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i heard a voice...

  • 28-04-2014 9:45am
    #1
    SOSanyone
    Site Banned Posts: 26 ✭


    I heard a voice questioning me directly if I have a dick.

    oh god. crazy unevolved people. I swear.

    Have I ever told you about the stages a girl has to go through before they reach the kingdom of heaven?
    Okay. I think all women are crazy. If you don't think so,
    then I guess you are not yet a woman.
    Possibly you're still a girl.
    If you are not a girl and not yet a woman,
    then you must be a lesbian.
    When you have overcome that phase, only then you can become a woman.
    If Jessie J says its only a phase, then it must be.. .
    When being a woman is not enough, then you can try and work on becoming a goddess.
    Then meet the rest in paradise. God, only know where that is..


Comments

  • #2
    jane82
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,590 ✭✭✭jane82


    Yahweh I know you are here,
    Standing always by my side.

    Harambay lets pull together harambay.
    Day by day.


  • #3
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,183 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Well there's a minute I won't get back.


  • #4
    Custardpi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    Is this one of those breast cancer things where women post gibberish on the internet to "raise awareness"? Good luck with that.


  • #5
    jacksie66
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,988 ✭✭✭jacksie66


    This post has been deleted.


  • #6
    Knex*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    Ten out of ten. Would read again.

    Inspiring stuff, OP.


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  • #7
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    MarkR wrote: »
    Well there's a minute I won't get back.

    You're a very slow reader.


  • #8
    sadie06
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,706 ✭✭✭sadie06


    Give me a reason to love you. Give me a reason to be…eeee…..a woman.

    I just want to be a woman.


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Say again?


  • #10
    eamonnq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    If Jessie J says something it must be.


  • #11
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Pity the voice didn't tell you not to start ridiculous threads.


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