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2 inches taller or 2 inches longer

  • 16-04-2014 9:34pm
    #1
    Robson Lobson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 75 ✭✭


    I'd prefer taller to be honest. I'm 5'10" so it would be nice to be 6'.


Comments

  • #2
    Uriel.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,062 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    It's not the size, it's what you do with it. Or so the little chaps say


  • #3
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    I suppose in the right application, it makes a big difference....


  • #4
    Slicemeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭Slicemeister


    Tie it onto the next hitch you see and wait a while. Should sort it out OP.


  • #5
    Jonny Blaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    I require neither.. ;)


  • #6
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    If I was 2 inches longer I'd be known as baguette man or something.


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  • #7
    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Neither, pick girth, ladies love girth....


  • #8
    Sulla Felix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,442 ✭✭✭Sulla Felix


    I'd pick taller. I'm 6' so maybe that's being greedy but my "little" brother is taller than me which bugs me. :pac:


  • #9
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    neither :)




    and yes honestly.

    I dont hate myself for what I am not ;)


  • #10
    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Sulla Felix wrote: »
    I'd pick taller. I'm 6' so maybe that's being greedy but my "little" brother is taller than me which bugs me. :pac:

    Christ, you must be like a tripod.


  • #11
    Curly Judge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,708 ✭✭✭Curly Judge


    Both!


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  • #12
    Sulla Felix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,442 ✭✭✭Sulla Felix


    PirateShampoo wrote: »
    Christ, you must be like a tripod.
    Ok, maybe I misunderstood. Are we not choosing between cóck length or body height?


  • #13
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    Why shoot for 2? Aim high, go for 10". Both ways.


  • #14
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,284 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    OP buy yourself a car, it's what puny men do to compensate.


  • #15
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    OP buy yourself a car, it's what puny men do to compensate.

    I thought thats why they started fights :confused:


  • #16
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Two inches longer and I would get no sex


  • #17
    GenieOz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 892 ✭✭✭GenieOz


    Taller, I'm happy down below.


  • #18
    D1stant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭D1stant


    If you lie horizontally, taller is longer


  • #19
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    D1stant wrote: »
    If you lie horizontally, taller is longer

    Good luck lying vertically. :D


  • #20
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    2 inches taller, I already have to tuck the damn thing into my sock.


  • #21
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    wazky wrote: »
    2 inches taller, I already have to tuck the damn thing into my sock.

    Short legs are a curse. :p


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  • #22
    Robson Lobson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 75 ✭✭Robson Lobson


    Stavros Murphy wrote: »
    Short legs are a curse. :p

    he should opt for the height then.


  • #23
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Taller. 5'10" would be nice. I don't mind though never been an issue. 2 stone lighter most preffered!


  • #24
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    6ft4 and never had any complaints about my height either :pac:


  • #25
    jaffusmax
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭jaffusmax


    Neither I am finely balanced with perfect equilibrium. Even half an additional Inch on my member would cause women to flee in terror and I would cause panic by leaving snake trails while walking on the beach.


  • #26
    Antar Bolaeisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    Banjo String wrote: »
    If I was 2 inches longer I'd be known as baguette man or something.

    So what are you now, petit pain man?


  • #27
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Demi baguette?


  • #28
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Antar Bolaeisk wrote: »
    So what are you now, petit pain man?

    I pmsl at that on the train. Imagining a guy with a bread roll in his zipper!


  • #29
    Too Tough To Die
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭Too Tough To Die


    I'll opt for the freakishly large penis, tyvm.


  • #30
    brinty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,333 ✭✭✭brinty


    efb wrote: »
    I pmsl at that on the train. Imagining a guy with a bread roll in his zipper!

    He'd have plenty of girth for the ladies ;)


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