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Have you ever had an STI?

  • 04-06-2014 1:32pm
    #1
    zetalambda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭


    Poll to follow

    Have you ever had an STI? 121 votes

    Yes
    0% 0 votes
    No
    13% 16 votes
    I'm Riddled
    76% 93 votes
    I'm a Virgin
    9% 12 votes


Comments

  • #2
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Nope.


  • #3
    Plug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Small warts on my knob. There all gone now the little feckers.


  • #4
    jamo2oo9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,780 ✭✭✭jamo2oo9


    Just play it safe, wear a condom unless you're trying for a baby. It's not that difficult...


  • #5
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    STI threads are to Subarus as Escort threads are to Fords


  • #6
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    zetalambda wrote: »
    Ever had an STI? Poll to follow
    That's racist.


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  • #7
    rizzodun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭rizzodun


    No, but I want one.
















    2 litre turbo, all wheel drive...


  • #8
    preston johnny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭preston johnny


    A sore Dick.................you just can't beat it


  • #9
    Corvo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Corvo


    How dare you? Of course not.

    *scratches penis with wire brush*


  • #10
    desultory
    Closed Accounts Posts: 340 ✭✭desultory


    I had AIDS but not anymore.
    Personally I believe people should do things for themselves these days.


  • #11
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,196 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Well furk the lot of ye. I wanted to say I don't particularly like those Boxer engines, but ye went and ruined it. :mad:


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  • #12
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    What kind of a fcked up question is that to ask?!
    Why do you want to know OP?


  • #13
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Apparently the pull out method is all the rage now. Has there been a cure for Aids/HIV and I missed the memo or are those people just morons:confused:


  • #14
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Yup. Modified too. One of the fastest Subarus I've driven.


  • #15
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,771 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Got aids from a toilet seat once. I'm grand now though


  • #16
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Just a touch of the auld blue waffle. :)


  • #17
    josip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,607 ✭✭✭✭josip


    I've had an Atari Jaguar, why isn't that an option?


  • #18
    jobeenfitz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭jobeenfitz


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    What kind of a fcked up question is that to ask?!
    Why do you want to know OP?


    I think this is a better qeustion.


  • #19
    jobeenfitz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭jobeenfitz


    jobeenfitz wrote: »
    I think this is a better qeustion.

    Sorry, Two better questions.


  • #20
    Tardful Slakerly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 52 ✭✭Tardful Slakerly


    josip wrote: »
    I've had an Atari Jaguar, why isn't that an option?

    Because it's tired, overdone, stupid and unfunny.


  • #21
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,682 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    Wartari shaguar


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  • #22
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Soft Tissue Injury? Yes.


  • #23
    Alf. A. Male
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭Alf. A. Male


    Make the poll results public so we can have a good laugh/public stoning.


  • #24
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,214 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    LordChessington wrote: »
    Got aids from a toilet seat once. I'm grand now though

    Good

    I wouldnt like using one of these

    http://ilcaustralia.org.au/attachments/products/medium/14715-PR07323%20Ezi%20Care%20Shower%20Commode%20and%20Over%20Toilet%20Aid.jpg

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #25
    maguic24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    Just a touch of the auld blue waffle. :)

    Thanks for that legs!! No dinner for me tonight.

    I'll never forget the moron who messaged me a picture of that on fb and then asked if I wanted to go to the cinema with him. >.<

    Yeah sure, see you at 8, you absolute gent!


  • #26
    BBJBIG
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 277 ✭✭BBJBIG


    Just play it safe ... and, have a hand shandy.

    But, if yis must have the shexs with someone else, make sure yis boil em first.
    ;)


  • #27
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Is an STI the same as an STD? When was the changeover?


  • #28
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,682 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    gramar wrote: »
    Is an STI the same as an STD? When was the changeover?

    pope announced the official change it in 2011


  • #29
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,669 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    never had one but went for a scan once. the two women ahead of me in the queue were incredibly hot.


  • #30
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    I got a cold once off a sexual acquaintance. That count?

    Alf. A. Male wrote: »
    Make the poll results public so we can have a good laugh/public stoning.

    I like where this is going :cool:


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  • #31
    Little CuChulainn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,624 ✭✭✭Little CuChulainn


    LordChessington wrote: »
    Got aids from a toilet seat once. I'm grand now though

    Bit of Savalon and some warm 7up. Cleared it right up.


  • #32
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    I heard you can catch super-AIDS from 500 meters downwind of an infected person's sneeze.


  • #33
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Nope. Had a few checkups but I play safe. Nothing doing the last while so no need for check up :(


  • #34
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    eternal salvation wrote: »
    No I am not a man of filth, I am a pure virgin.

    Sex is fun. You'll realise this if you ever have it :) nothing to do with filth (well, depending on how kinky you get).


  • #35
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,115 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    eternal salvation wrote: »
    No I am not a man of filth, I am a pure virgin.
    Sex is bad? But it's in the Bible: have a read of the Song of Songs, after which you ought to feel a bit ... lighter. ;)

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • #36
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    eternal salvation wrote: »
    No I am not a man of filth, I am a pure virgin.

    Y U NO give into temptation ?


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  • #37
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,115 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Denial is a powerful weapon, just ask this guy:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiu6DFXeF9A

    I got it from the toilet seat,
    I got it from the toilet seat.
    It jumped right up and grabbed my meat,
    I got it from the toilet seat.

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • #38
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    An ex of mine gave me scabies once. :( Not an STI as such but I definitely caught it through....erm....prolonged skin contact.

    I had to tell my family I had it 'cause if one person in a house has it then everyone has to get treated in case it spreads through contact with furniture, towels etc. Not my proudest moment. :o


  • #39
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,804 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Had scurvy once but I fixed it with two cans of Fanta lemon.


  • #40
    Holsten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Hell no thank god.


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