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Do you enjoy masticating?

  • 07-06-2014 5:21pm
    #1
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    I live on my own and as a result am a fast eater.

    Are you a fast eater or are you a masticator?


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  • #2
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Masticator, can't eat quickly. I hate people wolfing down food. :(


  • #3
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Yep, I can last for ages.


  • #4
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,775 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    I live on my own and as a result am a fast eater.

    Are you a fast eater or are you a masticator?

    oh indeed. Sometimes I masticate several times a day. Do you think it's a problem?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #5
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,387 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    I enjoy masticating in public, sometimes alongside the folks.


  • #6
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Sometimes, though a little bit dribbles out from time to time.


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  • #7
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »
    oh indeed. Sometimes I masticate several times a day. Do you think it's a problem?

    No, should be okay. As long as you don't get carried away.


  • #8
    maguic24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    Also a masticator, I like to enjoy my food.


  • #9
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    No, should be okay. As long as you don't get carried away.

    Stop when your head starts to ache?


  • #10
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    One of my favourite words. Along with campanology / campanologist.


  • #11
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    wazky wrote: »
    Stop when your head starts to ache?

    Or your teeth fall out.


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  • #12
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    I don't rush while I'm eating, I like to enjoy my food


  • #13
    Malakai Magnificent Sinus
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Malakai Magnificent Sinus


    lol i know words that sound funny


  • #14
    Calibos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,826 ✭✭✭Calibos


    If you masticate too much you'll go blind wear down your teeth...


  • #15
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    bluewolf wrote: »
    lol i know words that sound funny

    Are you bloviating?


  • #16
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Calibos wrote: »
    If you masticate too much you'll go blind wear down your teeth...

    Fallacy, it has no effect on my incisor length.


  • #17
    Malakai Magnificent Sinus
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Malakai Magnificent Sinus


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Are you bloviating?

    pigeon


  • #18
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Are you bloviating?

    N


  • #19
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    My mother gave out to me last Sunday morning in mass for masticating whilst I had the host in my mouth.


  • #20
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    OMG ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE MASTURBATING.


  • #21
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    I masticate so hard I've lost a couple of teeth.


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  • #22
    maguic24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    LizT wrote: »
    OMG ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE MASTURBATING.

    Ew no, I don't masturbate. :pac:


  • #23
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Formication is the act of ants crawling over your skin.

    Be careful what you wish for in this modern age of autocorrect.


  • #24
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    LizT wrote: »
    OMG ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE MASTURBATING.

    Thanks for bringing this to our attention. I hadn't spotted that. Some of the responses make much more sense now, knowing this. :)


  • #25
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    maguic24 wrote: »
    Ew no, I don't masturbate. :pac:

    Good cause it's a sin.


  • #26
    jrmb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 724 ✭✭✭jrmb


    Birneybau wrote: »
    I enjoy masticating in public, sometimes alongside the folks.
    It really passes the hours at work.


  • #27
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Read thread title wrong. :(

    *Gets coat*


  • #28
    TiGeR KiNgS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭TiGeR KiNgS


    LizT wrote: »
    OMG ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE MASTURBATING.

    If you masterbate your willy will fall off, thats 'hard' science


  • #29
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,081 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    maguic24 wrote: »
    Ew no, I don't masturbate. :pac:

    Not at the table, anyway


  • #30
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    TiGeR KiNgS wrote: »
    If you masterbate your willy will fall off, thats 'hard' science

    Does it stay hard after it falls off? Like rigor mortis or something?


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  • #31
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Are you bloviating?

    Now, I could be way off here, but I think she's Irish.



    :o


  • #32
    Tarzana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭Tarzana


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    I live on my own and as a result am a fast eater.

    Are you a fast eater or are you a masticator?

    I had to go on a liquid diet for three months for health reasons a few years back. I learned from this that I do very much enjoy masticating. I rrrreeeally missed it. I eat slower than most people, I'm always amazed at how quickly people eat their meals.


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