wellies!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    mauzo! wrote: »
    I was walking to the shop and there was a girl pushing a buggy in front of me

    she was wearing pajamas and wellies. F*cking wellies!!!!

    Shut up milf


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    mauzo! wrote: »
    I was walking to the shop and there was a girl pushing a buggy in front of me

    she was wearing pajamas and wellies. F*cking wellies!!!!

    Maybe she was planning to get 'wet'??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    Mosey on down to your local primary school every morning and evening for a real experience.

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you end up on a list.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you end up on a list.

    Not if you bring lots of sweeties for the kids!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Typing 'Original MILF' into Google doesn't help.

    Hmmm, some Garden of Eden scenario?

    Loving the turf pics, btw, how's she cuttin'? :)


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