Inanimate Objects

mfceiling

You might have thought you were clever by not letting me close the dishwasher drawer.

You weren't so fúcking clever when i smashed you off the kitchen floor.


Mfceiling 1
Plastic lunchbox lid 0

Everyone knows you don't put lunchbox lids in the dishwasher.

YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FCUKING OBJECT

Duff

Thought this was going to be about sex toys.

For Forks Sake

mfceiling wrote: »

You might have thought you were clever by not letting me close the dishwasher drawer.

You weren't so fúcking clever when i smashed you off the kitchen floor.


Mfceiling 1
Plastic lunchbox lid 0

Purple monkey dishwasher

Hotale.com

Makes a thread called inanimate objects, proceeds to personify this inanimate object. :rolleyes:

Hotale.com 1
mfceiling 0

Peregrine

You smashed plastic?

Arthur Beesley

mfceiling wrote: »

You might have thought you were clever by not letting me close the dishwasher drawer.

You weren't so fúcking clever when i smashed you off the kitchen floor.


Mfceiling 1
Plastic lunchbox lid 0

But it got you to make a fool of yourself on the internet, so game set and match to the inanimate object.

mfceiling

I find myself constantly at war with things...it's like they're mocking me.

Then i snap and smash them to pieces. Small victories and all that...

PizzamanIRL

Hotale.com wrote: »

Makes a thread called inanimate objects, proceeds to personify this inanimate object. :rolleyes:

Hotale.com 1
mfceiling 0

You're finished your English exams. You're meant to forget what personification is as soon as you leave the exam hall.

dee_mc

I apoligise to inanimate objects when i bump into them

Hotale.com

mfceiling wrote: »

I find myself constantly at war with things...it's like they're mocking me.

Then i snap and smash them to pieces. Small victories and all that...

You sound pleasant :rolleyes:

dmc17

So now you've got a plastic lunchbox and no plastic lunchbox lid???

It's 2-0 to the inanimate objects I'm afraid!

Hotale.com

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

You're finished your English exams. You're meant to forget what personification is as soon as you leave the exam hall.

Good point.

mfceiling

Hotale.com wrote: »

You sound pleasant :rolleyes:

Thank you...the fact that you put the rolleyes/sarcastic face at the end of your post makes me wonder if you meant that...

*feels rage start to loom*

maguic24

Hotale.com wrote: »

Makes a thread called inanimate objects, proceeds to personify this inanimate object. :rolleyes:

Hotale.com 1
mfceiling 0

Seeing as shopaholic isn't here yet. Shouldn't you be studying? :pac:

keith16

dee_mc wrote: »

I apoligise to inanimate objects when i bump into them

dee_mc 0-0 inanimate objects

Hotale.com

maguic24 wrote: »

Seeing as shopaholic isn't here yet. Shouldn't you be studying? :pac:

For once, I shouldn't!

dee_mc

keith16 wrote: »

dee_mc 0-0 inanimate objects

I bruise like a peach, so

dee_mc 0-1 inanimate objects

Adamantium

Crazy hour on After Hours is every hour.

pickarooney

RESISTENTIALISM IS FUTILE!

maguic24

Hotale.com wrote: »

For once, I shouldn't!

No exams next week?

mfceiling

dmc17 wrote: »

So now you've got a plastic lunchbox and no plastic lunchbox lid???

It's 2-0 to the inanimate objects I'm afraid!

No no...plastic lunchbox now has a new home on the kitchen window sill, where it will see out it's days storing keys, coins, pens that don't work and other inanimate objects...

Hotale.com

maguic24 wrote: »

No exams next week?

No exams I care about next week


A bit random, but can someone tell me why there's two ":P" smilies in the smilies list?

maguic24

Hotale.com wrote: »

No exams I care about next week


A bit random, but can someone tell me why there's two ":P" smilies in the smilies list?

Yes I can!! Pick me!!! One is a lower case p and the other is an upper case p. That's why there's 2.

Hotale.com

maguic24 wrote: »

Yes I can!! Pick me!!! One is a lower case p and the other is an upper case p. That's why there's 2.

Clever you.

Cheers :pac:

shopaholic01

maguic24 wrote: »

Seeing as shopaholic isn't here yet. Shouldn't you be studying? :pac:

Could you not give me a chance to get here? :mad::mad::mad:

And yes, he should be studying!

maguic24

Hotale.com wrote: »

Clever you.

Cheers :pac:

I so clever. :pac: Because I did ALL the studying for the leaving cert. :P (little and large p) :cool:

Hotale.com

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Could you not give me a chance to get here? :mad::mad::mad:

And yes, he should be studying!

Ah I haven't posted in AH for 3 days in fairness except to tell you to enjoy the weather :pac:

shopaholic01

maguic24 wrote: »

Yes I can!! Pick me!!! One is a lower case p and the other is an upper case p. That's why there's 2.

Why isn't one smaller than the other then, smartypants? :pac:

Hotale.com wrote: »

Ah I haven't posted in AH for 3 days in fairness except to tell you to enjoy the weather :pac:

The rain was fabulous thanks. How were the exams?

maguic24

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Could you not give me a chance to get here? :mad::mad::mad:

That was payback for the golden syrup comment. :cool: :P :pac:

Hotale.com

shopaholic01 wrote: »

How were the exams?

I was tempted to harm a few inanimate objects before geography but it was all gooooood :cool:

Legs.Eleven

:D


I swore at the milk yesterday morning.

Peregrine

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

:D


I swore at the milk yesterday morning.

I swore at milk and coffee on Wednesday.

I got a bowl of milk for cereal and put coffee in it.

the groutch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfTgxrxL9ug

--LOS--

dee_mc wrote: »

I apoligise to inanimate objects when i bump into them

like mirrors?

dee_mc

--LOS-- wrote: »

like mirrors?

Ah that's standard enough behaviour, isn't it?! I apologise to the clothes rails in work when I bump into them, and the door when I walk into it... mannequins, stair rails, tables... I'm very polite (and clumsy, clearly!)

Lou.m

The object and the subject.

Ah the subject–object problem, a longstanding philosophical issue, that is concerned with the analysis of human experience, and arises from the premise that the world consists of objects or entities which are perceived or otherwise presumed to exist as entities, by subjects (observers). This division of experience results in questions regarding how subjects relate to objects. An important sub-topic is the question of how our own mind relates to other minds, and how to treat the "radical difference that holds between our access to our own experience and our access to the experience of all other human beings", known as the epistemological problem of other minds.
In other words you are crazy OP.

The world "out there" is perceived by the mind, and so also is the interior world of conscious events. The relation between the two is much debated.

"We consciously experience many different things, and we can think about the things that we experience. But it is not so easy to experience or think about consciousness itself...Does the world have an observer-independent existence (realism) or does its existence depend in some way on the operation of our own minds (idealism)? Is knowledge of the world ‘public’ and ‘objective’, and knowledge of our own experience ‘private’ and ‘subjective’?"

Max Velmans.

here is a common philosophical tendency...to conceive of the realm of belief and attitude as clearly distinct from the world of objects and events. This separation is typically presented in terms of a distinction between subjective and objective or object and subject.

Your see objects with your own self projected.

Mr Dishwasher and Mr Lunchbox lid are merely illusions as you have described them reflecting and inner turmoil.

--LOS--

dee_mc wrote: »

Ah that's standard enough behaviour, isn't it?! I apologise to the clothes rails in work when I bump into them, and the door when I walk into it... mannequins, stair rails, tables... I'm very polite (and clumsy, clearly!)

yeye I do it all the time, oh me gosh I'm sorry......me

Tail Docker

I thought this was going to be about how the people in A&E retrieve "lost" objects.