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Feckin BIRDS

  • 29-05-2014 3:23am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭


    I really shouldn't have drank nearly a litre of vodka now feckin birds are doing me head in


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 663 ✭✭✭Funk It


    You avian a laugh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Funk It wrote: »
    You avain a laugh?

    not a laugh but a slight chirp is all I hear


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 953 ✭✭✭Nodster


    Grand thing I'm not on twitter then


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,337 ✭✭✭Wishiwasa Littlebitaller


    Close your windows so.

    That's what they did in the Hitchcock film.

    Seemed to keep them at bay for a while at least.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Close your windows so.

    That's what they did in the Hitchcock film.

    Seemed to keep them at bay for a while at least.

    windows is closed must have been YouTube left on loop.
    night


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb




  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Nearly dawn here, should expect to hear the birds in the next 10 minutes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    fcuking bin men!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Feckin' birds here seem have me awake since 4.30. , I had a piss , then went looking for a painkiller for my ankles and now Mrs Corner has said she's going to stab me if I get out of the bed again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭Rosy Posy


    A bird flew into my house and took a crap on my laundry that was drying inside. They're not to be trusted.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Rosy Posy wrote: »
    A bird flew into my house and took a crap on my laundry that was drying inside. They're not to be trusted.

    Be grateful cows can't fly .


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    The f*cking starlings are back. Cheeky as hell and so noisy. I have three budgies in my room and I cover over their cage, block out all light, to try to convince them not to wake before I do, but half four every morning (and it's only going to get earlier) the bloody starlings start the dawn chorus and wake the budgies up. Then they decide it's party time and start yelling. It got so bad I've considered getting rid of the pet birds, or moving house. I'm not going to do either, but I can't wait for winter, now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Rosy Posy wrote: »
    A bird flew into my house and took a crap on my laundry that was drying inside. They're not to be trusted.

    Actually it was me that took the crap on your laundry. Sorry about that, won't happen again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    You think that's bad,I fell asleep watching Vincent Brown and he's still on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    I really shouldn't have drank nearly a litre of vodka now feckin birds are doing me head in

    Maybe they want drunkin sex!


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