Disgusting thing you do that you know you shouldn't.

Hotale.com

Sometimes I piss in the sink simply because I can't be bothered flushing the toilet.

ItAintMeBabe

Hotale.com wrote: »

Sometimes I piss in the sink simply because I can't be bothered flushing the toilet.

Ah stop

Sir Arthur Daley

Hotale.com wrote: »

Sometimes I piss in the sink simply because I can't be bothered flushing the toilet.

That is utmost disgusting.

stop animal cruelty

Hotale.com wrote: »

Sometimes I piss in the sink simply because I can't be bothered flushing the toilet.

you can still piss in a toilet and not flush it:rolleyes:

"if its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down"

Mr. CooL ICE

After a dump, I pull my top up and look at my belly sideways in the mirror to see if it has gotten any smaller.

Arthur Beesley

Hotale.com wrote: »

Sometimes I piss in the sink simply because I can't be bothered flushing the toilet.

Sometimes I **** in the green bin and wipe my arse with the junk mail to save water and toilet paper.

Sir Arthur Daley

I often dine with my elbows resting on the table.

Maphisto

Hotale.com wrote: »

Sometimes I piss in the sink simply because I can't be bothered flushing the toilet.

There was an office I used to visit years ago. There were just 2 people there late at night and the lazy fecks couldn't be bothered to walk all the way across the production floor to the jax.

That was until there was an outbreak of legionaires disease - go figure :eek:

Renegade Mechanic

Hotale.com wrote: »

Sometimes I piss in the sink simply because I can't be bothered flushing the toilet.

Oh, I beat that....

Spunge

I sh1t in the shower and stomp it down the drain

Renegade Mechanic

Spunge wrote: »

I sh1t in the shower and stomp it down the drain

WAFFLE STOMP!!

Push Pop

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

That is utmost disgusting.

Come on its not that bad, urine is basically salt and water that comes from a human.

Hotale.com

Push Pop wrote: »

Come on its not that bad, urine is basically salt and water that comes from a human.

Nah, it's mank :P

orangesoda

pull the wire a masel and when i cant get an auld tissue i do it in a sock

Spunge

orangesoda wrote: »

pull the wire a masel and when i cant get an auld tissue i do it in a sock

and then wear the sock the next day

Dia1988

Hotale.com wrote: »

Sometimes I piss in the sink simply because I can't be bothered flushing the toilet.

What course have you put down on your CAO?

Water conservation?

Cienciano

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

That is utmost disgusting.

Urine is sterile. I use it to rinse off the dishes. I spray the food off with urine.

Renegade Mechanic

Cienciano wrote: »

Urine is sterile. I use it to rinse off the dishes. I spray the food off with urine.

Oh? Heh, I just bl-anned.

Turtyturd

Take a good look in the toilet after a dump.

'When did I have corn?'

Arthur Beesley

Spunge wrote: »

I sh1t in the shower and stomp it down the drain

I sh*t in the shower and leave it for someone else to stomp it down the drain.

Arthur Beesley

Turtyturd wrote: »

Take a good look in the toilet after a dump.

'When did I have corn?'

I just assumed that everyone did this? Important to keep track of your logs and monitor stool health.

Lucas Castroman

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

I often dine with my elbows resting on the table.

You bloody animal!

ArtyC

I bite my toenails after a shower

Supergurrier

Took a dump in a urinal in a place where i didn't get on with the management.

mosstin

Supergurrier wrote: »

Took a dump in a urinal in a place where i didn't get on with the management.

You mean, that's not allowed?

bluefinger

sometimes i go into the nope thread.

Cienciano

Cienciano wrote: »

I spray the food off with urine.

So do I in a way. Quite a few of the veg I serve up on my table - that I have grown myself - has been p'd on by your's truely.

Urine as Fertilizer. Enhances soil and accelerates fertilizers and composts. Messes with weeds and fungus. Messes with predators. And balances the 'ol PH as well.

The funny thing for me has always been how freaked out people get when you tell them the vegetables they just had were peed on - given that the same people never react so badly when you tell them how much cow manure - pig crap - dead fish "rubby dubby" - or pigeon **** (Guano) was involved.

Somehow the relatively sterile urine of a male human mammal is several levels of magnitude worse than rubbing in the excretions of any mix of mammals and non mammals.

So yes. I pee on my asparagus as it grows. It is and will remain the best asparagus in town. And I know what the shop bought asparagus YOU just ate has had on it

pappyodaniel

I use toe-nail clippings as tooth picks.

Hotale.com

thelad95 wrote: »

Am I the only one who tries to piss the skid-stain of the side of the bowl?

Surely we all do that?

mutley18

When I have a raging boner and need a piss i poke my dick through a gap in the shower door and let loose. No mess, no fuss.

cactuspaw

This is like a thread written by 2nd year boys.

Arthur Beesley

mutley18 wrote: »

When I have a raging boner and need a piss i poke my dick through a gap in the shower door and let loose. No mess, no fuss.

Are you pissing into or out of the shower?