Taking a 72 hour hiatus from boards.ie

WilyCoyote

Am off the forum for the next 72 hrs ......... in order to fully celebrate QPR's win and Zamora's goal. Finish work tomorrow at 9PM. ......Don't intend/expect to sober up 'til Tuesday afternoon. ........Has any other poster ever felt the same? I don't mean about QPR .......... but an important landmark in life?

kneemos

Deaths,births and marriages type of landmarks?

jellyboy

Boards is too important in life to even consider leaving for an hour..


You are what we call in the trade a "plank" for taking time out op ..:D

DEFTLEFTHAND

I like Dunny but 'Arry is a del boy twat, New York, Paris, Peckham.

Kevin Doyle is a waste of space, a striker who never scores, he tries but just not good enough, I heard Wolves are entertaining an offer from conference prem side Eastleigh for his services next season.

catallus

Why would being drunk force you to take a hiatus from anything OP?

Especially this place; I always assumed everyone on here is at least a little off their heads on something.

Anyway, I salute your continued battle against sobriety. Enjoy

Alf. A. Male

Do we all have to self-importantly announce the minutiae of our lives in the mistaken belief that anyone will notice or care?

catallus

Hiatuses minutiae? Surely not!? The apotheosis of Wily's week is of the greatest import! Although why one would be celebrating a guaranteed future relegation (probably a mathematical certainty in December) of one's favoured team is probably best left to the man himself.

Chucken

Alf. A. Male wrote: »

Do we all have to self-importantly announce the minutiae of our lives in the mistaken belief that anyone will notice or care?

I for one will miss the OP terribly

God speed Wily!

Sir Osis of Liver.

Alf. A. Male

Alf. A. Male wrote: »

Do we all have to self-importantly announce the minutiae of our lives in the mistaken belief that anyone will notice or care?

Yes, yes we do.

Aongus Von Bismarck

No one gives a fcuk my friend.

Duckworth_Luas

George Hamilton said last night that this bunch QPR spent more money to get into the English Premier League than Athletic Madrid spent to win the Spanish Premier League and reach the Euro final.

WTF did they spend the money on?

Wacker The Attacker

I'll be having a 72 hour wankathon. I expect to be finished after 20 seconds. MAX

kowloon

I've attached a piece of paper with a small hole in it to sunglasses with some paperclips so I can see boards zoomed in to 200% in spite of an eye infection. I'm too dedicated to take a full 72 hours off, even if I'm not posting.

SterlingArcher

Alf. A. Male wrote: »

Do we all have to self-importantly announce the minutiae of our lives in the mistaken belief that anyone will notice or care?

Mistaken belief? You noticed. You cared enough to "have" to reply. So in essence you are sipping at your own whine. Go ahead. Drink it down hot shot.

Chucken

kowloon wrote: »

I've attached a piece of paper with a small hole in it to sunglasses with some paperclips so I can see boards zoomed in to 200% in spite of an eye infection. I'm too dedicated to take a full 72 hours off, even if I'm not posting.

You see (:)) this is the kind of proper dedication that we need.
Good on you sir, I salute you!!

shopaholic01

Don't go Wily! I miss you already.

kingchess

we will have to struggle on with out you,I shall wipe the tears from my eyes,and we shall move forward towards final victory and when the the final battle is faught and won ,we shall name a street after you,maybe even a park?.we shall never forget you,timmyjimmy

fearrua

Funnily enough I felt the same last week following Arsenal's FA Cup win... although college exams prevented me from taking anymore than that night off.

Pherekydes

WilyCoyote wrote: »

Am off the forum for the next 72 hrs ......... in order to fully celebrate QPR's...

Mind your Ps, Qs and Rs, OP.

We'll keep the place ticking over until you surface.

mad muffin

Isn't boards moto, now you're living?

Ergo, no boards, no living.

Chucken

Log: Tuesday 20:43. Still no sign of Wily.

XIXIX

I'm in!! now I'm off!

shopaholic01

Chucken wrote: »

Log: Tuesday 20:43. Still no sign of Wily.

Won't be 72 hours until 06.33 tomorrow.


Not that I'm counting downs the hours or anything, but it's been tough.

How are you coping?

Chucken

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Won't be 72 hours until 06.33 tomorrow.


Not that I'm counting downs the hours or anything, but it's been tough.

How are you coping?

But its Tuesday

Oh god, I can't cope with much more.

shopaholic01

Chucken wrote: »

But its Tuesday

Oh god, I can't cope with much more.

Maybe it's still Monday in the US?

Stay strong, Chucken. God speed.

ToddyDoody

You've got to admire someone who can make a plan and stick to it

Chucken

If anyone can stick to a plan, it's Wily.
In fact I'd say his next plan might just be to run for king of America!

ToddyDoody

Chucken wrote: »

If anyone can stick to a plan, it's Wily.
In fact I'd say his next plan might just be to run for king of America!

Sounds promising ��

shopaholic01

Has he returned?

umop.episdn

He's dead, Joey Barton buggered him senseless & he died of dehydration.
RIP Wily

WilyCoyote

Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?

Sir Arthur Daley

Ah Wily ur back, did you swallow a dictionary with the new fancy big word?

bradlente

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

George Hamilton said last night that this bunch QPR spent more money to get into the English Premier League than Athletic Madrid spent to win the Spanish Premier League and reach the Euro final.

WTF did they spend the money on?

Cocaine.Lots and lots of cocaine.

Sauve

Wha happened?

WilyCoyote

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Ah Wily ur back, did you swallow a dictionary with the new fancy big word?

On the contrary Sir Arthur, I've always been a lexicographical fan (both the long, the short and the tall). Yes, I was intoxicated (just a three day tear, trying to reclaim my lost youth) but not by the exuberance of my own verbosity.

Sir Arthur Daley

WilyCoyote wrote: »

On the contrary Sir Arthur, I've always been a lexicographical fan (both the long, the short and the tall). Yes, I was intoxicated (just a three day tear, trying to reclaim my lost youth) but not by the exuberance of my own verbosity.

Need to take a 72 hour hiatus myself to look up those other new words :pac:

WilyCoyote

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

George Hamilton said last night that this bunch QPR spent more money to get into the English Premier League than Athletic Madrid spent to win the Spanish Premier League and reach the Euro final.

WTF did they spend the money on?

This sounds more like the George Hamilton (IV) - who's wife legged it with Rod Steward. The one you mention is to soccer what Typhoid Mary was to Penicillin.

bradlente wrote: »

Cocaine.Lots and lots of cocaine.

I reserve my judgement on that statement. If it was ........ it was cut TF!

WilyCoyote

Sauve wrote: »

Wha happened?

Nothing actually. The cocaine had too much alabaster dust.

Please do not make fun of the Pride Of West London ........ or I'll send Joey Barton a Googlephoto of your house.

Anyway, I feel confident that this is the New Jerusalem of Shepherd's Bush. C'mon U Rrrrrrs.

WilyCoyote

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Need to take a 72 hour hiatus myself to look up those other new words :pac:

I s'pose you already know that Placate a lean stall is an anagram of Castella Panatella?
Or did any of "er indoors' " wisdom rub off on you?

And, believe you me, although a kinda liverish at the mo ....... I would recommend said break to anyone feeling the heat. Providing they pour plenty down past the auld epiglottis.
Cheers!

WilyCoyote

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

No one gives a fcuk my friend.

You speaking for everyone, darlink?

WilyCoyote

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I'll be having a 72 hour wankathon. I expect to be finished after 20 seconds. MAX

You need to get a girlfriend/boyfriend ASAP before you start spending most of your wonga at Specsavers

WilyCoyote

kowloon wrote: »

I've attached a piece of paper with a small hole in it to sunglasses with some paperclips so I can see boards zoomed in to 200% in spite of an eye infection. I'm too dedicated to take a full 72 hours off, even if I'm not posting.

All you've got to do is show the same dedication in NOT posting. D'oH!

WilyCoyote

fearrua wrote: »

Funnily enough I felt the same last week following Arsenal's FA Cup win... although college exams prevented me from taking anymore than that night off.

I feel for you Gunner!

I once heard a joke about 3 football fans staying at a B&B outside Manchester the night before Saturday games.
Landlady asked the first guy, "Who do you support? He said, "Liverpool". "Ooh", she said, "I've got a nice bit of Braised Liver for you".
Next guy, "Hartlepool"! "Ooh, I've got some nice Stuffed Heart for you".

Next guy, "Arsenal. But I'm not feeling hungry".

Sorry about that ...... I just had to say it after the QPR 0-6 Arsenal match back around 2000

Sir Arthur Daley

Go Wily go, woo woo.

WilyCoyote

Pherekydes wrote: »

Mind your Ps, Qs and Rs, OP.

We'll keep the place ticking over until you surface.

Thank you for your empathy Pherekydes. I'll take your advice on board PDQ

WilyCoyote

mad muffin wrote: »

Isn't boards moto, now you're living?

Ergo, no boards, no living.

QED, non?

WilyCoyote

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Has he returned?

Jawohl, junge Mädchen ......... Ich bin wieder da. Und du? Ruhig schlafen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp2qzmQBRGM

WilyCoyote

umop.episdn wrote: »

He's dead, Joey Barton buggered him senseless & he died of dehydration.
RIP Wily

I never slept with a man ........ but I've slept with a man who has

WilyCoyote

I just realise that I've become my own nemesis ........... a fucking thankyouwhore.
See what prolonged Bacchanalian activity can do.
My name is Wily ....... and I've got a psychological thirst!

Put your hands together for Dean Martin Robert Mitchum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9oQxFg-IwM