Limbs?

LETHAL LADY

Would you rather have no arms or no legs or none of the above? Boxing Helena or whoever she is. I'm typing with my big toe, amazing.

pablo128

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Would you rather have no arms or no legs or none of the above? Boxing Helena or whoever she is. I'm typing with my big toe, amazing.

I dunno, but i'd rather be deaf than blind.

Czarcasm

I typed this with my voice.


Fantastic!





And now I shall have your post read aloud to me...

The Backwards Man

There once was a lady who was tired of living with men who were either physically abusive,who ran away from her, or who were horrible in bed. So she put an ad in the paper, that was asking for a man who:
1)would treat her nicely
2)wouldn't run away from her
3)would be good in bed.
Three weeks passed, and there was no reply from any man. So she just figured that there wasn't a man alive who could live up to these expectations, so she just gave up. But then, one day she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. The man said "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you." The woman replied, "Yes, but are you good in bed?"
And the man said with a smirk on his face, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

Mr. Z

I couldn't choose. Thankfully I don't have to.

LETHAL LADY

The Backwards Man wrote: »

There once was a lady who was tired of living with men who were either physically abusive,who ran away from her, or who were horrible in bed. So she put an ad in the paper, that was asking for a man who:
1)would treat her nicely
2)wouldn't run away from her
3)would be good in bed.
Three weeks passed, and there was no reply from any man. So she just figured that there wasn't a man alive who could live up to these expectations, so she just gave up. But then, one day she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. The man said "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you." The woman replied, "Yes, but are you good in bed?"
And the man said with a smirk on his face, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

:pac: I am still belly laughing.

Sir Osis of Liver.

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Would you rather have no arms or no legs or none of the above? Boxing Helena or whoever she is. I'm typing with my big toe, amazing.

Hmmm....the old foot or handjob conandrum.

--LOS--

rather have no arms.

I could still cycle if I had no arms, get around more easily in general, I think I'd rather cope with the difficulty writing/typing/eating than not being able to walk!

RayM

I'd rather have no legs. Prosthetic legs work better and are a lot less complicated than prosthetic arms. It certainly hasn't done Oscar Pistorius any harm. Shooting his girlfriend dead through a toilet door seems to have been the cause of most of his problems.

biko

I was thinking today, no eyes or no arms...


Either way, just kill me..

Bongalongherb

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Would you rather have no arms or no legs or none of the above? Boxing Helena or whoever she is. I'm typing with my big toe, amazing.

Nasty predicament not having both arms and legs, but I'd have no choice but to train my didgeridoo to type on this keyboard, and I suppose I could use it for stirring tea, once not hot, maybe learn to play the piano as well and a bit of cricket. So if I had no bloody arms or legs, then I'd use my didgeridoo for all things important to me to get along.

With no arms or legs, I'd have to waddle my didgeridoo in a left and right motions speedily to move myself around. There's so many things you can do with your didgeridoo.

Archeron

Definitely rather keep my arms. You can't pick your nose with a wheel.

Bongalongherb

Archeron wrote: »

Definitely rather keep my arms. You can't pick your nose with a wheel.

But you can pick it with your didgeridoo, so that will do.

ElleEm

Can I have one of each?
I could hop around and I do feck all with my left hand anyway.

Turtyturd

ElleEm wrote: »

Can I have one of each?
I could hop around and I do feck all with my left hand anyway.

Mr McCleg...with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.

Turtyturd

And if you have no arms are your hands attached to your shoulders...and your feet to you hips if you have no legs. I'd have to go with the former, I'd look ridiculous wobbling around like a penguin if I had no legs.

Sir Osis of Liver.

A neighbour of mine has no neck.
She looks like she dived into an empty swimming pool.

Bongalongherb

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

A neighbour of mine has no neck.
She looks like she dived into an empty swimming pool.

Does she look like a pitch-fork by any chance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeQ82vBBcMs