so you think you are going to sleep tonight

Skerries

1. I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.


2. The last thing I saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest, her other hand muffling my screams. I sat bolt upright, relieved it was only a dream, but as I saw my alarm clock read 12:06, I heard my closet door creak open.


3.Growing up with cats and dogs, I got used to the sounds of scratching at my door while I slept. Now that I live alone, it is much more unsettling.


4. In all of the time that I've lived alone in this house, I swear to God I've closed more doors than I've opened.


5. A girl heard her mom yell her name from downstairs, so she got up and started to head down. As she got to the stairs, her mom pulled her into her room and said "I heard that, too."


6. She asked why I was breathing so heavily. I wasn't.


7. My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was an intruder in our house. She was murdered by an intruder 2 years ago.


8. I awoke to the sound of the baby monitor crackling with a voice comforting my firstborn child. As I adjusted to a new position, my arm brushed against my wife, sleeping next to me.


9. I always thought my cat had a staring problem - she always seemed fixated on my face. Until one day, when I realized that she was always looking just behind me.


10. There's nothing like the laughter of a baby. Unless it's 1 a.m. and you're home alone.


11. I was having a pleasant dream when what sounded like hammering woke me. After that, I could barely hear the muffled sound of dirt covering the coffin over my own screams.


12. "I can't sleep," she whispered, crawling into bed with me. I woke up cold, clutching the dress she was buried in.


13. I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, "Daddy, check for monsters under my bed." I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, "Daddy, there's somebody on my bed."


14. You get home, tired after a long day's work and ready for a relaxing night alone. You reach for the light switch, but another hand is already there.


15. I can't move, breathe, speak or hear and it's so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.


16. She went upstairs to check on her sleeping toddler. The window was open and the bed was empty.


17. Don't be scared of the monsters, just look for them. Look to your left, to your right, under your bed, behind your dresser, in your closet but never look up, she hates being seen.


18. My daughter won't stop crying and screaming in the middle of the night. I visit her grave and ask her to stop, but it doesn't help.


19. After working a hard day, I came home to see my girlfriend cradling our child. I didn't know which was more frightening, seeing my dead girlfriend and stillborn child, or knowing that someone broke into my apartment to place them there.


20. There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping. I live alone.

Mariasofia

Yeah goodnight

chrisb1

Nope....i'm in work

Zed Bank

Sounds like psychosis OP, I strongly advise you see a mental health professional.

Washington Irving

All that pales in comparison to the thought of tomorrow's PL title decider.

Ruu

Yeah, yer gone in the head lad.

Vito Corleone

There's a smell of fart around and it wasn't me who farted. I live alone.

kryogen

I got uneasy around 13, 14, mainly cause the feckin light bulb went.

I remember reading a huge list like that before, probably off Reddit or something, some very unsettling ones out there

Halloween Jack

I've just bagged a bit of MD, not a hope I'm sleeping;(

kneemos

I like 13.

angeline

So this is the result from watching too many video games...

A dolphin will jump out of the water for a piece of fish, imagine what he'd do for some chips.

Ruu

angeline wrote: »

So this is the result from watching too many video games...

Who watches video games??? Odd household you must be in.:pac:

Pawn

yes

angeline

Ruubot2 wrote: »

Who watches video games??? Odd household you must be in.:pac:

Ha ha, I was thinking that when I typed it!! Well, whatever they're called these days, I bet the OP watches them.

kneemos

kneemos wrote: »

I like 13.

Which one is real, under or on top of the bed?

<shivers>

czechlin

Whatever it is that you're taking OP I want none of that!

Good night :mad:

HugsiePie

kneemos wrote: »

I like 13.

Im pretty sure I seen that in a movie

The Backwards Man

Well done me!

I sure know the threads to open when I'm in bed in a 75 year old house more than two miles away from the next living soul.

Smidge

Aren't these all plots/scenes from "The Twilight Zone"?

john the one

TL DR

Mint Sauce

chrisb1 wrote: »

Nope....i'm in work

Same here, but have to go home in a few hours.

punisher5112

Just drank a load of beer and shots.
now I find I can't sleep.

Not looking forward to the early morning wake up call.

Shifty11

Gonna have a ****

Antar Bolaeisk

Shifty11 wrote: »

Gonna have a ****

Plot twist, you were castrated two years ago.

Merkin

I stopped at point two because nobody calls a wardrobe a closet so it can't be true.

Ghost Buster

Morning OP. I slept grand but seems like you had a rough night

Stavros Murphy

My kids complained that they were kept awake by strange noises - creaking and groaning and screams. They reckon the house may indeed be haunted by evil spirits. Happily, I know different and the missus seems in great form too.