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Cow Slurry fetish anyone ??

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  • #2
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Well that's enough internet for today


  • #3
    dpofloinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 744 ✭✭✭dpofloinn


    Yum Yum cows bum


  • #4
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    dpofloinn wrote: »
    Yum Yum cows bum

    Cabbage and Potato's

    21/25



  • #5
    Rothko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,944 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    You should be more open minded.


  • #6
    Tail Docker
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    Bleedin Townies.


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  • #7
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    I love rolling around in cow sh1te


  • #8
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    Well he was doing a lot more than just rolling in slurry :eek: Total nutter


    But muck in general is fun :P If you grew up on a farm/in the country, then playing in the muck, water w/e is a legitimate pastime.


  • #9
    dpofloinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 744 ✭✭✭dpofloinn


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    Well he was doing a lot more than just rolling in slurry :eek: Total nutter


    But muck in general is fun :P If you grew up on a farm/in the country, then playing in the muck, water w/e is a legitimate pastime.

    Scatalicious


  • #10
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    the_monkey wrote: »
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-27643702

    Wow ... think I'll pass on rolling about in the oul cow shyte thanks very much .... some freaks in this world ..


    It's not just slurry, it's that particular farm.

    "In a previous case in 2004 Truscott pleaded guilty to burglary and three offences of arson at the same farm, when the court was told how he liked to strip down to his waist in manure for sexual reasons.
    Police caught Truscott at the farm at Tolgus Mount, near to where he used to live, wearing shiny red shorts and rubber gloves.

    At the time magistrates were told that the farmer first became suspicious that something odd was going on when he found a water trough filled with manure and tissues scattered around.
    He then saw the shape of what appeared to be someone’s bottom and two hand prints where manure had been piled up. On another occasion it was obvious someone had been playing in manure and tissues and plastic gloves were found nearby.
    After catching Truscott at the farm, police searched his house and found women’s clothing, mainly underwear, with containers of liquid sludge and hard mud.
    Truscott told the officers that he had 360 pairs of women’s knickers and he liked to sleep in women’s pyjamas. He had taken women’s clothing with him to the farm as part of his excitement. "
    http://www.thisisthewestcountry.co.uk/news/4763999.Sex_slurry_pervert_is_at_it_again/?ref=ar


    ...that's nearly more womens knickers than a woman would have.....


  • #11
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    Well he was doing a lot more than just rolling in slurry :eek: Total nutter


    But muck in general is fun :P If you grew up on a farm/in the country, then playing in the muck, water w/e is a legitimate pastime.

    If you grew up on a farm, rolling around in muck is about the last thing you want to do.


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  • #12
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    dpofloinn wrote: »
    Scatalicious

    no thanks


    what was it about cow slurry he liked though? the smell? :eek:


  • #13
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    no thanks


    what was it about cow slurry he liked though? the smell? :eek:


    I've read a few articles, and it never says.


  • #14
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    Tail Docker wrote: »
    If you grew up on a farm, rolling around in muck is about the last thing you want to do.

    not rolling in it :P

    just mucking about, making a mess, kids love it, don't deny it!

    plenty of festival goers seem to like it too


  • #15
    dpofloinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 744 ✭✭✭dpofloinn


    Who knows maybe he was lacking fibre in his diet or perhaps he was going hunting and need to disguise his scent, and then again he may just be raving lunatic


  • #16
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    Nodin wrote: »
    I've read a few articles, and it never says.

    Well I guess the main point is that he enjoys it for sexual reasons, cow slurry sexual? I don't get it


  • #17
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,081 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Of all the fetishes he could have picked... just why? What moment in his life did he decide that this was the thing for him?


  • #18
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Of all the fetishes he could have picked... just why? What moment in his life did he decide that this was the thing for him?


    I'd say its linked to gay marriage and the collapse of society meself.


    Or Grand Theft Auto - one or the other.


  • #19
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Serious head on for a minute/

    I'd say the man hasn't got a fetish, he's not well.


  • #20
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Well now. That's a new one for me to watch out for!:eek::pac:


  • #21
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    He obviously didn't grow up watching all those scarey slurry pit videos in school


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  • #22
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    .Kovu. wrote: »
    Well now. That's a new one for me to watch out for!:eek::pac:

    Your forum is about to get busy:D


  • #23
    losthorizon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭losthorizon


    This is my fetish

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-duDe5BWRDc


  • #24
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    .Kovu. wrote: »
    Well now. That's a new one for me to watch out for!:eek::pac:


    Run an experiment. Get some farms to do nothing, some farms to call the cops, and others to give him an arsefull of birdshot. See what the results are like, prevention and cure wise.


  • #25
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Renegade Mechanic wrote: »
    Your forum is about to get busy:D

    Hrmmmmm. I don't think we've descended into full madness just yet!


  • #26
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Just when you think there's nothing left that can shock you, you find this thread. I mean what level of brain damage does one need to suffer, in order to develop a 'thing' for cow shyte?


  • #27
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    Just when you think there's nothing left that can shock you, you find this thread. I mean what level of brain damage does one need to suffer, in order to develop a 'thing' for cow shyte?


    in one specific farm, "wearing shiny red shorts and rubber gloves" with womens knickers underneath.

    no way they would have shown that in the Riordans.


  • #28
    dpofloinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 744 ✭✭✭dpofloinn


    I cant wait for the next season of ear to the ground guaranteed wall to wall filth fap fap fap


  • #29
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    He tortured those poor people with his creepy antics. Honestly, I'd have got the shotgun out and blasted it over his head and told him the next time I wouldn't miss.


  • #30
    dpofloinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 744 ✭✭✭dpofloinn


    Karl Stein wrote: »
    He tortured those poor people with his creepy antics. Honestly, I'd have got the shotgun out and blasted it over his head and told him the next time I wouldn't miss.

    Id say he too was armed with a fully loaded pump action shotgun so you'd have to ask yourself the question do you feel lucky :D


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  • #31
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    dpofloinn wrote: »
    do you feel lucky :D

    Yes.


  • #32
    Pwindedd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,303 ✭✭✭Pwindedd


    Every now and then I'll have a perverse thought or two. Then somink like this crops up and I realise I'm vanilla, to the point of tedium. It's actually very reassuring!


  • #33
    Vito Corleone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    We need more people like him in the dail.


  • #34
    woodoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    The human brain really can malfunction..


  • #35
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,220 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    What kind of weirdo is into shit? Let alone cow shit...


  • #36
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    What kind of weirdo is into shit? Let alone cow shit...

    If you italicise the s it's less noticeable.

    I shit you not.


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  • #37
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    Just when you think there's nothing left that can shock you, you find this thread. I mean what level of brain damage does one need to suffer, in order to develop a 'thing' for cow shyte?

    Well I think it's clear from the article that he was mentally ill


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