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Are men having as much sex as they let on?

  • 01-04-2014 9:17pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22


    It makes me feel insecure when all these men claim to have loads of sex.

    Where do you get all the sex?

    In the nightclubs I have been to the place seems segregated by gender. Most men are too scared to approach a woman, the only time a man and a woman speaks to one another is if they knew each other beforehand.

    Life is passing me by and I'm not getting any. I need sex, it's a psychological need as Maslow said.

    How often do you have sex?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    A lot of guys exaggerate. Either that or they're frequenting escorts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Jimminism wrote: »
    Most men are too scared to approach a woman, the only time a man and a woman speaks to one another is if they knew each other beforehand.
    Do you socialise in 1950s dancehalls by any chance?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭rabwaygal


    Am too busy having sex right now to post a meaningful reply


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 603 ✭✭✭Yellowblackbird


    Yeah Maslow is a well known bullsh1tter. Don't listen to his stories


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I read somewhere that women have sex too. Sometimes.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    I love my right hand.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭The_Gatsby


    Stop worrying about it and it will come to you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    As the "rule of 3" goes, take a mans number of sexual encounters and divide it by 3,take a woman's number and multiply it by 3!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,751 ✭✭✭MyPeopleDrankTheSoup


    10% of the men are banging 90% of the women. i really believe that stat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Women enjoy sex, just as much as men do.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    Jimminism wrote: »
    It makes me feel insecure when all these men claim to have loads of sex.

    Where do you get all the sex?
    Relationships?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭Cogsy88


    Jimminism wrote: »
    It makes me feel insecure when all these men claim to have loads of sex.

    Where do you get all the sex?

    In the nightclubs I have been to the place seems segregated by gender. Most men are too scared to approach a woman, the only time a man and a woman speaks to one another is if they knew each other beforehand.

    Life is passing me by and I'm not getting any. I need sex, it's a psychological need as Maslow said.

    How often do you have sex?

    Your not on your own man. Apart from d night club bit havint bein to one in years but as far as I remember they arent like dat.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16 Panzer7


    Jimminism wrote: »
    It makes me feel insecure when all these men claim to have loads of sex.

    Where do you get all the sex?

    In the nightclubs I have been to the place seems segregated by gender. Most men are too scared to approach a woman, the only time a man and a woman speaks to one another is if they knew each other beforehand.

    Life is passing me by and I'm not getting any. I need sex, it's a psychological need as Maslow said.

    How often do you have sex?

    Have you tried talking to women?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 594 ✭✭✭The_Pretender


    Who needs sex when you have a fleshlight. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 405 ✭✭newbie2013


    Pof or fab swingers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭Cogsy88


    Panzer7 wrote: »
    Have you tried talking to women?

    Dats not as easy as it sounds for some people.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Who needs sex when you have a fleshlight.


    Me!!!!:(:(


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16 Panzer7


    Cogsy88 wrote: »
    Dats not as easy as it sounds for some people.

    Well if you can't talk to a woman I'd suggest seeking professional help, that isn't healthy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭Cogsy88


    Panzer7 wrote: »
    Well if you can't talk to a woman I'd suggest seeking professional help, that isn't healthy.

    Thanks for the advice doc. Dats what alcohol is for.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    My girlfriend provides me with sex.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭Cogsy88


    Holsten wrote: »
    My girlfriend provides me with sex.

    Count yourself lucky.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Cogsy88 wrote: »
    Dats not as easy as it sounds for some people.

    Seriously, women aren't some mysterious being that can't be spoken to. Turns out they're also people. Try having a chat with one without the pressure of having sex on your mind and see how that goes. The more you do practise chatting to ladies, the less scary they seem, and the more opportunities you'll actually have to sex up a lucky lady.

    Follow this patented advice and you'll be doing the horizontal, no-pants dance in no time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    I wish I was getting as much fanny as I let on


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    johnayo wrote: »
    I love my right hand.:D


    So do I


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    The_Gatsby wrote: »
    Stop worrying about it and it will come to you

    It wont


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    I would love to let on, but nobody would believe me, haven't seen the furry cup in 14 years.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭Cogsy88


    Millicent wrote: »
    Seriously, women aren't some mysterious being that can't be spoken to. Turns out they're also people. Try having a chat with one without the pressure of having sex on your mind and see how that goes. The more you do practise chatting to ladies, the less scary they seem, and the more opportunities you'll actually have to sex up a lucky lady.

    Follow this patented advice and you'll be doing the horizontal, no-pants dance in no time.

    I don't even leave the house so I don hav to talk to anybody. Der all slags anyway jus rob your money, wreck your head and go off with one of you mates.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    I would love to let on, but nobody would believe me, haven't seen the furry cup in 14 years.


    That's quite a dry spell.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Millicent wrote: »
    Seriously, women aren't some mysterious being that can't be spoken to. Turns out they're also people. Try having a chat with one without the pressure of having sex on your mind and see how that goes. The more you do practise chatting to ladies, the less scary they seem, and the more opportunities you'll actually have to sex up a lucky lady.

    Follow this patented advice and you'll be doing the horizontal, no-pants dance in no time.


    You can do it vertically and with your pants only partly removed


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    i'm having none at all, but sure at least i can go to mass without feeling guilty about pounding young lassies backsides every night i suppose


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Cogsy88 wrote: »
    I don't even leave the house so I don hav to talk to anybody. Der all slags anyway jus rob your money, wreck your head and go off with one of you mates.

    Okey dokey then...
    You can do it vertically and with your pants only partly removed

    I save those moves for special occasions. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Millicent wrote: »
    Okey dokey then...



    I save those moves for special occasions. :pac:

    Giggity


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    orangesoda wrote: »
    i'm having none at all, but sure at least i can go to mass without feeling guilty about pounding young lassies backsides every night i suppose

    Oh jaysus, do you have to confess that ?.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    I've never known any guy who is good with women to talk about it that much. In my experience they are usually pretty quiet about it, even though they could be with a new women every week, or have multiple of them on the go at the same time.

    The guys who never shut up about pulling and women are usually the ones not getting any, like you said they cannot even approach a woman to chat unless completely locked. I know guys like this, one guy in particular who just goes on and on about how hot this girl is and what a ride that girl is, but never, ever talks to them.

    It's comical.

    There are single people out there getting loads of sex, but the numbers would be a small enough amount and they'd usually be very slick about it, not shouting from the roof tops.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭Cogsy88


    Millicent wrote: »
    Okey dokey then...



    I save those moves for special occasions. :pac:

    Der only out for wat they can get.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Cogsy88 wrote: »
    Der only out for wat they can get.

    They absolutely are, pet. Nasty, vicious women. Don't mind them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    Textspeak looks so dumb.
    Holsten wrote: »
    I've never known any guy who is good with women to talk about it that much. In my experience they are usually pretty quiet about it, even though they could be with a new women every week, or have multiple of them on the go at the same time.

    The guys who never shut up about pulling and women are usually the ones not getting any, like you said they cannot even approach a woman to chat unless completely locked. I know guys like this, one guy in particular who just goes on and on about how hot this girl is and what a ride that girl is, but never, ever talks to them.

    It's comical.

    There are single people out there getting loads of sex, but the numbers would be a small enough amount and they'd usually be very slick about it, not shouting from the roof tops.
    Nailed it. One guy in college who'd never shut up about how he'd "fla the hole off" this one and that one admitted he was a virgin to a few of us. We weren't surprised in the least. I felt bad for him that he felt such pressure to seem like a "player" though, because he was a lovely fella - just being a bit silly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭Cogsy88


    Millicent wrote: »
    They absolutely are, pet. Nasty, vicious women. Don't mind them.

    Ther all ****in *****.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Micky's top tip, don't get sucked in by trolls.


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