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If you could cheat on your husband or wife with your most fancied celebrity

  • 08-04-2014 1:06am
    #1
    fr336
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭


    would you?


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  • #2
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    fr336 wrote: »
    would you?
    Would you?


  • #3
    .Henry Sellers.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 567 ✭✭✭.Henry Sellers.


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Would you?

    Would you?


  • #4
    fr336
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭fr336


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Would you?

    No


  • #5
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    woohoo? wood dew?


  • #6
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Would you?

    racist


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  • #7
    Xios
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,073 ✭✭✭Xios


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    racist

    Wool Dyuo?


  • #8
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Have non married people a voice?


  • #9
    fr336
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭fr336


    So many comedians surprised you're not in bed preparing for your gigs....


  • #10
    fr336
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭fr336


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Have non married people a voice?

    No


  • #11
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Have non married people a voice?

    No. Those people are the scum of the earth.


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  • #12
    Popescu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 217 ✭✭Popescu


    At this late hour, some people are clearly dreaming before they have gone to bed.


  • #13
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    That's very erroneous of you.


  • #14
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    catallus wrote: »
    That's very erroneous of you.

    Reported for personal abuse.


  • #15
    Roose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 802 ✭✭✭Roose


    Once I saw a blimp.


  • #16
    StompToWork
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 905 ✭✭✭StompToWork


    Fleetwood would, would Fleetwood!


  • #17
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Have non married people a voice?

    A voice? No.A life? Yes


  • #18
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    No way! He's so bloody cute, like a sad puppy.


  • #19
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Wouldn't it be nice if we were older
    Then we wouldn't have to wait so long
    And wouldn't it be nice to live together
    In the kind of world where we belong


  • #20
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    fr336 wrote: »
    So many comedians surprised you're not in bed preparing for your gigs....

    Would you be in bed preparing for your gigs if you were a comedian?

    Would you?


  • #21
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Wouldn't it be nice if we were older
    Then we wouldn't have to wait so long
    And wouldn't it be nice to live together
    In the kind of world where we belong

    You know its gonna make it that much better
    When we can say goodnight and stay together


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  • #22
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    Would you be in bed preparing for your gigs if you were a comedian?

    Would you?

    That's where he gets the most laughs.


  • #23
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Having read a few autobiographies of comedians recently I've come away with the impression that they are people who are very self-critical and deal with emotional pressures in a very strange way. None of them prepared for gigs in their beds though. That would be weird.


  • #24
    fr336
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭fr336


    mauzo! wrote: »
    That's where he gets the most laughs.

    Round of applause


  • #25
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    fr336 wrote: »
    Round of applause
    Your cheatin' heart will make you weep
    You'll cry and cry and try to sleep
    But sleep won't come the whole night through
    Your cheatin' heart will tell on you



  • #26
    fr336
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭fr336


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Your cheatin' heart will make you weep
    You'll cry and cry and try to sleep
    But sleep won't come the whole night through
    Your cheatin' heart will tell on you


    Do you find meaning in your posts?


  • #27
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    fr336 wrote: »
    Do you find meaning in your posts?
    Show me the meaning of being lonely
    Is this the feeling I need to walk with
    Tell me why I can't be there where you are
    There's something missing in my heart


  • #28
    jethro081
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 556 ✭✭✭jethro081


    catallus wrote: »
    Having read a few autobiographies of comedians recently I've come away with the impression that they are people who are very self-critical and deal with emotional pressures in a very strange way. None of them prepared for gigs in their beds though. That would be weird.

    david o doherty states in one of his songs that he writes his material in bed, so HA :pac:


  • #29
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    I would, but do you think Alicia Keys would give this fat Welshman a second look?


  • #30
    GenieOz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 892 ✭✭✭GenieOz


    No, what's the difference?
    If you'd be willing to cheat with anyone you obviously don't have much of a relationship or marriage.


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  • #31
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    No. I would not.


  • #32
    racso1975
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    jethro081 wrote: »
    david o doherty states in one of his songs that he writes his material in bed, so HA :pac:

    He should get a new bed then cause his latest show is ****e


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