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Have I invented this word or heard it?

  • 24-04-2014 5:36pm
    #1
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭


    G O B S H I T E R Y.

    ???

    :)

    Post your invented words here.


Comments

  • #2
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    Bubblecleavage.

    A certain type of cleavage.


  • #3
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Cúntybox


  • #4
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Cromulent.


  • #5
    Molester Stallone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone


    Kaffaluvincarin
    (look it up on Urban Dictionary)


  • #6
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Bollokythreadery.


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  • #7
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Mittens


  • #8
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    Funaivete.

    The fun of experiencing and seeing the world through rosy colored specs.


  • #9
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Twatter

    Talking uncopious amounts of shite about twitter.


  • #10
    Pacing Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,075 ✭✭✭Pacing Mule


    Spunkbubble

    Needs no explanation.


  • #11
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    Cuntankerous.

    Cantankerous with an extra dose of C UN T ERY


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  • #12
    stoeger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 310 ✭✭stoeger


    Mycocksaflopin


  • #13
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    fapacified

    When a man is content after masturbation.


  • #14
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Cuntomer

    noun vulg. slang

    A contemptible customer.


  • #15
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    stoeger wrote: »
    Mycocksaflopin

    It's fapacified.


  • #16
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    RayM wrote: »
    Cuntomer

    noun vulg. slang

    A contemptible customer.

    That's a good one.


  • #17
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    fapack

    A standby kit a man has for masturbation including tissue any lubricant and porn.


  • #18
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    A variation of your own word is Gobsheenery.

    A bachelor of Bolloxology. A degree in something that won't get you a job and requires further time spent in education. I started off in an Arts degree myself so that's where the phrase was coined.


  • #19
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    eejitism: The act or process of being an eejit.
    Toolery: A group of tools (people).
    Toolbox: One for whom the label "tool" just doesn't cut it.


  • #20
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,460 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    God.


  • #21
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    Fapeeper

    Masturbating voyeur.


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  • #22
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    Clitardy
    A woman who takes a long time to come.

    She's clitardy.


  • #23
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    clitstarts

    Women who come quickly.


  • #24
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    Gravester.

    Dead person.


  • #25
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Lou.m wrote: »
    Clitardy
    A woman who takes a long time to come.

    She's clitardy.


    A Cocktard

    A man who is clueless in the sack.
    Sexually inept.
    An unpopular fellow, who is generally derided by his partners.

    Use
    "How was your night?"
    "Ah it was Shyte(see shít/faeces) the cocktard hadn't a clue."


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