I stand corrected

glued

Said the man in the orthopaedic shoes

kneemos

I see now said the man in the opticians.

Zed Bank

Well OK then.

Menas

WTF said me.

rwg

I dont get it

http://i.imgur.com/Kp4k0Kg.png

BNMC

Cracking!

HeidiHeidi

"I see", said the blind man, the hole in the wall.....

etc etc etc

kneemos

I've nailed it said the carpenter.

WilyCoyote

She was only a Garda's girlfriend but she knew every inch of his beat!

notnumber

rwg wrote: »

I dont get it

Try POF.

enda1

rwg wrote: »

I dont get it

said the virgin

Sir Arthur Daley

Right she said and she never wrote, but when she wrote she wrote pages.

Frosty McSnowballs

"I didn't touch those kids" said the man with no hands.

pablo128

The mathematician with a constipation problem managed to work it out with a pencil.

rwg

haha - everyones a comedian today

StompToWork

I was somewhat indifferent when I discovered I would need surgery to remove a testicle. I told my surgeon that I didn't really give a bollox. He said that I would soon.

Interestingly, he was a Russian surgeon. His name was Dr. Nokabollokov.

Vito Corleone

What's better than winning a silver medal at the special olympics?
Not being retarded.

Am I doing it right?

Procasinator

Vito Corleone wrote: »

What's better than winning a silver medal at the special olympics?
Not being retarded.

Am I doing it right?

You don't seem retarded, but it's hard to tell for sure...

Stavros Murphy

Deadly, said the rat, as he ate the poison.

delw

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

"I see", said the blind man, the hole in the wall.....

etc etc etc

"Ye liar said the dummy you can't see at all" can't beat the oldies

delw

A soldier who survived mustard gas & pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran

kneemos

rwg wrote: »

haha - everyones a comedian today

You're having a laugh.

catallus

Remember that there are no hypothetical internal relations. If a structure is given and a structural relation to it, then there must be
another structure with that relation to the first one. (This is involved in the nature of structural relations.)

And this speaks for the correctness of the above remark: it stops
it from being an evasion.

Geddit? Do ya? :pac:

El Weirdo

"It's all coming back to me" said the sailor as he pissed into the wind.

tayto lover

I am insane (in Seine) said the man who jumped into the river in Paris.

StompToWork

delw wrote: »

"Ye liar said the dummy you can't see at all" can't beat the oldies

I thought it was "Shut up said the deaf man, you can't see at all"? Because he was deaf? He couldn't have heard the blind man say anything! Because he was deaf. 's'funny!

not yet

Right she said and then she fainted..

I see said the blind man a fly on the wall, you're a liar said the deaf man you see nothing at all..

HeidiHeidi

StompToWork wrote: »

I thought it was "Shut up said the deaf man, you can't see at all"? Because he was deaf? He couldn't have heard the blind man say anything! Because he was deaf. 's'funny!

But if he was deaf, how would he have known that the blind man said anything in the first place

Dummy (mute in one version I've come across, more PC!) makes more sense.

ETA - have I just repeated what you posted? I might be mistaking this for serious thread. I'll shut up now.

HeidiHeidi

not yet wrote: »

Right she said and then she fainted..

I see said the blind man a fly on the wall, you're a liar said the deaf man you see nothing at all..

Right, she said, and then she went left.

El Weirdo

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

But if he was deaf, how would he have known that the blind man said anything in the first place

rainierwolfcastle.jpg

StompToWork

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

But if he was deaf, how would he have known that the blind man said anything in the first place

Dummy (mute in one version I've come across, more PC!) makes more sense.

ETA - have I just repeated what you posted? I might be mistaking this for serious thread. I'll shut up now.

Look, alls I know is that if the deaf man was deaf, how could he have heard that the blind man saw a hole in the wall that he couldn't see, because he was blind? So, this begs the question, if a blind man sees a hole in the wall in the forest, does he make a sound that a deaf man can't hear?

SamAK

StompToWork wrote: »

I thought it was "Shut up said the deaf man, you can't see at all"? Because he was deaf? He couldn't have heard the blind man say anything! Because he was deaf. 's'funny!

Don't you dare look at me in that tone of voice.

deise08

Shut your mouth and eat your dinner.

don't come running to me when you fall and break your leg

HeidiHeidi

StompToWork wrote: »

Look, alls I know is that if the deaf man was deaf, how could he have heard that the blind man saw a hole in the wall that he couldn't see, because he was blind? So, this begs the question, if a blind man sees a hole in the wall in the forest, does he make a sound that a deaf man can't hear?

Now yer talkin.

And I'm going to bed.

Confused.

Capt'n Midnight

I knew a guy who fell into an upholstery machine.

We were worried about him at the time, but he's fully recovered.

branie

Good Heavens

said the priest

e_e

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GhKwoWjAVk

sligojoek

deise08 wrote: »

Shut your mouth and eat your dinner.

don't come running to me when you fall and break your leg

Look at the dirt behind your ears.

sligojoek

She was only a poitín makers daughter but I loved her still.

"Are you mad?" .... "I'm not sayin'."

"Lovely hurling" said the woman and she at a football match.

Call Me Jimmy

"DRIVE YOUR CAAAAR" said the racist taxi driver.

Frank Lee Midere

I see, said the blind carpenter, as he took up his hammer and saw.

delw

As my mam would say when we were kids
"have you got clean underwear on"
me : "why"
mam: "in case you get hit by a bus & have to go to hospital"
:eek:

sea_monkey

Why couldn't the man find his map?

Cause he lost his map.

we'llallhavetea

I have a belly button

Lucy8080

I'm only a coalman's daughter... but i've plenty of slack in me knickers.

Mickey H

Vito Corleone wrote: »

What's better than winning a silver medal at the special olympics?
Not being retarded.

Am I doing it right?

Winning a Gold Medal surely?