Whats the stupidest thing you have ever done?

thestar

falling flat on my face while drunk and breaking my cheekbone would have to be mine.

ardle1

The gent that I am...... To get out off someone's way I Mounted an island in a shopping centre car park, and parked the sump perfectly on an embedded(higher than the rest)stone, ..... 10 min's later another gent towed me off slowly!!

I know it all sounds very 'sexual'! but it's true:o

darced

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orangesoda

Putting toothpaste on my penis end as a young teen

Lucifer MorningStar

Asked the nice lady in the shop for a 69 instead of a 99

Gremlinertia

Read the sex injuries thread.. :-S

nbar12

got kicked off a flight for losing my passport on the plane before take off...yes I'm a capper

Toots

orangesoda wrote: »

Putting toothpaste on my penis end as a young teen

why??? was it on purpose?

doulikeit

Toots* wrote: »

why??? was it on purpose?

Protect against cavities

beks101

My ex

danniemcq

Jumping of a pier at low tide

bear1

Drove on the right hand side of the road after spending 3 years abroad.. I was in Galway.
Nearly shat myself when a car came flying the around the bend

Wazdakka

Posting the entire list of stupid things I've done, would crash the Boards VB servers!

fleet_admiral

took a photo of myself on a phone i found in a pub just off o connell street...

gugleguy

fleet_admiral wrote: »

took a photo of myself on a phone i found in a pub just off o connell street...

What pub?

gugleguy

as a 12 year old, running into the circus ring in Duffy's circus in Enniscrone many many moons ago when the clowns asked the kids to join them. I had a candy floss in 1 hand . I tripped on the ring perimiter step. laughs all round.

Mr. Incognito

fleet_admiral wrote: »

took a photo of myself on a phone i found in a pub just off o connell street...

"Found"

_Redzer_

Drank a full bottle of whiskey in an hour, fell into a 12 hour coma on the couch, but woke up feeling great!

josip

Opened beer bottles for all my mates one night in Thalkirchen when we realised we didn't have a bottle opener.
With my teeth.

eamonnq

fleet_admiral wrote: »

took a photo of myself on a phone i found in a pub just off o connell street...

Which O'Connell Street ?

Davarus Walrus

I built a huge secret underground lair in an extinct volcano in a remote island off Japan. I used this to launch spacecraft that hijacked both American and Soviet spacecraft; this was to be used to heighten tension between the two Cold War superpowers.

All was going well until this pesky British secret agent showed up. I'll admit that I let hubris and arrogance get in the way, and instead of just shooting the man in the head, I devised a scheme where he would watch me carry out the final elaborate steps of my dastardly plan. This was to be my downfall, as he managed to escape and ruined the whole thing.

I rue letting my narcissism get in the way of a plan that had been so successful up to that point.

gugleguy

eamonnq wrote: »

Which O'Connell Street ?

Bah eamonnq!!!!!!
You mean in Dublin OR Limerick.

fleet_admiral

gugleguy wrote: »

What pub?

i didnt really

bear1

I'd bloody laugh if it was in Dublin like the thread
Fleet: you do know there is a thread around where someone lost a phone I believe in Dublin and the moron who took it took a photo of themselves. Coincidence?