Maundy Thursday in the Easter festivities. Who would you invite to a last supper?

efb

Not your family or anyone you are related to, but who famous and living would you invite to a last supper?

Stephen Fry
Muhammad Ali
Samuel L Jackson
Lady Gaga
Madonna
Mary McAleese
Arsene Wenger
Brian O'Driscoll
Angela Merkel
Kevin Spacey
Aaron Paul
Katie Taylor

This is subject to change

Frosty McSnowballs

Bridget the midget
Andre the Giant (he's not really deaded)
The guy who painted YellowFeathers wall
TeddyTedson....he's famous here.
That German Cannibal guy
The Hoff
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Daniel O Donnels sisters, dog walker
The guy who invented popcorn
The guy who invented putting crisps in popcorn.

Hasn't this thread been done a lot....sticking 'Easter' on it doesn't change the concept.

efb

But it's 12! And one betrays you!

I predict Stephen Fry being on the majority of lists.

I'd have to give this serious though. 11 other guests is a lot and my table only seats six - on both sides.

Frosty McSnowballs

efb wrote: »

But it's 12! And one betrays you!

Who the hell has a table to seat 13 people? I can only get 10 around mine.

Plus, all yours will betray you. They'd just get pissed and fcuk, knocking over the Easter Tree, elbows in the Easter Potato sauce, robbing the bars from your Easter Eggs.

Even the half naked guy you paid to wear the gimp version of an Easter bunny outfit, while serving dinner will betray you. All he wants to do is steal the socks off the guests and put them on Adverts.

efb

I got one of them fold out tables.

Frosty McSnowballs

efb wrote: »

I got one of them fold out tables.

Well laa dee da! And here's me thinking I was the fancy one

Enjoy your dinner party! Don't skimp on the gravy!

Balmed Out

Roy Keane
Mick McCarthy
Damon Alburn
Liam Gallagher
Sineid O'conor
Miley Cyrus
Cheryl Cole
Nadine Coyle
Alex Ferguson
aRSENE wENGER
Mesi
Christiano Ronaldo

Uriel.

Well I'd never pass up an opportunity for a grand oul orgy, so I'll leave aside this crap of choosing wonderful conversational and witty guests and such and instead I'd be going with 12 hot women and healthy dose of which will involve High levels of slutiness.

At the moment I'm only decided on
Emilia Clarke
Raven Riley
Aspen Miller
Rachel Bilson
Naomi Watts
Charlize Theron

It's too early in the morning to make any more tough choices. The other half of the supper squad remains under review

Badly Drunk Boy

Aren't ye all fancy with yer 'tables'?!?

If I invited Stephen Fry to a dinner party, it'd only be to bring him down a notch or two.

efb

I've a feeling I'm going to get drunk and make a pass at Aaron, Madonna will probably get asked to leave for offending everyone, mostly Gaga.

Stavros Murphy

I suppose having it ove a few days is alright, but jasus, maunday to thursday? The gaff would be wrecked and I'd run out of booze by tuesday morning.

efb

I might swap Katie Taylor for Uma Thurman.

stefan idiot jones

Lemmy
Ozzy
Tom Araya
Dave Mustaine
James Hetfield
Kelly Jones
Angus Young
Robert Plant
Steve Harris
John Lydon
Bruce Foxton

and Lars Ulrich. He would betray me and rock 'n' roll because he's a sold out, greedy dwarf and we could all take turns battering the balding poisonous prick.

Long Live Rock 'N' Roll.

efb

As Madonna left I've invited Pope Francis

Merkin

Terry Wogan
Joan Rivers
Zig and Zag
Noam Chomsky
French and Saunders
Stephen Fry
Haruki Murikami
Orvil
Michel Roux
David Norris

Banjo String

I'm planning an Easter dinner on Sunday.

Need your advice.
There's 8 legs of venison for sale in Aldi for €40.

Is that 2 deer?

cloud493

Why do they call deer venison? might as well just say 'deer legs'

Margaret Mead
Bob Geldof
Pope Francis
Sam Harris
Miranda Hart
Leonard Cohen
Lauren Bacall
Bill Gates
Norman Scwhartzkopf
Napoleon Chagnon
Michael D. Higgins

That covers chats on most of the things I'm interested in.

Edit: Dead people are miraculously alive for the purposes of my dinner party.

Garrigai

Michael O'Neill
Sir Alex Ferguson
Roy Keane
Brian O'Driscoll
Joe Schmidt
Paul O'Connell
Bertie Ahern
Mary McAleese
Pope Francis
Bono
Michael O'Leary
Denis O'Brien

wazky

Louie Spence and 9 crocodiles.

gugleguy

Boardsies on gugleguy's ignore list.:cool:

Yamanoto

Adam Buxton
Louis Theroux
John McCririck
Eoin McDevitt
Rachel Johnson (sister o' Boris)
Jeff Bridges
Ronan O'Gara
Oz Clarke
Tim Vickery
Nigel Farage
Nell McCafferty
Karl Pilkington


- Jeff would sort the weed, Oz the last supper wine & Farage would betray us all no doubt.

hardCopy

cloud493 wrote: »

Why do they call deer venison? might as well just say 'deer legs'

Why do they call cows beef?
Why do they call pigs pork?
Why do they call sheep mutton?

Artful_Badger

Stephen Fry
Richard Dawkins
Mark Knopfler
David Mitchell
Susie Dent
Stephen Colbert
Neil DeGrasse Tyson
William Shatner
Michael Palin
Dylan Moran

I Heart Internet

Artful_Badger wrote: »

Stephen Fry
Richard Dawkins
Mark Knopfler
David Mitchell
Susie Dent
Stephen Colbert
Neil DeGrasse Tyson
William Shatner
Michael Palin
Dylan Moran

Colbert and Palin can stay. The rest seem like right bores!

Calibos

Artful_Badger wrote: »

Stephen Fry
Richard Dawkins
Mark Knopfler
David Mitchell
Susie Dent
Stephen Colbert
Neil DeGrasse Tyson
William Shatner
Michael Palin
Dylan Moran

I misread Michael Palin as Sarah and thought your grouping would be unfair to the poor deluded lady.

BTW. WTF is Maundy Thursday. Is it a culchie thing?

Artful_Badger

Calibos wrote: »

I misread Michael Palin as Sarah and thought your grouping would be unfair to the poor deluded lady.

BTW. WTF is Maundy Thursday. Is it a culchie thing?

First I ever hard of it too. Who'd have thunk it was real.

Maundy Thursday (also known as Holy Thursday, Covenant Thursday, Great and Holy Thursday, Sheer Thursday and Thursday of Mysteries) is the Christian feast, or holy day, falling on the Thursday before Easter. It commemorates the Maundy and Last Supper of Jesus Christ with the Apostles as described in the Canonical gospels.[1] It is the fifth day of Holy Week, and is preceded by Holy Wednesday and followed by Good Friday.[2]

I think I'm gonna call it "Thursday of Mysteries" though and just point out anything odd and declare it a mystery.

Artful_Badger

I Heart Internet wrote: »

Colbert and Palin can stay. The rest seem like right bores!

I'll take bores having a civilised discussion over attention seeking twats making noise any day.

I Heart Internet

Artful_Badger wrote: »

I'll take bores having a civilised discussion over attention seeking twats making noise any day.

Shatner is a good egg too to be fair.

Artful_Badger

I Heart Internet wrote: »

Shatner is a good egg too to be fair.

Not a fan of Dylan Moran or David Mitchell ?

cloud493

Jeremy Paxman
Robert Downey Jr
Seth mcfarlane
Nigel Farage
Zooey Deschanel
J.K Rowling
Max Hastings
Chris Evans
Scarlett Johanson.

Crumpets

Sir Ian McKellen
Brendon Gleeson
Kevin Bridges
David Mitchell
Graham Norton
Meryl Streep
Miranda Hart
Jack Whitehall
Jennifer Lawrence
Benedict Cumberbatch
Denzel Washington
Christoph Waltz

I Heart Internet

Artful_Badger wrote: »

Not a fan of Dylan Moran or David Mitchell ?

David Mitchell is funny....but not sure he's "Dinner funny"

I must come up with a list of my own for ye to critique.

efb

Oh some good ones

Pumpkinseeds

I'd get the 12 apostles and 'out' Judas. Poor Judas gets a bad rap. The guy was born to betray Jesus. It was his destiny, if you like and believe in all that. I can't really remember, didn't he hang himself out of guilt for betraying Jesus?

Calibos

I'd have shopped the deluded fecker with the messiah complex for a few sheckles too tbh

efb

good party, Aaron grabbed the bushmills and left, Angela Merkel made a pass at Stephen Fry