new experiences

bberry2708

I had my first threesome today......kind of!

I went for a massage in a reputable establishment today where I go on occasion. About 10 minutes into it a second girl comes in and starts chatting to my masseuse. Next thing I know she starts joining in......

very enjoyable and at the regular price. First time for me but does it happen often?

Jonny Blaze

I am intrigued..

kneemos

Probably a loss leader.

bberry2708

Jonny Blaze wrote: »

I am intrigued..

Nothing naughty happened....im not that kind of girl

Alf. A. Male

That's a threesome? Jaysis, I had a 5-way in the lift in work this morning so and a 3-hander in a meeting. The queue in the coffee shop was obviously an orgy too. I'm tired just thinking back on all the group sex I didn't know I was having.

FortuneChip

bberry2708 wrote: »

Nothing naughty happened....im not that kind of girl

Now I'm intrigued!

Knex*

Ohh, PLOT TWIST. OP is a woman.

DOUBLE PLOT TWIST. It was literally just a massage.

Call Me Jimmy

Alf. A. Male wrote: »

That's a threesome? Jaysis, I had a 5-way in the lift in work this morning so and a 3-hander in a meeting. The queue in the coffee shop was obviously an orgy too. I'm tired just thinking back on all the group sex I didn't know I was having.

The best sex is the sex you don't know you're having

bberry2708

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

The best sex is the sex you don't know you're having

Couldn't agree more? They had one satisfied customer today!

snaphook

Had a threesome once and I even got a 69. Wahey!


My partners unfortunately had a poor day and had to settle for a 76 and a 77 respectively.

Banjo String

snaphook wrote: »

Had a threesome once and I even got a 69. Wahey!

I remember pulling a Chinese bird one night and taking her back to my flat. Things were going well, things were getting steamy. Suddenly she told me that whatever I wanted her to do, she would do it.

Grand says I. What about a 69?

She looked at me all depressed and told me if I wanted beef and Broccoli I was to cook it myself. :mad:

orangesoda

any happy ending at all?

Mr. Incognito

AH seems to be becoming full of this mundane crap that people used to think about on the bus before they digitally spewed it uncensored to the world.

Post it on twitter with the rest of the morons

Jonny Blaze

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

AH seems to be becoming full of this mundane crap that people used to think about on the bus before they digitally spewed it uncensored to the world.

Post it on twitter with the rest of the morons

Even from my own follower list alone I can count several nobel prize winners in literature, science and technology...

I wonder how many nobel prize winners are on boards?

Birneybau

Alf. A. Male wrote: »

That's a threesome? Jaysis, I had a 5-way in the lift in work this morning so and a 3-hander in a meeting. The queue in the coffee shop was obviously an orgy too. I'm tired just thinking back on all the group sex I didn't know I was having.

Pah, I was on a packed bus this morning!

Thankfully it only kicked off after the kids disembarked*

Edit: Originally said *"After the kids got off" but, a bit too loaded for AH.

Mr. Nice

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

AH seems to be becoming full of this mundane crap that people used to think about on the bus before they digitally spewed it uncensored to the world.

Post it on twitter with the rest of the morons

Bit harsh coming from a mod. I've had an infraction for less.

stefan idiot jones

snaphook wrote: »

Had a threesome once and I even got a 69. Wahey!


My partners unfortunately had a poor day and had to settle for a 76 and a 77 respectively.

Was that with fried or boiled rice?

LizzieJones

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

The best sex is the sex you don't know you're having

I had sex in someone else's dream once. I never knew about it until he told me.:D

D1stant

Alf. A. Male wrote: »

That's a threesome? Jaysis, I had a 5-way in the lift in work this morning so and a 3-hander in a meeting. The queue in the coffee shop was obviously an orgy too. I'm tired just thinking back on all the group sex I didn't know I was having.

I was at the Munster match last week. I'm still knackered

PizzamanIRL

FortuneChip wrote: »

Now I'm intrigued!

Because she's not a naughty girl?

Cantremember

Jonny Blaze wrote: »

Even from my own follower list alone I can count several nobel prize winners in literature, science and technology...

I wonder how many nobel prize winners are on boards?

There are two possibilities: you are a world class intellect or you don't understand "following" on social media.

Jonny Blaze

Cantremember wrote: »

There are two possibilities: you are a world class intellect or you don't understand "following" on social media.

Ha ha! I guess I meant the list of people of whom I am a follower but easy to misinterpret.

stefan idiot jones

I work in a nursing home with 136 elderly residents.

I evidently need help.

kowloon

I tried a pizza with doner meat on it a while back. New experience, but not one I'd repeat.

Banjo String

kowloon wrote: »

I tried a pizza with doner meat on it a while back. New experience, but not one I'd repeat.

Yep. Tried one before too. Minging.

Stavros Murphy

Jonny Blaze wrote: »

Even from my own follower list alone I can count several nobel prize winners in literature, science and technology...

I wonder how many nobel prize winners are on boards?

I'm fairly nobel and I also walked off with third in the "Support your local GAA" Raffle - a hamster full of exotic jams. So there's one. Anyway.

sullivlo

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

I'm fairly nobel and I also walked off with third in the "Support your local GAA" Raffle - a hamster full of exotic jams. So there's one. Anyway.

Oooh. Jam hamster. Do tell.

Stavros Murphy

sullivlo wrote: »

Oooh. Jam hamster. Do tell.

Pretty unique. Little git got into the wicker basket and ate all me preserves.:(