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Durex Real Feel

  • 16-04-2014 9:30pm
    #1
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭


    What's the verdict lads? Still have 2 left from a box of 12 Ultra Thin I've had for past year and a half. So haven't taken it for a test spin yet. Very excite.


Comments

  • #2
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    The work of the devil.


  • #3
    maguic24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    What's the verdict lads? Still have 2 left from a box of 12 Ultra Thin I've had for past year and a half. So haven't taken it for a test spin yet. Very excite.

    And I thought I wasn't getting much action....:pac:


  • #4
    Joeseph Balls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭Joeseph Balls


    They dont fcukin feel real. I wasted money on a family box last year...


  • #5
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    I prefer condominiums.


  • #6
    Benny-c
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 398 ✭✭Benny-c


    Holy mother of god......................(grabs rosary beads-rings Joe Duffy)

    the youth of today Joe, it would never happen in my day..............


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  • #7
    Uriel.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,062 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    They feel like...

    ... You're wearing nothing at all... Nothing at all


  • #8
    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Hang on a second, I've 2 left from a pack of 12, but uve still to find out how they feel on the little soldier.

    So what exactly have you been doing with them?


  • #9
    mikehunts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 371 ✭✭mikehunts


    Safe sex is for knobs.


  • #10
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    mikehunts wrote: »
    Safe sex is for knobs.
    And vaginas.


  • #11
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    A little known fact about condoms.

    They were invented in 1969 by German engineer Fitz Nycentyte.


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  • #12
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Worst 'I'm having sex tonight' post ever.


  • #13
    WhiteWalls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 945 ✭✭✭WhiteWalls


    Banjo String wrote: »
    A little known fact about condoms.

    They were invented in 1969 by German engineer Fitz Nycentyte.

    and they go on your bango string


  • #14
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Joeseph Balls wrote: »
    They dont fcukin feel real. I wasted money on a family box last year...

    :eek:


  • #15
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    It has to be said, and we're all adults here; if you haven't had sex without a condom then you're a virgin. :p


  • #16
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    Degrading thread. Degrading.


  • #17
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    Cantremember wrote: »
    Degrading thread. Degrading.

    You reckon the rubbers gone off from lying around so long? Could be right.


  • #18
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Scumbag was another word for condom


  • #19
    maguic24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    catallus wrote: »
    It has to be said, and we're all adults here; if you haven't had sex without a condom then you're a virgin. :p

    Oh christ, not again.

    I rather be a virgin megastore than STI central.


  • #20
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    catallus wrote: »
    It has to be said, and we're all adults here; if you haven't had sex without a condom with a woman to whom you have been married in a Roman Catholic sacrament then you're a virgin. :p

    FYP


  • #21
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    maguic24 wrote: »

    I rather be a virgin megastore than STI central.

    You're durty :D


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  • #22
    Adamantium
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    As part of the License fee this year, Primetime will be sending a box of these every to horny teenager around the country en masse like the iodine tablets

    All the realness of sex.
    None of the fun.
    DIY.


  • #23
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    catallus wrote: »
    It has to be said, and we're all adults here; if you haven't had sex without a condom then you're a virgin. :p

    Barebacking???


  • #24
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    efb wrote: »
    Barebacking???

    It's the only way. Wearing a condom is just the same as riding one of those rubberdolls.


  • #25
    Slicemeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭Slicemeister


    catallus wrote: »
    It's the only way. Wearing a condom is just the same as riding one of those rubberdolls.

    Condoms must be great so.


  • #26
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    catallus wrote: »
    It's the only way. Wearing a condom is just the same as riding one of those rubberdolls.

    Very true. The withdrawal method is better - Bank withdrawals, to pay child-support..


  • #27
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    catallus wrote: »
    It's the only way. Wearing a condom is just the same as riding one of those rubberdolls.

    I don't want to get HIV


  • #28
    maguic24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    catallus wrote: »
    You're durty :D

    No, I'm clean.


    because I use protection. ;)


  • #29
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    catallus wrote: »
    It's the only way. Wearing a condom is just the same as riding one of those rubberdolls.

    Your doll must have a lot of interactivity.


  • #30
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Stavros Murphy wrote: »
    I prefer condominiums.

    They're not 100% safe.


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  • #31
    Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,957 ✭✭✭Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime


    Condoms ? Eh ahh right :pac:

    No woman ever believes me when I say theres no point they all rip on me.


    They only believe after they tried and failed and they get to try a different method ! E.g. injection and pill etc.... lleavingmore fun both sides !


  • #32
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    syklops wrote: »
    They're not 100% safe.

    Pfft, biggest job is getting them to fit on me kn0b - they're too flat.


  • #33
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »
    Condoms ? Eh ahh right :pac:

    No woman ever believes me when I say theres no point they all rip on me.


    They only believe after they tried and failed and they get to try a different method ! E.g. injection and pill etc.... lleavingmore fun both sides !

    Cut your fingernails.


  • #34
    Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,957 ✭✭✭Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime


    Stavros Murphy wrote: »
    Cut your fingernails.

    I do... and my toe nails cos im a big boy :)



    To answer your question OP why feck around with virtual reality when you can enjoy the reality !


  • #35
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Remember last year. Bill gates was offering a 100k or something to someone who makes a better condom. Ones that people would want to use, as in a different design......what a load of ****.


  • #36
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    Remember last year. Bill gates was offering a 100k or something to someone who makes a better condom. Ones that people would want to use, as in a different design......what a load of ****.

    Microsoft - softer, thinner, feels nicerer on your wang..and for the larger Lad, Microsoft XP...


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  • #37
    Rayne Wooney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,136 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    syklops wrote: »
    They're not 100% safe.

    What????

    They should write that on the box!!!


  • #38
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    Rayne Wooney wrote: »
    What????

    They should write that on the box!!!

    Every box they are intended for??? :eek: Chuck me a marker, I'll do that job, I'll take one for the team- safety first.


  • #39
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    Stavros Murphy wrote: »
    Microsoft - softer, thinner, feels nicerer on your wang..and for the larger Lad, Microsoft XP...

    And for PIH, it's iOS. ;)


  • #40
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    Cantremember wrote: »
    And for PIH, it's iOS. ;)

    Engrish prease. :D


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