Decisions you made that don't affect anyobody else although they seem idiotic

gugleguy

For me it would be taking any 'scenic route' to work even though the scenery is well known to me by now. Another example for me would be to try and order something in macdonalds at breakfast tome not on the macdonalds breakfast menu. Like the apple pie. I successfully get it sometimes - the apple pie is not on the mikki Dee's breakfast menu.

JohnnyChimpo

Making this thread?

Caliden

Sometimes if I'm ages waiting to get served at the bar I think it will be a great idea to get 2 pints, that way I won't have to queue again for a while.

I end up looking like some sort of alcoholic and have been the victim of pint theft more times than I like to admit.

Mr. Incognito

Is it me or are people becoming more and more vacuous posting the intimate crap of their lives none of us care about.

Social media has created a generation of broadcasting twits.

jimgoose

Sometimes, after taking a dump, I sit on the throne petrified, afraid that the bog-roll is that thin stuff that manages to be both stiff and flimsy at the same time and always ruptures when you wipe firmly, thus resulting in your fingers getting covered in shít. I have on occasion actually contemplated going Arab Commando over this issue. Do you reckon it'll rain the weekend??

bear1

This thread will go down well....

Akrasia

gugleguy wrote: »

For me it would be taking any 'scenic route' to work even though the scenery is well known to me by now. Another example for me would be to try and order something in macdonalds at breakfast tome not on the macdonalds breakfast menu. Like the apple pie. I successfully get it sometimes - the apple pie is not on the mikki Dee's breakfast menu.

I think the decision to eat breakfast at mcdonalds seems more idiotic than your choice of what to order

bear1

jimgoose wrote: »

Sometimes, after taking a dump, I sit on the throne petrified, afraid that the bog-roll is that thin stuff that manages to be both stiff and flimsy at the same time and always ruptures when you wipe firmly, thus resulting in your fingers getting covered in shít. I have on occasion actually contemplated going Arab Commando over this issue. Do you reckon it'll rain the weekend??

I heard it might, do you like mayonnaise?

jimgoose

bear1 wrote: »

I heard it might, do you like mayonnaise?

Is this a trick question? Suspicious Goose is Suspicious!

bear1

jimgoose wrote: »

Is this a trick question? Suspicious Goose is Suspicious!

More of a ketchup man I'm guessing then.

jimgoose

bear1 wrote: »

More of a ketchup man I'm guessing then.

I ate ketchup today, with some black pudding, so I did. <Buuurp>! :cool:

bear1

jimgoose wrote: »

I ate ketchup today, with some black pudding, so I did. <Buuurp>! :cool:

Good idea and it doesn't affect anyone!

jimgoose

bear1 wrote: »

Good idea and it doesn't affect anyone!

I thought it was a good plan, yes. Honk If You Like This!

AnonoBoy

I talk in a Scottish accent to myself when I'm alone.

jimgoose

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I talk in a Scottish accent to myself when I'm alone.

Not a Glasgow accent I assume, unless you've figured out how to head-butt yourself?

Wossack

Opening this thread

AnonoBoy

jimgoose wrote: »

Not a Glasgow accent I assume, unless you've figured out how to head-butt yourself?

It's more West Inverness I think.

jimgoose

AnonoBoy wrote: »

It's more West Inverness I think.

Ah yes, that's much more Kilt-y. You could rumble away to yourself in that alright, like Sean Connery after a rake a' Glen Fiddich. :cool:

roadsmart

jimgoose wrote: »

I ate ketchup today, with some black pudding, so I did. <Buuurp>! :cool:

A clonakilty pudding maybe, but you better not have desecrated a Sneem black pudding with that vile glutinous concoction.

jimgoose

roadsmart wrote: »

A clonakilty pudding maybe, but you better not have desecrated a Sneem black pudding with that vile glutinous concoction.

No Sir! Clonakilty it was. Sneem is the sheep's blood stuff, isn't it?

roadsmart

Sheep are only good as bogman's winter willie warmer and have nothing to do with the dark art of black pudding production. No Sir, Sneem black pudding is a blend of pig's blood and oatcake baked into a loaf. No boiling for this masterpiece.

bear1

I'm lost

jimgoose

roadsmart wrote: »

Sheep are only good as bogman's winter willie warmer and have nothing to do with the dark art of black pudding production. No Sir, Sneem black pudding is a blend of pig's blood and oatcake baked into a loaf.

Ah yes, right you are chief. You wouldn't know what you'd find in sheep these days with the good weather coming in and that fella rampaging around the place. Staunton is pretty good pudden as well - that's made in Limerick.

jimgoose

bear1 wrote: »

I'm lost

Well I wouldn't shtart from there if I weroo. Go back by the Bulman in Kinsale, have a bowl of chowder and two pints of cider, and start again.

bear1

jimgoose wrote: »

Well I wouldn't shtart from there if I weroo. Go back by the Bulman in Kinsale, have a bowl of chowder and two pints of cider, and start again.

Right ya are, give me a few minutes and I should be able to post my progress.
OP: did you expect these answers?

jobeenfitz

roadsmart wrote: »

Sheep are only good as bogman's winter willie warmer and have nothing to do with the dark art of black pudding production. No Sir, Sneem black pudding is a blend of pig's blood and oatcake baked into a loaf. No boiling for this masterpiece.

I think the gut of a sheep is used in sausage making, either that or I was giving the job of collecting this for the laugh! Who cares? Not me, I think?

Baby sheep look nice and fluffy.

What's this thread about?

bear1

jobeenfitz wrote: »

I think the gut of a sheep is used in sausage making, either that or I was giving the job of collecting this for the laugh! Who cares? Not me, I think?

Baby sheep look nice and fluffy.

What's this thread about?

Your guess is as good as mine