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MC Hammer

  • 24-05-2014 2:29am
    #1
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭


    Have you ever tried to touch this ?

    21/25



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  • #2
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Do you want to touch my hammer?


  • #3
    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    You can't touch this, STOP! Hammer time,...


  • #4
    Nodster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 953 ✭✭✭Nodster


    don't touch dat:eek:


  • #5
    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    But why would I wanna touch dat?!!!
    Ice, ice baby! :)


  • #6
    3rdDegree
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭3rdDegree


    Can't sleep, OP?


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  • #7
    Wishiwasa Littlebitaller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,337 ✭✭✭Wishiwasa Littlebitaller


    Sleeping is for quitters.

    OP is too legit, to quit.


  • #8
    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Also, why would anyone want to touch "it"?


  • #9
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Wait stop,,, Hammer time

    21/25



  • #10
    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Try putting a nail thru it and then you will stop with the hammer time, cos you're dick can't handle the truth!


  • #11
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    You need a strong hammer otherwise it be pushing a marshmallow through a keyhole.


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  • #12
    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    You need a strong hammer otherwise it be pushing a marshmallow through a keyhole.
    Speak for your self, my man! :)


  • #13
    FueledbyCoffee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 265 ✭✭FueledbyCoffee


    depends on what 'it' is :D


  • #14
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    deco nate wrote: »
    Speak for your self, my man! :)

    takes 2 and a half viagra.


  • #15
    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    takes 2 and a half viagra.

    Please don't! I'm not into it.
    Butt if you like that, fair play.

    It's just not my bag, man!
    Live an let die an all that.
    Hope you find a hole for
    That lotta love you are holding
    In your hand after taking 2an a half pills, if not.. I have been told vegetable oil helps with the blisters! :)


  • #16
    jellyboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 615 ✭✭✭jellyboy


    Looks like you nailed this thread op…

    Hammer time..


  • #17
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,803 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    MC Hammer is such a tool.


  • #18
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    pappyodaniel wrote: »
    MC Hammer is such a tool.

    He is actually a really good guy. I heard a UFC podcast a few weeks ago interviewing him because he has a successful management company and he does a lot of work to educate people in prison.

    He really is one of life's good guys. Well respected.


  • #19
    LorMal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,372 ✭✭✭LorMal


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    He is actually a really good guy. I heard a UFC podcast a few weeks ago interviewing him because he has a successful management company and he does a lot of work to educate people in prison.

    He really is one of life's good guys. Well respected.

    Give me a song or rhythm
    Making' 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving' 'em
    Now, they know
    You talking' about the Hammer, you talking' about a show

    That's hype and tight
    Singers are sweating' so pass them a wipe
    Or a tape, to learn
    What's it gonna take in the nineties to burn

    The charts? Legit
    If you work hard well you might as well quit
    That's word because you know
    You can't touch this, you can't touch this

    Break it down


  • #20
    force eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭force eleven


    Tools.


  • #21
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    force eleven wrote: »
    Tools.

    I'm guessing Hammer time was more 3am ish. :D


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  • #22
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,803 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    He is actually a really good guy. I heard a UFC podcast a few weeks ago interviewing him because he has a successful management company and he does a lot of work to educate people in prison.

    He really is one of life's good guys. Well respected.

    That was a joke...


  • #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    pappyodaniel wrote: »
    That was a joke...

    MC hammer. Not the sharpest tool in the box.


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