Man sues for more money than exists on earth!

bumper234

NYC man sues city, litany of others for more money than exists on earth, report says

http://www.silive.com/news/index.ssf/2014/05/nyc_man_sues_city_litany_of_ot.html

I know it's an old cliche but seriously.........Only in America

MANHATTAN -- A ludicrously litigious Manhattan man is seeking two undecillion dollars -- that's a 2 followed by 36 zeros -- for pain and damages he said can't be measured in money, the New York Post reports.

In the 22-page complaint, Purisima claims, among other things, that a rabid dog bit and bloodied his finger on a city bus and that a "Chinese couple" took photos of him in the hospital where he was being treated.

http://pix11.com/2014/05/18/nyc-man-files-lawsuit-seeking-2-undecillion-over-dog-bite/#axzz329IBLRVb

The 22-page complaint accuses the defendants of everything from attempted murder to civil rights violations. Not only was the dog in question “rabies-infected,’ but a “Chinese couple” took pictures of him as he was being treated. He’s also is suing LaGuardia Airport for routinely overcharging his coffee and is suing Au Bon Pain, Hoboken University, the MTA, and thousands of people for various reasons.

In the suit, Purisima claims the pain and damages he suffered can’t be measure in money and are “priceless.” He also included a picture of his bloodied finger as evidence.

wendell borton

Purisima, it sound like a brand of cat food.

Banjo String

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd-553NLtkc

danniemcq

Whatif.xkcd do a very interesting story on this and how much money it actually is

http://what-if.xkcd.com/96/

glued

This sounds like that story on Father Ted about poor Mr Sweeney who was the victim of over 200 cases of forced transvestism.

Duggy747

He would've gotten more money if he sued the universe, but I hear Saturn has a good defense team.

bumper234

Duggy747 wrote: »

He would've gotten more money if he sued the universe, but I hear Saturn has a good defense team.

Does uranus have weak defences? :eek:

Talib Fiasco

**Must resist Chinese joke**

dodderangler

bumper234 wrote: »

Does uranus have weak defences? :eek:

Leave Uranus alone. They've been screwed to many times already

littlelulu

I hear they have a good sewerage system in Uranus

bumper234

littlelulu wrote: »

I hear they have a good sewerage system in Uranus

Na that's just the posh areas, Apparently the place has gone to **** lately.

If you fire enough bullets, you're bound to hit something eventually. I admire his confidence in the scattergun approach, but I really hope it doesn't pay off.

Duggy747

Duggy747 wrote: »

He would've gotten more money if he sued the universe, but I hear Saturn has a good defense team.

Not quite the universe, but apparently former Misfits frontman and general mad bastard Glen Danzig is trying to sue the entire current human race...

http://tyrannyoftradition.com/2014/05/07/danzig-to-sue-everyone-on-earth/

anncoates

bumper234 wrote: »

MANHATTAN -- A ludicrously litigious Manhattan man is seeking two undecillion dollars -- that's a 2 followed by 36 zeros -- for pain and damages he said can't be measured in money, the New York Post reports.

You can just picture the self absorbed chuckle as that one was coined followed by the crushing disappointment at the Manhattan alliterative combo breaker.

longhalloween

bumper234 wrote: »

NYC man sues city, litany of others for more money than exists on earth, report says

Unfortunately not the first time someone has tried this:

http://www.techhive.com/article/223431/riaa_thinks_limewire_owes_75_trillion_in_damages.html

montyrebel

if his pain and damages cant be measured in money then how about the judge just says you win but, we are going to pay you in grains of rice etc instead :pac:

stefan idiot jones

Do any of you remember this greedy fcukwit?

http://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCUQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.m.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FPearson_v._Chung&rct=j&q=man%20sues%20dry%20cleaners%20over%20lost%20pants&ei=e9R5U7K9Nc-ZlQW3kYDgBw&usg=AFQjCNHC-rOXMxD3f75Rb_GOUY3r5DWiHA&sig2=FAqWWvQ7It_pWoOU6khP0w

kylith

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeXQBHLIPcw

Maximus Alexander

anncoates wrote: »

You can just picture the self absorbed chuckle as that one was coined followed by the crushing disappointment at the Manhattan alliterative combo breaker.

Why oh why couldn't it have been a London lady?

donegal__road

old Chinese proverb: 'Aim high and the least you will get is half'