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  • 10-06-2014 1:39pm
    #1
    cson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,498 ✭✭✭✭


    Rather fight 20 duck sized rhino's or 1 rhino sized duck?

    I'm going for the duck sized rhinos, I reckon a rhino sized duck would be a formidable opponent.

    Further choice conundrums welcomed. :)


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  • #2
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Would you rather answer a question that's never been asked or one that's been asked a thousand times?


  • #3
    galwayredgirl
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    cson wrote: »
    Rather fight 20 duck sized rhino's or 1 rhino sized duck?

    I'm going for the duck sized rhinos, I reckon a rhino sized duck would be a formidable opponent.

    Further choice conundrums welcomed. :)

    I see you have a bit of time on your hands......... :D


  • #4
    Birneybau
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    ....


  • #5
    wazky
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    I'd rather fight a duck sized duck


  • #6
    Birneybau
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    ....20 ant size Lions.


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  • #7
    endacl
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    Neither. I'm a lover. Not a fighter.


  • #8
    Birneybau
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    endacl wrote: »
    Neither. I'm a lover. Not a fighter.

    ...What would you love? What would you no fight?


  • #9
    bumper234
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    Another one??? :(


  • #10
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Birneybau wrote: »
    ....20 ant size Lions.

    Brave man, ants are vicious bastards, when you combine that with the hunting prowess of a lion. . . *shudder*


  • #11
    Hazys
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWlAXm1rwW0


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  • #12
    endacl
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    Vito Corleone wrote: »
    Would you rather be fucked by 20 duck sized rhino's or 1 rhino sized duck?

    Aha! Now we have an actual conundrum! Thread might go somewhere...


  • #13
    Birneybau
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Brave man, ants are vicious bastards, when you combine that with the hunting prowess of a lion. . . *shudder*

    Actually, yeah, I take it back. 20 ant sized ants will do.


  • #14
    endacl
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    Birneybau wrote: »
    Actually, yeah, I take it back. 20 ant sized ants will do.

    Or one of these...

    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antlion


  • #15
    GalwayGuy2
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    The duck sized rhinos would swarm and gore your ankles with their horns. Then, when you were on the ground they would slowly stab all over your body. That's a slow bleed to a long death, son.

    Give me the Rhino Sized duck any-day.


  • #16
    fearrua
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 226 ✭✭fearrua


    I think I'd have to go for the rhino-sized duck. That way, you focus on just one opponent.

    You'd need loads of Hoi Sin sauce and pancakes for after though.


  • #17
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    cson wrote: »
    Rather fight 20 duck sized rhino's or 1 rhino sized duck?

    I'm going for the duck sized rhinos, I reckon a rhino sized duck would be a formidable opponent.

    Further choice conundrums welcomed. :)
    Supposed to be a horse-sized duck :pac:

    I'd take the 20 small duck-sized horses. Kicking, jumping and stomping would be easier.


  • #18
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    A Rhino sized duck.....kill it, pluck it, gut it, chop it, roast it....and eat it.

    A happy belly.


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