Last day in work

Jonty

Suggestions for pranks to pull?

Guill

Have you got your P45 yet?

bnt

Nope. You may be back there some day ...

bear1

Guill wrote: »

Have you got your P45 yet?

THIS!
I wouldn't pull any pranks, it could come bite you in the ass if you need a reference.

Ihatecuddles

In before top deck the toilet.

I am pie

Grow up, save the pranks for your mates.

keeponhurling

Give your boss a wedgie ?

Agent Smith

Do A Full days work... that'll teach them!

yawhat!

Superglue on the toilet bowl.

Laxatives in the kettle.

**** on Debra's desk

BillyMitchel

Don't mind these sensible people OP.

Take your clothes off right now and run around the office chanting "I am the messiah" with your willy in your hand.

Kilgore__Trout

Burn the place to the ground. In addition to being hilarious, it removes the problematic possibility of applying there for a job again.

MagicIRL

Announce that you'll see everyone on Monday before you leave today. Then, come Monday, they'll realise what a funny fellow you were.

Sciprio

That sounds a bit childish to be pulling pranks to be honest.

TouchingVirus

I too am on my final day in work, working flat out all day and going for a pint after work; a much more dignifying end I think

Knex*

Last day of work and you're still in office on a Friday and its almost 4?

Leave man. Get out.

What on earth could you be doing now that is in anyway productive for them?

Go home early and chill. Enjoy the weekend, and congrats!

comewatmay

Tell a few home truths

Jonty

OK, I maybe should have been more clear,

What pranks would you guys like to pull?

jane82

Does the canteen have a carton of milk for everyones tea?
Head in there and down the whole carton in one and then look somebody in the eye and say wha? aggressively.

HalloweenJack

In one job I had, the tradition was that the person leaving got pranked and I saw some pretty bad ones so I made sure to be one step ahead of everyone else.

So on my last day, I jocked my co-worker in front of others, stuck masking tape to another's hair and stuck security tags to another guy's bag so that when he left the alarm went off. I also deliberately marked down the prices on a lot of stuff (it was a soul-crushing retail job) as a personal revenge for the manager who was a **** and was stuck up the hole of head office. In the end, nobody got me.

In my last job, I didn't turn up for work, though that was more to do with being hungover/still drunk.

Santa Cruz

jane82 wrote: »

Does the canteen have a carton of milk for everyones tea?
Head in there and down the whole carton in one and then look somebody in the eye and say wha? aggressively.

Or maybe **** into the carton of milk and watch the reaction when people taste the new low fat milk

Knex*

jane82 wrote: »

Does the canteen have a carton of milk for everyones tea?
Head in there and down the whole carton in one and then look somebody in the eye and say wha? aggressively.

Frightening. I jumped a little just by reading it.

OP, think you have the cajones to pull this off?

punisher5112

This is what Ralph would do....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp9K4-DHsBA

Maybe some cling film on toilet or pee in the soap dispenser:D

Rap the boses car in toilet roll or the office:D

Santa Cruz

HalloweenJack wrote: »

In one job I had, the tradition was that the person leaving got pranked and I saw some pretty bad ones so I made sure to be one step ahead of everyone else.

So on my last day, I jocked my co-worker in front of others, stuck masking tape to another's hair and stuck security tags to another guy's bag so that when he left the alarm went off. I also deliberately marked down the prices on a lot of stuff (it was a soul-crushing retail job) as a personal revenge for the manager who was a **** and was stuck up the hole of head office. In the end, nobody got me.

In my last job, I didn't turn up for work, though that was more to do with being hungover/still drunk.

And to think I bought Rehab scratch cards to support you

Jonty

Knex. wrote: »

Frightening. I jumped a little just by reading it.

OP, think you have the cajones to pull this off?

I honestly don't know. I think I'll have to ask my Girlfriend can I take them out of her bag and strap them on.

That's if she lets me

Holsten

Last days of work for me usually involved having the craic as much as possible without being a dick.

Maybe invite some of the people you actually like out for a few drinks in the evening.

jane82

Knex. wrote: »

Frightening. I jumped a little just by reading it.

OP, think you have the cajones to pull this off?

Does the fella in the canteen have the cajones to stop him?

Lando Griffin

I remember leaving one place of employment and we all went out on the Thursday night on the absolute pi$$, what a night.
Everyone donated a tenner in an envelope and I just threw it in at the bar for drinks for everyone.
We then all ended up at a house party which was still going Saturday morning.
The management who attended the pub all right were the only ones in the next day and a few lick arses.
Legend has it that two of the girls got pregnant that night:eek:
God I miss that place, every Friday evening a few pints then late bar then party in someones gaff.

dd972

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Don't mind these sensible people OP.

Take your clothes off right now and run around the office chanting "I am the messiah" with your willy in your hand.

No, he did that yesterday, he's looking to go one better...

Nemeses

...ask for a pay rise.....

zetalambda

In my last job, we only had to get a Doctors note for an absence of more than 2 day so I rang in sick the day before I was due to finish. :pac:

MonstaMash

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I remember leaving one place of employment and we all went out on the Thursday night on the absolute pi$$, what a night.
Everyone donated a tenner in an envelope and I just threw it in at the bar for drinks for everyone.
We then all ended up at a house party which was still going Saturday morning.
The management who attended the pub all right were the only ones in the next day and a few lick arses.
Legend has it that two of the girls got pregnant that night:eek:
God I miss that place, every Friday evening a few pints then late bar then party in someones gaff.

Are you near Hill Street Blues in Warmoesstraat Lando?

Lando Griffin

MonstaMash wrote: »

Are you near Hill Street Blues in Warmoesstraat Lando?

Only in spirit not in person my friend.