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The morning wood

  • 03-04-2014 11:57pm
    #1
    WhiteWalls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 945 ✭✭✭


    When you relieve yourself in the morning do you get awful lazy after it? Night time is the best time to do it i find :) Either that or the doll I spend a lot of money on


Comments

  • #2
    AlanS181824
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    Em... First post... (Quickly! Think of something clever!)

    No.. But your ma doe.

    #NailedIt


  • #3
    Vic Vinegar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,241 ✭✭✭Vic Vinegar


    Appropriate user name OP.


  • #4
    WhiteWalls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 945 ✭✭✭WhiteWalls


    Bombleswizzum wrote: »
    Appropriate user name OP.

    Haha, its a deadly tume from macklemore, check it out


  • #5
    AlanS181824
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    WhiteWalls wrote: »
    Haha, its a deadly tume from macklemore, check it out

    I got that off black Cadillac midnight drive...

    Class song :)


  • #6
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    I like to call it "shaking hands with the unemployed"


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  • #7
    Joan Burtons Sexy Knickers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭Joan Burtons Sexy Knickers


    You can give me your morning wood.


  • #8
    Slicemeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭Slicemeister


    Joan Burtons Sexy Knickers wrote: »
    You can give me your morning wood.


    That new account is going well.


  • #9
    dd972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭dd972


    Joan Burtons Sexy Knickers wrote: »
    You can give me your morning wood.

    That user name would chop down anyone's morning, noon or evening wood fairly sharpish. :pac:



    P.S, I'm 42 what's Morning Wood anyway?


  • #10
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    More of a turf man meself.


  • #11
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    I have a dream the day will come when people won't talk about their masturbatory habits.

    Aaaaaahh.


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  • #12
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    kneemos wrote: »
    I have a dream the day will come when people won't talk about their masturbatory habits.

    Aaaaaahh.

    Me too. In my sleepy state I clicked on the thread thinking of trees in leaf and dappled light and bluebells in an actual wood on a lovely dewy Spring morning.

    Luckily AH corrected me and lots of priapic forest dwellers scared the reverie away.

    :o:(


  • #13
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    kneemos wrote: »
    I have a dream the day will come when people won't talk about their masturbatory habits.

    Aaaaaahh.

    Is it a......wet dream?? :D


  • #14
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    If men get morning wood.....

    Do women get morning dew?


  • #15
    mopey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44 ✭mopey


    wait for it....

    sounds like op is a lazy procrastinator :cool:

    yeeeeeah


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