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Pub Tricks

  • 25-04-2014 11:34pm
    #1
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭


    Got any?


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  • #2
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Asking the barman can I have a pint of lager in a half pint glass.


  • #3
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    My mate, would disappear when it was his round.

    His nickname was Crime. Cos Crime don't pay.


  • #4
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    I watched a lad take a Euro out of an outstretched hand before the hands owner could close it - I copied it and won a load of euros, paid for a lot of scratch-cards, which paid for some nice holidays. Then I woke up and smelled the coffee.


  • #5
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    i used to love turning other peoples pints upside down
    i could turn them back be the feckers used to lift them


  • #6
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    My gay mate did the most amazing trick I've ever seen.

    Borrowed fifty quid from me, then vanished.


    With a poof.


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  • #7
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    Got any?

    Got any yourself?


  • #8
    dpofloinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 744 ✭✭✭dpofloinn


    Heres one bet your smoking friends that they couldnt hold all their fags in their hands ( this works best with a full box ) when they accept the challenge distribute the fags between their fingers then when the box has been emptied tear up the box ( make sure you have a spare box before you do it )


  • #9
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    Got any yourself?

    Never been in a pub.


  • #10
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    Never been in a pub.

    Right, you stocking up tricks till you reach your 18th bday so?


  • #11
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    dpofloinn wrote: »
    Heres one bet your smoking friends that they couldnt hold all their fags in their hands ( this works best with a full box ) when they accept the challenge distribute the fags between their fingers then when the box has been emptied tear up the box ( make sure you have a spare box before you do it )

    because why?


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  • #12
    dpofloinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 744 ✭✭✭dpofloinn


    Which part dont you understand?


  • #13
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    I can turn one pint into an all night session.


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I walked into a bar once.
    I said "ouch!"

    It was an iron bar.















    (Thank you Tommy Cooper:D)


  • #15
    Clairey__
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭Clairey__


    I can flip beer mats!

    My record was flipping about 38 beer mats on top of each other.


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