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You've got to be codding me!!!

15-04-2014 1:01pm

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Kimbot

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This is hilarious:

http://www.breakingnews.ie/discover/norwegian-fisherman-finds-sex-toy-in-cods-stomach-627833.html

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#2 15-04-2014 1:02pm

wazky

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Imagine the smell of fish off it...

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#3 15-04-2014 1:02pm

Ruu

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In before something fishy pun.

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#4 15-04-2014 1:02pm

fro9etb8j5qsl2

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Something fishy going on there....

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#5 15-04-2014 1:02pm

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With a smile like that, that toy must still be working :pac:

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#6 15-04-2014 1:06pm

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"But then I could feel something hard deeper down, and lo and behold this dildo came out."

:pac:

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#7 15-04-2014 1:07pm

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Good to see Bjorn getting work after ABBA fell apart.

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#8 15-04-2014 1:09pm

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Ruubot2 wrote: »

In before something fishy pun.

Zayden Jolly Tumor wrote: »

Something fishy going on there....

Nailed it.

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#9 15-04-2014 1:27pm

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"Sexed up Cod lured to fishing bed by vibrator" DAILY MAIL

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#10 15-04-2014 1:37pm

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Odd plaice to find one.

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#11 15-04-2014 1:41pm

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Wash down with milton, new batteries and good to go again, his wife will be pleased.

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#12 15-04-2014 1:47pm

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Sir Arther Daley wrote: »

Wash down with milton, new batteries and good to go again, his wife will be pleased.

Happy anniversary

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#13 15-04-2014 1:57pm

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I'm off to the fish mongers to get fish for dinner. Don't know what I'll get yet. I'll just see what tickles my fancy

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#14 15-04-2014 2:06pm

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Why are people disposing of their sex toys in the ocean? Do they not realise how expensive sex toys are?

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#15 15-04-2014 2:11pm

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I've seen rabbits being pulled out of a hat before but this...

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#16 15-04-2014 2:42pm

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... so I says here's that sick squid I owe you...
and I gave him some calamari with the flu virus

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#17 15-04-2014 2:51pm

snaphook

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In Cod we Thrust.

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#18 15-04-2014 3:11pm

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naughtysmurf wrote: »

I've seen rabbits being pulled out of a hat before but this...

Unfortunately this kind of pollution is rampant in the North Sea

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#19 15-04-2014 3:23pm

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Dildos. The real fisherman's friend.

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#20 15-04-2014 3:49pm

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Thanks a million. I had fish for lunch

Next time I perusing the fish counter, Ill picture all the fishies swimming about in a North Sea soup of vibrators, dildos & used condoms

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#21 15-04-2014 4:22pm

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Banjo String wrote: »

Dildos. The real fisherman's friend.

And what does a fisherMAN do with a dildo exactly?

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#22 15-04-2014 4:25pm

gramar

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Banjo String wrote: »

Dildos. The real fisherman's friend.

I'd say he had a whale of a time.

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#23 15-04-2014 4:34pm

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Dildo finds Cod and is Bjørn again.

I just punched myself in the face.

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