Stupid Interview Questions and Answers

sawfish

I`ve been on a few interviews over the last few months and I swear to jazus the questions you get asked at interviews wreck my head. Some examples


Where do you see yourself in five years?

Ill be your boss, and I`ll fire you

Why are you interested in this job/company?

Because I need the money and your not too far of a drive from home

Do you have any questions for us?

Can I use the toilet before I leave?

What is your greatness weakness?

I eat too much food

What is your dream job?

Ladies Volleyball referee


Any more examples please

everdead.ie

Explain the difference between an Abstract class and an Interface.
Seriously?

ViveLaVie

They are not stupid questions. They are stupid answers.

SCOOP 64

Did you hear anything back with your answers?

dodderangler

Q.What would you bring to the company?

A.What like food or something

sawfish

ViveLaVie wrote: »

They are not stupid questions. They are stupid answers.

Even the dream job one?

wazky

Interviewer:Do you have any weaknesses?

Me: Honesty

Interviewer: I don't think that's a weakness

Me: I don't give a fcuk what you think

JohnPPP

everdead.ie wrote: »

Explain the difference between an Abstract class and an Interface.
Seriously?

Java++

D1stant

JohnPPP wrote: »

Java++

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Nemeses

D1stant wrote: »

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You forgot the dot com after that....

D1stant

Nemeses wrote: »

You forgot the dot com after that....

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Arthur Beesley

How many eyes has 4 flies and a geefer?

Do you know where the 5 lamps are?

Arthur Beesley

wazky wrote: »

Interviewer:Do you have any weaknesses?

Me: Honesty

Interviewer: I don't think that's a weakness

Me: I don't give a fcuk what you think

Brilliant.

boobar

Question
What's the first thing you'd change if you got the job?

Answer
Probably the car.

boobar

Question
What's your weakness?

Answer
Women with big arses.

yawhat!

If you had a super power what would it be? (Stupid question)

Invisibility so I could burn your company to the ground.

Name something you love the smell of and why? (Stupidest question ever)

Your mothers flange

Santa Cruz

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Hopefully in Barbados but if I'm caught probably doing ten in Mountjoy

Kev_2012

everdead.ie wrote: »

Explain the difference between an Abstract class and an Interface.
Seriously?

public abstract class Person{
String name;
public function breathe (){
inhale();
exhale();
}
}


public class Woman extends Person{
public function bleedOnceAMonth(){
yock();
}
}

public interface JetPack{
public function fly(){
weeeeeeeee();
}
}

public class Man extends Person implements JetPack{

}

Person person = new Person();//Doesnt work
Man man = new Man();
Woman man = new Woman();

man.fly();//man has a great time
woman.fly();//doesnt work but she COULD fly if she implemented the jetpack

woman.bleedOnceAMonth();//everyone gets head for a week
man.bleedOnceAMonth();//NOPE! doesn't work

Men and Woman are both people and both have to breathe, but only women have periods and only men that have jetpacks can fly.

everdead.ie

Kev_2012 wrote: »

public abstract class Person{
String name;
public function breathe (){
inhale();
exhale();
}
}


public class Woman extends Person{
public function bleedOnceAMonth(){
yock();
}
}

public interface JetPack{
public function fly(){
weeeeeeeee();
}
}

public class Man extends Person implements JetPack{

}

Person person = new Person();//Doesnt work
Man man = new Man();
Woman man = new Woman();

man.fly();//man has a great time
woman.fly();//doesnt work but she COULD fly if she implemented the jetpack

woman.bleedOnceAMonth();//everyone gets head for a week
man.bleedOnceAMonth();//NOPE! doesn't work

Men and Woman are both people and both have to breathe, but only women have periods and only men that have jetpacks can fly.

So an interface shouldn't have any code in it weeeeeeeee() should be called in the method implementing it not the interface.

Also you should probably set up a getter an setter for the name in person. Actually scratch that you don't need them in an abstract class

Also don't forget main .......:D

Kev_2012

I wasn't talking about Java strictly, more a pseudocode example and just though of it on the spot.

I wasn't be expecting that to compile! haha