Calories in Strawberry Smoothie?

Stanlex

Firstly, sorry if I posted this in the wrong place. I most likely did.

How many calories would a Smoothie containing approx:

- 1 Normal sized banana
- 3 Medium scoops of Low Fat frozen yoghurt
- 5 shot glasses of orange juice
- half a pint of frozen strawberries

....have?

Thanks!

GenieOz

655

The Backwards Man

247

131spanner

About the same amount of calories as a hammock of apples.

Frosty McSnowballs

What colour are the strawberries?

Sir Arthur Daley

You cant be putting a banana in a strawberry milkshake OP.

cruais

Send an appeal out to some of our wexford boardsies, they are trippin over the strawberries down there

The Backwards Man

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

What colour are the strawberries?

It's the size of the bastards, not the colour. Was in Vegas lately, big as fcuking beach balls they were. That's not natural, no siree bob.

Ihatecuddles

350

gg2

Are you making one right now??

Davarus Walrus

The wonderful taste of fresh strawberries should never be lessened by fúcking them into a smoothie so you can disguise the taste of other foods that don't taste all that great.

They're pretty much at the top of the fruit taste pyramid.

gg2

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

The wonderful taste of fresh strawberries should never be lessened by fúcking them into a smoothie so you can disguise the taste of other foods that don't taste all that great.

They're pretty much at the top of the fruit taste pyramid.

Its all about pineapple

Ihatecuddles

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

The wonderful taste of fresh strawberries should never be lessened by fúcking them into a smoothie so you can disguise the taste of other foods that don't taste all that great.

They're pretty much at the top of the fruit taste pyramid.

All fruit tastes great. Melon is just amazing.

Must eat more fruit.

Frosty McSnowballs

mauzo! wrote: »

All fruit is amazing. Melon is just amazing.

Must eat more fruit.

Except for the hairy, bitter, testicle fruit!

THE KIWI

Ihatecuddles

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Except for the hairy, bitter, testicle fruit!

THE KIWI

I even eat the skin. Mmmmm testicle fruit.

gg2

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Except for the hairy, bitter, testicle fruit!

THE KIWI

Testicle fruit!!! That is brilliant!!

I am partial to a kiwi, hate the hard bitter ones

Frynge

mauzo! wrote: »

All fruit tastes great. Melon is just amazing.

Must eat more fruit.

Water melon mmmmhhhhh,

You eat, you drink, you wash your face.

Davarus Walrus

gg2 wrote: »

Its all about pineapple

I love pineapple. As it is. I feel its reputation has been sullied by the fact that it sometimes finds itself looking up at you as you tuck into a savoury dish.

A visit to the US last year confronted me with pineapple finding its way into: coleslaw, a roast chicken dish, Hawaiian 'breakfast', and an 'authentic' Thai curry.

As a fruit it deserves better.

Ihatecuddles

Frynge wrote: »

Water melon mmmmhhhhh,

You eat, you drink, you wash your face.

I love watermelon! So juicy.

gg2

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

I love pineapple. As it is. I feel its reputation has been sullied by the fact that it sometimes finds itself looking up at you as you tuck into a savoury dish.

A visit to the US last year confronted me with pineapple finding its way into: coleslaw, a roast chicken dish, Hawaiian 'breakfast', and an 'authentic' Thai curry.

As a fruit it deserves better.

I must say, I'm all over that, it's just so complementary to any dish!! Liver and pineapple mmmmmmmm

Davarus Walrus

gg2 wrote: »

I must say, I'm all over that, it's just so complementary to any dish!! Liver and pineapple mmmmmmmm

Jesus, if I was around in 1848 and that was thrown up to me then I'd have taken my chances on the boat.

WoollyRedHat

mauzo! wrote: »

I love watermelon! So juicy.

Just don't chuck it all into the blender.

gg2

Where did the OP go??? I hope he didn't accidentally put his head in the blender or anything

biko

It's a tricky one OP but here is the calculation:


First find out the calorie count for these items separately:
- 1 Normal sized banana
- 3 Medium scoops of Low Fat frozen yoghurt
- 5 shot glasses of orange juice
- half a pint of frozen strawberries

Then add it all together! Simples.

Sir Arthur Daley

Having a smoothie this late at night cant be good for the system can it?

gg2

WikiHow wrote: »

Having a smoothie this late at night cant be good for the system can it?

As the mother always said, fruit at night makes you sh1te.

Sir Arthur Daley

gg2 wrote: »

As the mother always said, fruit at night makes you sh1te.

Mothers know best.

Overheal

Calorie counting is bs

either you're eating **** food or you're not. Fruit smoothies, do it all day.

Oranage2

banana is.between 100 and 150 calories
Orange juice about 70 calories
No idea what a pint of strawberries are whether it's a pint glass of whole strawberries or a pint of blended strawberries but the blended ones would come in at about 175 calories

Yogurt I'll guess at 50 calories

So total approx 400 calories '

Swampy

Oranage2 wrote: »

banana is.between 100 and 150 calories
Orange juice about 70 calories
No idea what a pint of strawberries are whether it's a pint glass of whole strawberries or a pint of blended strawberries but the blended ones would come in at about 175 calories

Yogurt I'll guess at 50 calories

So total approx 400 calories '

A sausage and egg mc muffin has less calories than that so they must be healthy.

GenieOz

Swampy wrote: »

A sausage and egg mc muffin has less calories than that so they must be healthy.

Well they're not unhealthy. Depends what you're looking for nutrition wise.

How many calories are in a bowl of Special K?

Spunge

Overheal wrote: »

Calorie counting is bs

either you're eating **** food or you're not. Fruit smoothies, do it all day.

In terms of bodyfat calories is all that matters. You can eat ****e but if you keep it low you wont get fat. Eat 30 bananas every day youll be fat as fook.

Super-Rush

Deleted User wrote: »

How many calories are in a bowl of Special K?

No idea, but you'd get more nutritional value and taste if you ate the box instead.

WikiHow

WikiHow wrote: »

You cant be putting a banana in a strawberry milkshake OP.

What I do in the privacy of my home is my business, thank you very much!

Frosty McSnowballs

Super-Rush wrote: »

No idea, but you'd get more nutritional value and taste if you ate the box instead.

I always eat the box

Badly Drunk Boy

gg2 wrote: »

Its all about pineapple

Pineapple is one of the nasty fruits. It looks all innocent and cute but it's not. And please don't put it into my curry!

charlietheminxx

I love pineapple. It's gorgeous with satay chicken! It's gorgeous with most things actually... Just not in a feckin pizza.

Melon, strawberries and grapes are also amazingly nom. It bothers me how expensive nice fruit is.

Pumpkinseeds

No idea how many calories would be in that but it sounds like a lot of sugar, natural sugar, but still sugar.