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Cheer us up

  • 24-04-2014 8:29pm
    #1
    cena
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,073 ✭✭✭✭


    Give us people that had a stressful day a laugh.

    Any good jokes


Comments

  • #2
    donvito99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    There are none.


  • #3
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    I've an appointment with the dentist tomorrow.

    2:30


  • #4
    jane82
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,590 ✭✭✭jane82


    What colour is a burp?





    Burple.


  • #5
    MadYaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,294 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker


    I have an exam tomorrow :( Be glad that you don't.


  • #6
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    donvito99 wrote: »
    There are none.

    One of the only things that made me laugh all day. Well done.

    You should find an inner peace, don't depend on others to cheer you up. Etc etc


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  • #7
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    You can't marmalade your cock up someone's arse!!!

    Have I don't that right OP??


  • #8
    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    One of the lads fell up the stairs in work

    its the little things in life


  • #9
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989




  • #10
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    Whenever I feel sad, I just visualise yer man that slipped on the ice on rte news a few years ago...... Instantly cheered up!


  • #11
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Gran Hermano wrote: »
    I'm in oncology at 3.

    I was going to do this :D
    But then I thought "Wait, if he really is and just hasn't gotten the joke I'll be like this :o"


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  • #12
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    rainbowdrop wrote: »
    Whenever I feel sad, I just visualise yer man that slipped on the ice on rte news a few years ago...... Instantly cheered up!

    Thing number two. :D


  • #13
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Smidge wrote: »
    I was going to do this :D
    But then I thought "Wait, if he really is and just hasn't gotten the joke I'll be like this :o"

    Terminal ain't just a place where air planes park up.


  • #14
    Ten of Swords
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,383 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords


    rainbowdrop wrote: »
    Whenever I feel sad, I just visualise yer man that slipped on the ice on rte news a few years ago...... Instantly cheered up!

    It really works too!! :D

    Moderator: Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender, Vegan & Vegetarian

    Category Moderator: Social & Fun



  • #15
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I had a good joke lined up for a thread like this and I can't fcuking remember it now.

    It had something to with Tommy Cooper and ABBA


  • #16
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Gran Hermano wrote: »
    Terminal ain't just a place where air planes park up.

    Make me feel better by saying you got the dentist joke?????

    Please?????


  • #17
    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    You're Welcome

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMJZakLj3h8


  • #18
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    why cant stevie wonder see his mates?

    because hes married


  • #19
    jokettle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭jokettle


    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick!


    What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

    A stick!

    What else is brown and sticky?

    Molasses.


  • #20
    Bananatop
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 166 ✭✭Bananatop


    What do you call a black man who flies a plane?













    A pilot you racist


  • #21
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Here, dude tries out Oculus Rift, skip in 1 min.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odax7F3tWhM


    you're welcome. ;)


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