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What music did Jesus listen to?

  • 19-04-2014 2:59pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,113 ✭✭✭


    Seeing that it's Easter and all. I reckon he was into old-school death metal and liked to do that windmill thing with his long hair. He also rose from the dead, how metal is that?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,815 ✭✭✭SimonTemplar


    Jesus Christ Superstar, obviously.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,113 ✭✭✭SilverScreen


    Jesus Christ Superstar, obviously.
    Yes, he needed the aul ego massage every now and again as well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Nine inch nails.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭LowOdour


    The Carpenters....recommended by his father


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭karaokeman


    Probably Ancient Greek or whatever was listened to 2014+ years ago.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,361 ✭✭✭Declan A Walsh


    karaokeman wrote: »
    Probably Ancient Greek or whatever was listened to 2014+ years ago.

    If you go back 2014+ years ago, you are into BC, i.e. Before Christ! This is 2014 AD!

    Maybe he liked one or two songs by Monty Python - Every Sperm is Sacred or Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (the latter was sung at the closing crucifixion scene in The Life of Brian)!

    Maybe Jesus would have liked "I Say a Little Prayer" (Aretha Franklin version).

    How about some of George Harrison's songs - he always had a spiritual side, for example My Sweet Lord.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,695 ✭✭✭December2012


    Judas Priest?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭karaokeman


    If you go back 2014+ years ago, you are into BC, i.e. Before Christ! This is 2014 AD!

    Maybe he liked one or two songs by Monty Python - Every Sperm is Sacred or Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (the latter was sung at the closing crucifixion scene in The Life of Brian)!

    Maybe Jesus would have liked "I Say a Little Prayer" (Aretha Franklin version).

    How about some of George Harrison's songs - he always had a spiritual side, for example My Sweet Lord.

    My bad, just checked facts and it appeared he died in 30-33 AD. I thought it was 0 when he was crucified.

    Honestly there's so many gospel songs written about Jesus, if I were him and I travelled in a time machine to the 21st century I would be flattered to hear it all for the first time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,281 ✭✭✭Gmol


    AD/BC


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    karaokeman wrote: »
    I thought it was 0 when he was crucified.

    Crucifying a new born baby; even by Biblical standards that'd have been fairly bleak!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭losthorizon


    Crucifying a new born baby; even by Biblical standards that'd have been fairly bleak!

    Well Herod had all the newly born babies killed.

    Well Jesus spoke Aramaic so something like this



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭pauldla


    Abba.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton




  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,769 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manach


    Soul Music?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,457 ✭✭✭Rigsby


    Manach wrote: »
    Soul Music?

    Best answer so far !! :D



    My suggestion....."Guns and Moses".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,113 ✭✭✭SilverScreen


    I'm surprised nobody has mentioned The Jesus and Mary Chain.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,564 ✭✭✭notnumber


    kim wilde's 'you just keep me hanging on' was popular at the time as well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    Actually now that I think of it weren't the stones formed around the time of his birth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 292 ✭✭Rory Gallagher


    Jesus listened to a variety of music.
    However his groundbreaking band 'De Jaaaaaysus Chuurist Expeerience' was mainly known for its unique style of Satanic Death Metal and Emo music.Best Guitarist ever.


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 11,382 Mod ✭✭✭✭lordgoat


    Drop kick me Jesus through the goalposts of life - Mac Davis.


    Yes it's a real song. Jesus had a nice left peg on him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,949 ✭✭✭SouperComputer


    The Carpenters?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 445 ✭✭rwg


    Strictly Gospel I believe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Stairway to Heaven?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Slayer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Anything by "Nazareth"


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