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Choosing a super power?

  • 12-04-2014 11:42pm
    #1
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭


    If you could choose one part of your anatomy to shoot a super power from what would it be? I'd choose Sneezywoman, slightly allergic but deadly. What about achoooooooo?


Comments

  • #2
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Obviously cock.


  • #3
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,597 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Was going to say Russia or China based on thread title :(


  • #4
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    I already have one I can Snart


  • #5
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Obviously cock.

    Explain?


  • #6
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Male multiple orgasm.


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  • #7
    StinkyMunkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭StinkyMunkey


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Was going to say Russia or China based on thread title :(

    China gonna be the next America......


  • #8
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    I want laser beams to shoot out of my eyes. Could come in handy ..... melting snow and ice ......boiling water for tea ....killing zombies and evil dictators.


  • #9
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    X-Ray Specs


  • #10
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,597 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    StinkyMunkey wrote: »
    China gonna be the next America......
    The Indians better watch out then.


  • #11
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    X-Ray Specs

    They don't work .. ordered some off the back of a comic as a kid. :pac:


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  • #12
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    The ability to shoot boiling water out of my forefinger. Save me ages making coffee.


  • #13
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Super Strength.


  • #14
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    Explain?

    Self explanatory.


  • #15
    StinkyMunkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭StinkyMunkey


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    The Indians better watch out then.

    Im always amazed at how a world power always comes off the back of oppression!


  • #16
    GenieOz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 892 ✭✭✭GenieOz


    Ability to teleport.
    I'd get rich by being the worlds best drug smuggler, sure how would they ever put me in jail anyway?


  • #17
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Stavros Murphy wrote: »
    The ability to shoot boiling water out of my forefinger. Save me ages making coffee.

    What would you do with the other hand?


  • #18
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    LizzieJones wrote: »
    What would you do with the other hand?

    Milk and sugar. I could be called Burco-Man.


  • #19
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Stavros Murphy wrote: »
    Milk and sugar. I could be called Burco-Man.

    What is a Burco?


  • #20
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Stavros Murphy wrote: »
    Milk and sugar. I could be called Burco-Man.

    Should I ask what you'd stir with?


  • #21
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Should I ask what you'd stir with?

    His stir stick of course! :)


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  • #22
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    The ability to soak up unusual amounts of heat from my surroundings and release it when it's needed.

    I'd go to see someone in an old folk's home and the temperature inside would start dropping to around 30 degrees C, then 25, the staff turn the heating up to full blast and when I leave it will be a respectable 18-20 degrees.
    Then when I get home, no need to turn on the heating


  • #23
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    LizzieJones wrote: »
    What is a Burco?

    An old boiler -no burka jokes either. Despite the temptation. Yehad enough of that already.


  • #24
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Stavros Murphy wrote: »
    An old boiler -no burka jokes either. Despite the temptation. Yehad enough of that already.

    I considered it. :)


  • #25
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    Invisibility.

    Just for one day. Bring out my inner pervert.


  • #26
    Vito Corleone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Obviously cock.

    Reminds me of a Reddit post I saw before.
    Nananananananaanananananananana...
    FAPMAN!
    "Somebody help me...my kitten is trapped in this burning building"
    "Well this sounds like a job for...FAPMAN"
    "Worry not my fellow citizen, I am on it"
    *fapfapfapfapfap ...
    awkward silence everywhere
    *fapfapfapfapfap ...
    "Yeah...I dont think this is going to help"
    "Leave me alone dammnit, I know what I am doing"
    "Sir...we are going to have to ask you to ..."
    "NYANGANAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH"
    *SPLUSH!!!!
    "Here you go sir"
    "Oh Fapman, sorry we ever doubted you..."
    "Do not apologise, for I see my powers as a gift not to myself, but a gift to humanity good day"
    Fly Away.


  • #27
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    BNMC wrote: »
    Invisibility.

    Just for one day. Bring out my inner pervert.

    why limit yourself?


  • #28
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    I'd love to have the Ability to Make fermented alcoholic beverage made from apple juice, appear in every river I pee in.






































    I would be called "Cider Man"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • #29
    ElecKtrA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 321 ✭✭ElecKtrA


    My Super power would be the ability to resist pain and be able to fly!!! That would be awesome :-)


  • #30
    stmol32
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭stmol32


    darkpagandeath wrote: »
    I already have one I can Snart

    I'm dying to go to urbandictionary.com to see what "snart" means but I'll resist.
    Help a poster out?


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  • #31
    ZeroThreat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,241 ✭✭✭ZeroThreat


    I'd want to be like William Wallace and shoot lightning bolts from my arse.


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