Lad who rear ended me not answering my calls.

urabell

I was out last night and ended up getting rear ended in a car park, I got his phone number and have been texting to explain that my rear end is a write off. He offered to provide me with compensation but has since stopped answering his calls. I would prefer to keep the authorities out of this.

wazky

Is your rear end insured?

nibtrix

urabell wrote: »

I was out last night and ended up getting rear ended in a car park, I got his phone number and have been texting to explain that my rear end is a write off. He offered to provide me with compensation but has since stopped answering his calls. I would prefer to keep the authorities out of this.

What's your question?

mosstin

urabell wrote: »

I was out last night and ended up getting rear ended in a car park, I got his phone number and have been texting to explain that my rear end is a write off. He offered to provide me with compensation but has since stopped answering his calls. I would prefer to keep the authorities out of this.

Stan Collymore keeps a pretty low profile these days.

kneemos

What a bitch.

whirlpool

This is an anal sex joke, yes?

urabell

nibtrix wrote: »

What's your question?

What's my next step?

The Backwards Man

Thread title of the year!

Stheno

Get onto your insurance and his and report the accident.

As for here, ask for the thread to be moved to motors.

kneemos

urabell wrote: »

What's my next step?

Aids test.

Followed by another aids test.

Peregrine

wazky wrote: »

Is your rear end insured?

Probably only third party fire and theft. You wouldn't expect to get your rear end smashed in a car park.

urabell

Stheno wrote: »

Get onto your insurance and his and report the accident.

As for here, ask for the thread to be moved to motors.

Feel it's more of a social issue.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Tell his mum, that'll get your rear end the notice it requires, she may even offer to fix it herself.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Cumm on guys, that's a bummer. I'd have the hump after that.

Etc etc

urabell

Conor556 wrote: »

If you didnt take his reg or photos id say tough luck, check for cctv in the car park, if there is no evidence of him doing it only your word against his and he can deny everything, should have called guards!

It was a pretty secluded car park, I frequent the location and I'm sure there's no CCTV. I do have a text from him promising to pay for the damage he did my rear end but I'm not sure that's enough

Dodd

In future when in a car park keep your rear end backed up to the wall/fence.

wazky

urabell wrote: »

but I'm not sure that's enough

Do you want your front end put in aswell?

lau1247

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Thread title of the year!

the story wording almost fit what you were thinking too

urabell

He looked like Dale Winton

Cee-Jay-Cee

I have a mate with a large tool who is offering to fix your rear end for a small fee...in a secluded car park of your choosing.

Nib

What an arsehole.

Sir Arthur Daley

He must have came fast into you.

jiltloop

Please tell me you got his insurance details and not just his phone number?!

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

jiltloop wrote: »

Please tell me you got his insurance details and not just his phone number?!

Please tell me you don't think this is a serious thread?!

Sir Arthur Daley

Was the act consensual?

The Backwards Man

Reminds me of a court case an old lady had up here regarding a head on collision. Giving her evidence

'Your honour, I was travelling down the road when I seen a young man coming for me. I gave him the horn and before I knew it he was on top of me.'

urabell

He just came out of nowhere, my exhaust is near split and now he doesn't even have the common decency to compensate me.

My fault for not getting more information and for trusting men I meet in public bathrooms. Oh well, fool me once and all that

Mint Sauce

Nimrod 7 wrote: »

Probably only third party fire and theft. You wouldn't expect to get your rear end smashed in a car park.

Did he flash his headlights first though?

Sir Arthur Daley

Split exhaust and broken back box. :pac:

Is any fluid leaking out?

efb

Grindr love doesn't last mate.

Sir Arthur Daley

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Is any fluid leaking out?

I imagine rear diff oil.

jiltloop

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

Please tell me you don't think this is a serious thread?!

Oh thank god! Taking afterhours too seriously, what was I thinking?

efb

Get yourself down to the STI Clinic

Sir Arthur Daley

efb wrote: »

Get yourself down to the STI Clinic

We dont know if its a subaru he is driving.

urabell

If he'd done this to a woman there'd be uproar

efb

urabell wrote: »

If he'd done this to a woman there'd be uproar

She'd be moaning alright...

simplybam

That should teach you to ask for payment upfront in future. Thought that would be customary anyway.

ninebeanrows

Do sub-par gags like this now actually gain attention on AH?

When did it all go so wrong

efb

Weathercheck wrote: »

Do sub-par gags like this now actually gain attention on AH?

When did it all go so wrong

When was it better???

PLUG71

urabell wrote: »

I was out last night and ended up getting rear ended in a car park, I got his phone number and have been texting to explain that my rear end is a write off. He offered to provide me with compensation but has since stopped answering his calls. I would prefer to keep the authorities out of this.

Why keep the authorities out of it????

The Backwards Man

Weathercheck wrote: »

Do sub-par gags like this now actually gain attention on AH?

When did it all go so wrong

Another old woman near me, well same one tbh, had an old fashioned department store. Anyone from North Donegal probably heard about it. Every January for the sales, she put a sign in the window

'KNICKERS DOWN! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!'

PLUG71

PLUG71 wrote: »

Why keep the authorities out of it????

I retract my previous comment due to not reading the thread properlyðŸ˜

ardle1

Leave it for a few days, you may be c'u'ming across too strong(as in needy) he's obviously playing hard to get, or may feel threatened by your NAUGHTY NAUGHTY txts.:pac::D

shopaholic01

urabell wrote: »

If he'd done this to a woman there'd be uproar

Too bloody right! We'd expect our front end to be smashed first.


Maybe this was set up by your pregnant girlfriends father in one of his attempts to kill you?

foggy_lad

urabell wrote: »

He just came out of nowhere, my exhaust is near split and now he doesn't even have the common decency to compensate me.

My fault for not getting more information and for trusting men I meet in public bathrooms. Oh well, fool me once and all that

What were you expecting? stick an ice pop in to cool it off and remember never accept phone numbers off strange men in car parks as they never ring they never write They just leave you in a heap and feck off.

stefan idiot jones

I'll put an end to this thread.......

Was it Louis Walsh who smashed your back door in?

everlast75

everlast75 wrote: »

So you frequently a secluded car park.. where there's no CCTV - you sure this is about a car?

Pretty sure the OP never mentioned a car

everlast75

Weathercheck wrote: »

Do sub-par gags like this now actually gain attention on AH?

When did it all go so wrong

Too true - it's all a bit below the belt

Tilly

I love a bit if rear ending. Lucky you, OP.

stoneill

A good oul hammering or pounding will sort your rear end out.