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So you think you're hard?

  • 16-05-2014 7:59pm
    #1
    Skill Magill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭Skill Magill


    Not as hard as this chap though. Not in a million years would I try this, and I can break computers with my fingering.



    Notice he's not even wearing a helmet!


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  • #2
    Knex*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    I've broken things with my fingering back in the day, but I can't say that it was computers.


  • #3
    Jazlynn Curved Number
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Jazlynn Curved Number


    So you think you're hard?

    No, I don't have a penis


  • #4
    Knex*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    bluewolf wrote: »
    No, I don't have a penis

    Awh.

    *Internet hug*


  • #5
    DildoFaggins
    Closed Accounts Posts: 473 ✭✭DildoFaggins


    Skill Magill wrote: »
    Not as hard as this chap though. Not in a million years would I try this, and I can break computers with my fingering.



    Notice he's not even wearing a helmet!



    Computer porn eh?


  • #6
    Slicemeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭Slicemeister


    Was looking forward to a bit of prawn when I saw thread title. Alas!


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  • #7
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    I can throw a kettle over a pub.


  • #8
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    bluewolf wrote: »
    No, I don't have a penis

    I'll lend you mine?


  • #9
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    I can throw a kettle over a pub.

    Give us your shoes.


  • #10
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Knex. wrote: »
    I've broken things with my fingering back in the day, but I can't say that it was computers.


    Did you get your arse fixed?


  • #11
    Lenin Skynard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    Something about videos of that time just make me burst out laughing. Maybe it's the straightness of their faces while doing bizarre things such as this. Footballers running around at 1.5x speed never fails to get me.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4CXY6TVBMc


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  • #12
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    I'm hard first thing every morning.


  • #13
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »
    I'm hard first thing every morning.



    I feel alive when I wake up with a concrete bursting horn on me


  • #14
    Skill Magill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭Skill Magill


    Yes, you talk the talk, but this chap is nonchalant, he doesn't boast about being hard in the mornings, he's wondering where his pipe is, he's going to tell the lion to fetch his slippers before he reads the newspaper.


  • #15
    fearrua
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 226 ✭✭fearrua


    British Pathé newsreels are great. RTE should do the news in a similar fashion, with all the videos slightly sped up, it'd make things far more interesting.


  • #16
    gctest50
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,605 ✭✭✭gctest50


    bit tough

    A farmer in China too poor to afford surgery was forced to use “shards of broken glass” to amputate his own infected feet after suffering intense pain.


    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/05/16/injured-chinese-farmer-cant-afford-surgery-amputates-own-feet/


  • #17
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    gctest50 wrote: »
    bit tough

    A farmer in China too poor to afford surgery was forced to use “shards of broken glass” to amputate his own infected feet after suffering intense pain.


    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/05/16/injured-chinese-farmer-cant-afford-surgery-amputates-own-feet/

    Serves them right for sticking with chopsticks - get a knife, ffs. Shards of glass..jasus.


  • #18
    Skill Magill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭Skill Magill


    Although Ali makes medicine sick and hospitalised a brick, its just talk.

    If you've ever been to a reall wall of death, you know how loud it is, full of fumes, the audience at the top are possibly throwing coins on top of the performers, but to introduce a lion into the equation is tantamount to pipe tapping of the highest order. I applaud him and his balls


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