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So embarrassing, I think we've all been there...

CraicWhores · 2014-05-30 18:42:30

What do you say to your wife or girlfriend when she finds a pubic hair on the keyboard? When you get dodgy emails it's easy to say it's a virus, but this... it's harder to brush off.

30-05-2014 6:42pm

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CraicWhores

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What do you say to your wife or girlfriend when she finds a pubic hair on the keyboard?

When you get dodgy emails it's easy to say it's a virus, but this... it's harder to brush off.

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#2 30-05-2014 6:44pm

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i once married a eleven acre fat bird named tanya

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#3 30-05-2014 6:44pm

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You could tell her you were merely rubbing your genitalia along the keys to see if it'd spell out penis.

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#4 30-05-2014 6:45pm

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You had an awful itch and didn't realise the surplus.

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#5 30-05-2014 6:46pm

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claim its hers

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#6 30-05-2014 6:46pm

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Confront her and ask who she had in the house. Always deflect blame.

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#7 30-05-2014 6:47pm

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I went with a sideburn hair. Didn't buy it.

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#8 30-05-2014 6:47pm

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Tell her the truth..tell her you type with your penis.

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#9 30-05-2014 6:48pm

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tell you what, I'll take one for the team, tell her its mine

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#10 30-05-2014 6:48pm

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Grow a beard.

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#11 30-05-2014 6:49pm

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You where trying to avoid getting an RSI

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#12 30-05-2014 6:51pm

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If she was cool the only reason she should be annoyed is the fact you didn't invite her to watch with you

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#13 30-05-2014 6:52pm

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I'd love a good slug of orange Soda.

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#14 30-05-2014 6:53pm

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In all seriousness, any other possible excuse you could up with would be more ridiculous and embarrassing than the truth.

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