Men in Pants?

Mr.McLovin

Unless you're a super hero or in a D&G advert you shouldn't really be wearing them no?

Give me guidance AH

Lucifer MorningStar

What ?

jackwillson772

Im a briefs man myself

KungPao

I wear them on my head.

blaze1

I've switched back to pants.... but then again, I am batman.

Are we talking tighty whiteys?

No man under 85 should wear tighty whiteys.

For any reason, before anyone suggests his golden nuggets are so gigantic they need the support.

Ruu

I wear them backwards.

LizzieJones

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

Unless you're a super hero or in a D&G advert you shouldn't really be wearing them no?

Give me guidance AH

Does this mean that men are going to start walking around with their willies hanging out?

I might need new glasses.

KungPao

jackwillson772 wrote: »

Im a briefs man myself

Are they called "Briefs" as they not "Longs"?

MarkR

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

Unless you're a super hero or in a D&G advert you shouldn't really be wearing them no?

Give me guidance AH

Human Resources insist I wear pants in the workplace.

If some says pants to me I think of trousers/chinos/ etc. rather than underwear. I'm not the only one, right?
But in terms of underwear I go for boxer-briefs. Best of both worlds.

Nodin

MarkR wrote: »

Human Resources insist I wear pants in the workplace.

Fascist bastards the lot of them

czechlin

Ruubot2 wrote: »

I wear them backwards.

I wonder what The Backwards Man will say. You got here first... :pac:

Duggy747

I'd like a pair of Necropants, at least the ballsack would be handy for holding the coins I stole off widows.

looking_around

Deleted User wrote: »

If some says pants to me I think of trousers/chinos/ etc. rather than underwear. I'm not the only one, right?
But in terms of underwear I go for boxer-briefs. Best of both worlds.

"pants" for underwear, is more american, I find it odd to see here...and was thinking trousers too.

Davarus Walrus

A nice pair of loose-fitting y-fronts in a fetching off-white shade is the only way to go.

The Backwards Man

Ruubot2 wrote: »

I wear them backwards.

What you telling me for?

Birneybau

Don't you hate pants?

unfortunately

looking_around wrote: »

"pants" for underwear, is more american, I find it odd to see here...and was thinking trousers too.

Actually it's the reverse, "pants" in the States is trousers. Here and in the UK, pants are underwear. Sometimes in contrast to "boxers", pants can mean just mean briefs.

unfortunately

unfortunately wrote: »

Actually it's the reverse, "pants" in the States is trousers. Here and in the UK, pants are underwear. Sometimes in contrast to "boxers", pants can mean just mean briefs.

Underpants is a unisex word in the US, although panties is also used for womens underpants. I wish it wasn't, I hate the word panties.

19543261

I cant think of anything witty to say.

Temptamperu

boxer briefs are the only way to go.

looking_around

unfortunately wrote: »

Actually it's the reverse, "pants" in the States is trousers. Here and in the UK, pants are underwear. Sometimes in contrast to "boxers", pants can mean just mean briefs.

you're very mixed up..maybe uk.

but I've NEVER heard pants being used for anything other than trousers here.. munster area however.... maybe its different elsewhere.

I've also confused my american friends when I say I just bought a new pair of pants, and if they'd like to see.............

Awkward Badger

I'll wear whatever I damn well please, thank you very much.

Frosty McSnowballs

They have to be fancy, otherwise....what's the point!

aaronjumper

I prefer Men in Tights myself.
The movie not the cross dressers, you pack of perverts!

LordSutch

Deleted User wrote: »

If some says pants to me I think of trousers/chinos/ etc. rather than underwear. I'm not the only one, right?

They're trousers mate (unless you are American).

In Ireland & Britain 'pants' usually refer to pants, as in underpants, like briefs, boxers, Y-fronts, banana hammocks etc, )

In American speak, pants = trousers.
In Ireland/UK speak, pants = underpants.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

LordSutch wrote: »

They're trousers mate (unless you are American).

In Ireland & Britain 'pants' usually refer to pants, as in underpants, like briefs, boxers, Y-fronts, banana hammocks etc, )

In American speak, pants = trousers.
In Ireland/UK speak, pants = underpants.

Maybe this short video will clear up any confusion surrounding the issue.

looking_around

LordSutch wrote: »

They're trousers mate (unless you are American).

In Ireland & Britain 'pants' usually refer to pants, as in underpants, like briefs, boxers, Y-fronts, banana hammocks etc, )

In American speak, pants = trousers.
In Ireland/UK speak, pants = underpants.

This is NOT true for the whole of Ireland, mate.
Nor for the whole of america.

seems we've got that cleared up...

Follaton_Wood

All kinds of wrong and no kinds of right.

That about sums it up.

No Pants

I agree with the OP.

MarkR

LordSutch wrote: »

They're trousers mate (unless you are American).

In Ireland & Britain 'pants' usually refer to pants, as in underpants, like briefs, boxers, Y-fronts, banana hammocks etc, )

In American speak, pants = trousers.
In Ireland/UK speak, pants = underpants.

I'm from NY, and I call shenanigans. Pants = Trousers? Good. Pants = Underwear? Not on my watch.

I think pants for underwear is more of a UK term.

Actually, the good people at the oxford english dictionary seem to agree with me.

pants

Pronunciation: /pan(t)s /
NOUN

1) British Underpants or knickers.
MORE EXAMPLE SENTENCES
SYNONYMS
2) chiefly North American Trousers:
corduroy pants
(as modifier pant) wide pant legs

Canis Lupus

When I moved from the UK to Ireland as a very young child I was continually confused by people referring to trousers as pants. I thought you were all mad.

Baron Kurtz

Surely Long Johns is where it's at?

--LOS--

Deleted User wrote: »

If some says pants to me I think of trousers/chinos/ etc. rather than underwear. I'm not the only one, right?
But in terms of underwear I go for boxer-briefs. Best of both worlds.

My Nan nearly gave her friend a heart attack before telling her she paid €100 for some pants

anncoates

No man should wear those tight pants rolled up half way up the shin.

Bonus twat points for coupling it with a beard.

Cupcake_Crisis

A guiy in those really tight lycra-esque boxer type things is a sight to behold. Especially if they're novelty ones. Dayum.

Temptamperu

Baron Kurtz wrote: »

Surely Long Johns is where it's at?

central heating was the 9/11 of the long johns business :pac:

krudler

Candie wrote: »

Underpants is a unisex word in the US, although panties is also used for womens underpants. I wish it wasn't, I hate the word panties.

It's such a dirty old man word, there's a women's clothes shop near here that has a big "50% off panties!" sign in the window, it makes me cringe seeing it.

Renegade Mechanic

Would ye prefer "skivvies"?:D