How to unsay

Mrcreepypants

How does one go about unsaying something that was intended to be hilarious to a lady, but in fact turned out to be not hilarious at all but just rather disturbing and weird.

Now theres a tense silence between us which is just slowly increasing my perceived creepnisity level.

donvito99

This isn't in real time is it? Like happening right now?

eviltwin

what did you say?

donvito99

donvito99 wrote: »

This isn't in real time is it? Like happening right now?

He might be posting while staring at her

Reindeer

You're in a hole. Stop digging.

Un Croissant

Grab her breasts. Your comment will be instantly forgotten. Lucky you.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

eviltwin wrote: »

what did you say?

His username bight be a clue...

TheBody

Come clean about it all and explain that you meant it to be a joke! Simples!

folbotcar

Stop digging, say nothing more and learn the lesson. We all do it at some point.

dashcamdanny

Stare at her and start pinching your nipple.

usersame

If it was genuinely offensive then apologise

GerB40

Slap out your knob and say "they're everywhere, they're probably watching me right now". Then stare directly into her eyes with a shocked expression and say "they got to you too didn't they"..
All previous awkwardness will immediately disappear.

WoollyRedHat

Cackle manically, run around in circles, and shout "I'm deranged", several times, then shake it off and tell her you don't remember anything and what happened.

guitarzero

Out with it, what did you say?

Orim

Mrcreepypants wrote: »

How does one go about unsaying something that was intended to be hilarious to a lady, but in fact turned out to be not hilarious at all but just rather disturbing and weird.

Now theres a tense silence between us which is just slowly increasing my perceived creepnisity level.

Pop her earphones out.

MRnotlob606

drop the soap it will be worth it

RobbingBandit

Four/five simple words will do, I'm off my meds/I was off my meds.

deise08

Maybe she doesn't have a sense of humour? we do!

Mrcreepypants

TheBody wrote: »

Come clean about it all and explain that you meant it to be a joke! Simples!

Id love to say, but specific details would identify me and make the stalkerish situation even more weird.

Im sharing a place with her, just the two of us, shes a friend of an acquaintance.
I sent an hilarious text about what I get up to while shes out of the flat. With certain items.

She was meant to be down the pub half tipsy and text back something along the lines of 'lol you're nuts' but the text was more like 'are you being serious or is this a joke'. Turns out she was actually not tipsy.


(just going to look through her keyhole now to make sure she's not on boards)

Muise...

Mrcreepypants wrote: »

Id love to say, but specific details would identify me and make the stalkerish situation even more weird.

Im sharing a place with her, just the two of us, shes a friend of an acquaintance.
I sent an hilarious text about what I get up to while shes out of the flat. With certain items.

She was meant to be down the pub half tipsy and text back something along the lines of 'lol you're nuts' but the text was more like 'are you being serious or is this a joke'.

(just going to look through her keyhole now to make sure she's not on boards)

innuendo?

Mayweather vs Maidana

Never wait for a reaction when you make risky comments to women. Move srraight into another topic unapologetically. Worrying what she thinks dries the pussy like turkey in a microwave.

Banjo String

Take out your erect willy, stroke it slowly, while at the same time lick your lips.

She'll soon forget about any comment. Things could go either way from there. 50/50 you'll get the gards or a ride.

She'll forget about the comment though. Guaranteed.

Mrcreepypants

Mayweather vs Maidana wrote: »

Never wait for a reaction when you make risky comments to women. Move srraight into another topic unapologetically. Worrying what she thinks dries the pussy like turkey in a microwave.

Turkey is not on the menu, certainly not now anyway.

Some dignity pie would be nice though.

Lou.m

Mrcreepypants wrote: »

Id love to say, but specific details would identify me and make the stalkerish situation even more weird.

Im sharing a place with her, just the two of us, shes a friend of an acquaintance.
I sent an hilarious text about what I get up to while shes out of the flat. With certain items.

She was meant to be down the pub half tipsy and text back something along the lines of 'lol you're nuts' but the text was more like 'are you being serious or is this a joke'.


(just going to look through her keyhole now to make sure she's not on boards)

Some people are so ****ing stupid....

Your lack of social skills indicate that you would just mess it up anyway...

You would try to say something like ...'yeah that was a stupid joke sorry mate sorry if it upset or creeped you out I'm stupid'....but it would come out.. 'you left these three pubic hairs in the bathroom , you left them there for me to find right?'

Just say 'yeah that was a stupid joke sorry mate sorry if it upset or creeped you out I'm stupid'.

Or you could lie and say some else had your phone.

But I would just apologize.

guitarzero

Mrcreepypants wrote: »

Id love to say, but specific details would identify me and make the stalkerish situation even more weird.

Im sharing a place with her, just the two of us, shes a friend of an acquaintance.
I sent an hilarious text about what I get up to while shes out of the flat. With certain items.

She was meant to be down the pub half tipsy and text back something along the lines of 'lol you're nuts' but the text was more like 'are you being serious or is this a joke'. Turns out she was actually not tipsy.


(just going to look through her keyhole now to make sure she's not on boards)

Sex and humour are like semtex and a match around women. Dodgy.

Muise...

Lou.m wrote: »

Some people are so ****ing stupid....

Your lack of social skills indicate that you would just mess it up anyway...

You would try to say something like ...'yeah that was a stupid joke sorry mate sorry if it upset or creeped you out I'm stupid'....but it would come out.. 'you left these three pubic hairs in the bathroom , you left them there for me to find right?'

Just say 'yeah that was a stupid joke sorry mate sorry if it upset or creeped you out I'm stupid'.

Or you could lie and say some else had your phone.

But I would just apologize.

You just took all the funny out of the thread. :mad:

Un Croissant

Muise... wrote: »

You just took all the funny out of the thread. :mad:

There is always one.

Mrcreepypants

guitarzero wrote: »

Sex and humour are like semtex and a match around women. Dodgy.

Yes, I think these wise words sum it up, Ill leave it there.

Well at least someone else will learn from my errors, every dark cloud has a silver panty liner it seems.

Now ... time to face the storm.

Lou.m

Muise... wrote: »

You just took all the funny out of the thread. :mad:

Oops I take it back.


Sorry ...let the fun continue..

ArtyM

Reindeer wrote: »

You're in a hole. Stop digging.

Ignore this.
Keep digging, but dig upwards!

Ficheall

Lou.m wrote: »

Some people are so ****ing stupid....

Your lack of social skills indicate that you would just mess it up anyway...

You would try to say something like ...'yeah that was a stupid joke sorry mate sorry if it upset or creeped you out I'm stupid'....but it would come out.. 'you left these three pubic hairs in the bathroom , you left them there for me to find right?'

Just say 'yeah that was a stupid joke sorry mate sorry if it upset or creeped you out I'm stupid'.

Or you could lie and say some else had your phone.

But I would just apologize.

Although we can't be sure what the OP's text was, I suspect the response should possibly have been "obviously it's a ****ing joke", or a "don't be ridiculous - why would I risk ruining a banana when there's a perfectly good cucumber in the fridge?"

the culture of deference

Mrcreepypants wrote: »

(just going to look through her keyhole now to make sure she's not on boards)

When caught...

just keep on digging

"No of course I am not perving on you, I am just trying to find out from complete strangers if you think I am a weir......do

no wait let me explain

I have this thread about you on boards and ..............."