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Home Alone for 2 days

  • 22-04-2014 11:32am
    #1
    kinklee7
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 67 ✭✭


    Back in work Thurs (Contract). Already today I have cleaned my flat to within an inch of its life, Gone to Aldi/Tesco, Put on a wash, A shower, Bought cans for later, went to library and don't feel like going out again. Will I write a play ?. I cant watch anything online cos of crap dongle, 4G my arse ! Any Idea's ?


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  • #2
    Barely There
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    Rent Home Alone - it's hilarious.


  • #3
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    White boxers, white socks

    be Jerry Maguire.


  • #4
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    kinklee7 wrote: »
    Back in work Thurs (Contract). Already today I have cleaned my flat to within an inch of its life, Gone to Aldi/Tesco, Put on a wash, A shower, Bought cans for later, went to library and don't feel like going out again. Will I write a play ?. I cant watch anything online cos of crap dongle, 4G my arse ! Any Idea's ?

    People still use those pieces of sh1t?????


  • #5
    Captain Farrell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 222 ✭✭Captain Farrell


    Pot noodles and furious masturbation.


  • #6
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Walk around in the nip and leave the door open when you are having a dump!

    Both very liberating experiences!


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  • #7
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Orgy..They can "Cum" to you


  • #8
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    Captain Farrell wrote: »
    Pot noodles and furious masturbation.

    I assumed he had already gotten the fap in. Gone noon...


  • #9
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Beat your dick like it owes you money


  • #10
    kinklee7
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 67 ✭✭kinklee7


    Apathy has set in, Don't even feel like a w--k ! Oh dear. PS David Moyes feels worse than me BUT has more money ! Sigh


  • #11
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    The Master wrote: »
    Beat your dick like it owes you money

    Beat you dick with a baseball bat or hurley..Whatever your into


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  • #12
    BlimpyBoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭BlimpyBoy


    Play with your dongle.


  • #13
    grizzly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭grizzly


    Do you have to stay indoors? Go for a run to clear your head.


  • #14
    cletus van damme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 960 ✭✭✭cletus van damme


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    I assumed he had already gotten the fap in. Gone noon...

    he must be ready for round 2 by now so.


  • #15
    Gannicus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    I love when this situation arises in my house.

    Go down and get a fúck tonne of now super cheap Easter eggs and pig out for the day and stroll around in the nip all day too. then inbetween feedings fap till your hearts content.


  • #16
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    kinklee7 wrote: »
    Apathy has set in, Don't even feel like a w--k ! Oh dear. PS David Moyes feels worse than me BUT has more money ! Sigh

    Apply for his job.


  • #17
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    bumper234 wrote: »
    Apply for his job.

    You just got me wondering - there must be some deluded people who will send off their CV and covering letter to Man United for the job.


  • #18
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    You just got me wondering - there must be some deluded people who will send off their CV and covering letter to Man United for the job.

    Well there are usually at least 10 in the pub every Sunday who talk like they know better :D


  • #19
    apollo8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭apollo8


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    You just got me wondering - there must be some deluded people who will send off their CV and covering letter to Man United for the job.

    http://img.rasset.ie/00004e7a-642.jpg


  • #20
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    I'm on tenterhooks to see how this pans out.


  • #21
    kinklee7
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 67 ✭✭kinklee7


    anncoates wrote: »
    I'm on tenterhooks to see how this pans out.

    Writing a play or book at the moment !


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  • #22
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Have you ever considered reading as a pastime?


  • #23
    homemadecider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭homemadecider


    Go for a run, then have a long hot bath. Optional additions are a glass of wine and a book.


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